Making Excuses

ems • 3 January 2013 at 12:50 AM

OK, here's how this works. xD

We come up with crazy excuses about why we have to leave, or being late for something, etc. etc.

EX:

Oh dear, I really must get going. I'm late for my appointment! The Cheerio needs me at his chocolate factory! He promised me a grand tour, for free, since I'm his best friend. Anywho, tallyho, old chap!

Yes, I was thinking in a British accent. 😋

Rules:

1. Nothing bad, and all EC rules apply

2. They have to be really stupid/odd excuses

3. Have fun!

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evilyowling • 3 January 2013 at 1:25 AM

AH, Look at the time! I must go now or the monkey in the bin will start a riot due to the lack of burping pineapples! You see I'm his prime executive of his organisation called Nilly Willies Caramel covered burping pineapples! If he can't get burping pineapples soon then the organisation will be made into a pineapple smoothie!

Deleted • 3 January 2013 at 1:51 AM

Oh I simply must go! I need to bake some cats for my car salesmen job I was hired for. I mean, how do you think I'm going to sell any cars without giving out free baked cats? People will flock from everywhere to get a taste of my juicy fried cat legs!!!!!! 😈

He he.......

plushie • 3 January 2013 at 2:09 AM

I have to go! I am going to a meeting with the Queen of England's Yorkie's! They are my clients in the B.O.N.K.E.R.S spy Co, it stands for BANANAS OASIS NOW and KILLER EVIL RECTANGULAR SourWorms! And if I don't come the ants will take over the world with their coconut launchers and the whole B.O.N.K.E.R.S Co will be the blame and I won't get my jelly written pay check to buy an Ice cream when I got to Pluto next week to go rabbit riding with marshmallow houses and gummi beds to sleep on so if I don't get my next jelly written pay check for the ice cream I will be so sad that I will change my mind into dinosaur feeding in the wild and start a new family of Anaconda's in a Gingerbread house next to the Wizard of Oz's house where he always has party with Apes in bakini's and it is annoying how the apes look better in them without me. BYE!

trish • 3 January 2013 at 3:25 AM

Shiver me timbers! I gotta get goin'. Savvy? Me parrot ain't gonna tune itself! Weigh anchor, hoist the mizzen, me boys and I have to make the church choir! I oughta check me bucket boy to see if he a singin' to der fish before we a fry it up and bring it to ther vampiries pot o' luck. Mrs. Dumbledoreen? Gotta run but help yerself to some pineapple splinters!


How's my British accent? Right on isn't it. o3o

ems • 4 January 2013 at 12:53 AM

@evilyowling
@leafpoolz
@plushie O-o
@trish

Wow, I didn't expect these to be so awesome! xD Like--

Oh my. Excuse me, but I really must be going, for my buttersnapple children need their evil pies or they shall wither and die! And if they wither and die, I'll be FOREVER ALONE! And if I'm forever alone, then I will be sad. And if I'm sad, then I shall cry an ocean of tears. And if I cry an ocean of tears, then the world shall flood and everyone will die! 😊 *scurries away*

plushie • 4 January 2013 at 1:01 AM

@Ems Thank-you it took a lot of thought, now I must really be going because we and the Yorkie's need to go on a secret spy mission because we over heard the evil puppies plan to steal the world famous giant peanut so that can snow board on it, and I must get there in about an hour because I fly to B.O.N.K.E.R.S Spy Co bye Pigeon and it takes an our to get there because of the awful pigeon traffic! (: Adios!

ems • 6 January 2013 at 12:40 AM

@plushie 😋

Oh dear, I'm so sorry that I'm late! I was feeding the children of the corn, when suddenly a evil incarnation of myself tried to murder my pinapple with an axe! D: Then, I had to call Chuck Norris so he could save my pinapple and roundhouse kick the evil incarnation of me. But then, Chuck Norris wanted me to pay him for his amazing deed, so I had to sell my beloved teddy bear to get enough money to pay him. After that, I had to go on a quest to buy my teddy bear back, and I had to travel over a rainbow--by pegasus--to the rancid flea market, where I found an ugly wizard, who told me that he could find my teddy bear and safely return it to me. So he said, "UJKlfGFIAGIUFQ!!" and saved my teddy bear! 😊 Then I had to travel back over the rainbow--by pegasus--with my teddy bear to return to this realm, so that I could make my appointment with you!

And that's why I'm late. 😋

plushie • 6 January 2013 at 12:46 AM

@Ems oh dear! Now I must go because Spongebob had a heart attack while he was having a slap fight with Harry Styles, and I am related to his best friends cousins aunties friend! So I need to send him Nilly Willies Caramel covered burping pineapples because that is Sponges fav!

ems • 6 January 2013 at 12:48 AM

@plushie How do I top that? D:
. . .

I'm... I'm sorry that I ate your pie. ;^;

I ate it because it was a bomb, and I didn't want you to die. After it exploded inside me though, I realized that it was a bomb that exploded peach jam everywhere! So it's okay! 😸