The CUHJG (Completely Unrelated Horrible Joke Game)

extremeblueness • 29 January 2013 at 8:04 PM

In this game, all you do is post a horrible joke (horrible joke defined as a joke that gets a really big groan when told/read) that is completely unrelated to the previous one! Don't forget to follow EC's ToS (and this is sort of a competition).

Please note that horrible jokes are not lame (see above).

As of post #15, any jokes containing "blunt or graphic" punchlines are banned. See post #15 for more details.

Here's mine:

News Reporter: Halley declined to comet.

#horriblejoke #joke #horrible #CUHJG

evilyowling • 29 January 2013 at 8:19 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Deleted • 29 January 2013 at 8:46 PM

ToS = Tree of Sparkling = Terms of Service. What???

Not. Funny. xD

extremeblueness • 29 January 2013 at 11:30 PM

I don't get your punch line. Or your soda line.

purrclan • 29 January 2013 at 11:32 PM

Did you hear the one about the Purple Passion?
If you have, go ahead and groan. It's terrible.
If you haven't, I'm not planning on telling it here because it really needs to be told out loud.

extremeblueness • 30 January 2013 at 8:03 AM

@purrclan yes, that IS a terrible joke. I wish I hadn't looked it up. And almost as soon as I started reading it, I just KNEW it would be similar to the green ping pong ball story.

Here's my CUHJG:

Did you hear about the Crayola? It couldn't stop crayon.

(Get it? Crayon, crying?)

purrclan • 30 January 2013 at 11:15 AM

@extremeblueness
xD
...what's the green ping pong ball story?

jupiter_hollow • 30 January 2013 at 11:38 AM

@purrclan I just can't wait 'till tomorrow so I can go to school and tell this to all my friends :'D Thank you for enlightening me in the art of annoyance, oh mighty one!

inkstep • 30 January 2013 at 1:34 PM

why do seaguls live by the sea?
well if they lived by the bay they'd be bagles
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what do you call a 4 ft psychic that escaped from jail?
a small medium at large
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What concert costs 45 Cents?
50 cent featuring nickleback
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What do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta
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what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
about half way
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im sorry I couldn't decide what one I liked best

lyric • 30 January 2013 at 3:03 PM

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

(You have to think really hard on this one, unless you get it immediately.)

extremeblueness • 30 January 2013 at 7:00 PM

@purrclan its too long to post here. and its extremely similar to your Purple Passion joke.

@lyric I did have to think for a while. And that is HORRIBLE. Because it was so horrible, check your inventory for a gift.

A man is driving through a snowstorm, when suddenly part of his car stopped working to the point where he had to pull over. So he got out, dug around in the bushes, attached two things to his front window of his car, and got back in. From there on out, the car ran fine. After a while, his wife asked him what he did to fix the car. "What?" he asked. "Haven't you ever heard of windshield vipers?"

jemmie • 30 January 2013 at 7:04 PM

One I just made up:
Why do people ping eachother on this site? That darn sound effect is so annoying!
Ping-ING-ING !

purrclan • 30 January 2013 at 7:25 PM

@extremeblueness
K 😋

hedwig68 • 30 January 2013 at 7:26 PM

Here are some jokes that everyone in my school tells:

Why can't Timmy ride a bicycle?
Timmy is a fish.

XD Yes, those are the type of jokes we tell at my school.

extremeblueness • 30 January 2013 at 7:52 PM

Okay. New rule: No "blunt or graphic" punchlines.

Any joke involving an excessive amount of violence relative to the length of the joke is banned. Most of the shaggy dog stories are not banned by this rule. For example, the second joke in post 14 would be banned. But the Purple Passion joke is not.



Here's my joke:

Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

Neither. But the one that comes with prime ribs is better.

(If you don't get it, think about it for a little bit. If you still don't get it, think about what you get with a main course.)

mrawesomefalcon • 30 January 2013 at 8:31 PM

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a detective?

An investi-gator

What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins? Slippers.

What kind of rooms have no walls? Mushrooms.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
I bet you I could stop gambling.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

I have more but my fingers hurt from typing! 😊

extremeblueness • 30 January 2013 at 8:52 PM

Why didn't the B blood like the A blood?

It wasn't his type.

lyric • 31 January 2013 at 9:52 PM

@extremeblueness
Thanks! ^^