CORNY JOKES

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happy • 30 July 2011 at 1:13 PM

Does anyone know any corny jokes? UBER bored. 😉

Why did the chicken cross the road? 😱

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magician1574 • 30 July 2011 at 1:14 PM

@happy i got one!!! ur so corny the farmer said gimme back my corny!

Deleted • 30 July 2011 at 1:17 PM

Egg-zactly XP

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happy • 30 July 2011 at 1:18 PM

@magician1474 LOL!!! xD
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A Slipper!!

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pipkitten • 30 July 2011 at 1:20 PM

A man walked into a bar. Ouch. 😈

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magician1574 • 30 July 2011 at 1:20 PM

@happy lol how do u get a elephant into a tree...?
set it on an acorn and wait!!!

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happy • 30 July 2011 at 1:24 PM

@magician1574 lol!
Why did the clown visit the doctor?
He was feeling a bit funny.

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magician1574 • 30 July 2011 at 1:26 PM

@happy this is funny i dnt have alot of jokes lol so this is my last one...how can u tell an elephant was in ur fridge

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happy • 30 July 2011 at 1:26 PM

how? xD
@pipkitten
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear!! xD

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skylark • 30 July 2011 at 1:30 PM

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Banana,

Banana who?

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Banana,

Banana who?

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Banana,

Banana who?

Knock knock,

D8< WHO'S THEREEEE?

Orange

Wait.. Orange who?

Orange you glad i didn't say banana! xD


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Knock knock,

Who's there?

Boo,

Boo who?

Don't cry my darling, it's just me! xD

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nogardragon • 30 July 2011 at 1:36 PM

What did the teddy say to the clown, I can't 'bear' any more of these jokes 😋

MMMM the smell of corn is in the air 0_0

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happy • 30 July 2011 at 1:37 PM

Knock, Knock,
Who's There?
Lettuce,
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing!

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Noah,
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?

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