Pokemon Creepypasta Parody xD

gumiho710 • 22 November 2012 at 8:21 AM

Haha... If anyone here knows what Pokemon creepypastas are, then you might like this xD (I made this when i was bored so don't go crazy xDDD):

Pokemon crepypasta

I once bought tha pokmon yuealloe and when i wus liek "i wunna playah dis gameh" so i wus liek playin tha gameh and then somethin werd hapen to tha game and i saw a gary and he wus liek wut r u doin u killed mah pokemanz and his arms wer likeh gone and he wus an arm and i wus a leggeh and blod and gor and more blod and gor and i wus frekin out so its like ebaryone wus liek turnin into legs and i wus liek wut tha heck hapened so i wus liek throwin it out tha window ya no? Ya but it cameh back liek flotin in tha air and stuf and foced poor meh to playeh the gameh agan and i wus liek dyin but i wok up and it wus acualy a drem ya no? Ya. BUT IT WUS NOT

santinel • 22 November 2012 at 9:06 AM

Omg I laughed XD

gumiho710 • 22 November 2012 at 10:20 AM

XD

@taunter
@kyubee
@hayz
@tear

akira • 22 November 2012 at 10:26 AM

Omai- I died. XD


HOW DO I OXYGEN? XDDDD

hoppingfrenzy • 22 November 2012 at 10:31 AM

@gumiho710 It's alright. I corrected your English and as much grammar as I could to make it easier for native English speakers to read for you, sorry!

I once bought Pokemon yellow and when I was like, "I want to play this game," so I was like playing the game and then something weird happened to the game and I saw Gary. He was like, "What are you doing? You killed my Pokemon!" and his arms were gone and he was an arm and I was a leg and blood and gore and more blood and gore. I was freaking out, so it's like everyone was like turning into legs. I was like what the heck happened? I was like throwing it out the window you know? It came back like floating in the air and stuff and forced poor me to play the game again. I was like dying, but I woke up and it was actually a dream, you know? Yeah. BUT IT WAS NOT

I don't want to offend you because I understand that other cultures have different ways of doing things, but reading things like creepy pastas with correct English helps more people to read it.

Some criticism? Less likes and you're using run on sentences (all the and's). If you want it to be an enjoyable narrative, don't directly reference the reader/audience (all the you know?'s). Just say what happened and try to only use like when using a simile. Hope this helps! 😊

cent • 22 November 2012 at 3:26 PM

😊

Gumiho meant the improper grammar and spelling because that's mostly what parodies & trollpastas are about.

A trollpasta is supposed to be ridiculous. She knows her grammar and spelling. No worries.

It wasn't meant to be "an enjoyable read." It was meant to be "laughable." xD

dymentia • 22 November 2012 at 4:31 PM

omg, the creepy pasta about squidwards suicide was ridiculous c':

fuzzykins412 • 22 November 2012 at 4:33 PM

@gumiho710

Oh god, that made me laugh. xDD :')

ninjagirl • 22 November 2012 at 4:51 PM

@gumiho710
... AMG :'D
That was MOST OBVIOUSLY TEH CREEPIEST PASTA EVARRR LIEK YAKNOO?
EVEN BETTAH THAN TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD.
😸 oh Janey mac, you are a genius!! XD

gumiho710 • 22 November 2012 at 5:34 PM

@hoppingfrenzy

Don't worry xD I know my grammar ^^

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Thanks guys! Glad you liked it xD

hoppingfrenzy • 26 November 2012 at 9:05 PM

@gumiho710
@cent

Thank you. I didn't know that...I just try to avoid most of them...they get old. You know?

gumiho710 • 27 November 2012 at 5:40 AM

@hoppingfrenzy

I understand xD I just get really hyper and do ... Stuff like that 😋