2 Frozen LEs UFA

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 3:23 PM

I'm so ridiculously bored. T-T

So I figured I could hold a storytelling contest to adopt out my two first stage frozen CRWs. (Aosidhe and Canige)

There will be a first place and a second place.

Whoever tells me the funniest story will get pick of the two, and the second place story will get the leftover creature.

Let the storytelling begin!

No stories from games. (Skyrim, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, etc.) Be creative guys.

pebblestar-nightclan • 14 July 2013 at 3:37 PM

@clayosaurusrex

One time, when I used to be an adventurer like you...
I took an arrow to the knee.
Then I stopped adventuring.

(More like one time I didn't know any funny stories to tell you. :I That's the best I can doooo~)

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 3:49 PM

@pebblestar-nightclan

xD Now you've gone and made me have to edit my first post!

pebblestar-nightclan • 14 July 2013 at 3:54 PM

@clayosaurusrex
Sooorrrrry. XDD

One time I made you have to edit your first post.

Honestly, I'm not entering, I just wanted to play around. XD Good luck, by the way. X3

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 4:01 PM

@pebblestar-nightclan

Oh xD
You're not entering?

Because you'd have first place as no one else has written a story.

And thank you!

pebblestar-nightclan • 14 July 2013 at 4:05 PM

@clayosaurusrex
Weellllll... I always COULD. 8D (Lol but isn't my "story" against the rules? X3 Meh, I'll come up with something better that DOES go with the rules.)

So one time, I got this little turtle statue thing... And we were going home in the car. I lost the turtle statue, and I freaked out and started crying (okay I was like five. -.-) because I couldn't find it, and I did that for say... 15 minutes? Before I finally found out I had it in my hand the entire time. .-.

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 4:06 PM

So far first place is @pebblestar-nightclan everybody! xD

faybaybay • 14 July 2013 at 4:12 PM

@clayosaurusrex not really tryna win I just wanna share my true story xD because of how embarassing it is. Yesterday I went to the TC after taking a bunch of meds for my cold and someone had a paret egg UFT and I thought it was a hallowolf egg and I posted on their wall saying " what do you want for your hallowolf egg' and it wasn't until I posted it that I realized they had a paret egg and so I quickly deleted my post and they pmed me saying my wall post wasn't showing up, then I had to explain the whole thing to them.

newlife • 14 July 2013 at 4:28 PM

@clayosaurusrex
During science class one time, we were on the computers. I was talking with my friend, and I saw something in her hair, and I tried to get it out. I freaked out once I noticed it was a spider and asked my other friend to kill it. She slammed her palm right into my friend's head, and the spider dropped to the floor, dead. I don't think my friend believed that there was a spider on her head.
To this day, she still doesn't believe me.

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 5:47 PM

@newlife is in second, @pebblestar-nightclan is still first.

gwaine • 14 July 2013 at 9:29 PM

@clayosaurusrex
When I was little I used to lick everything(oh and run around my house naked yay).
And I mean EVERYTHING.
Bottoms of shoes, walls, people, etc.
But one day I was waddling around(I was just a toddler then) and I came across paint. I mean the kind of paint used to paint walls. Lead paint. So I licked it and that was the day I stopped licking things.

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 9:32 PM

@gwaine

If I was having people write... erm...

interesting stories, you would get both creatures xD

gwaine • 14 July 2013 at 9:34 PM

@clayosaurusrex
Oh sorry! xD It was hard for me to think of a funny story. I guess my stories just aren't funny. Lol. At least I shared~ 😃

nitromegamer • 14 July 2013 at 10:00 PM

@clayosaurusrex

My life.

Well, that isn't detailed enough.

So..

Uhm..


~~

So, my brother wants to bring my dwarf hamster [Toast. I love food I'm sorry] to church. So I put her into my pocketbook and brought her to church.

But here's the catch.

She got out of my purse.

So, I didn't notice, until one lady started screaming "MOUSE!! MOUUUSSSEEE!!" and jumped out of her seat and was pointing and screaming at my poor little Toast.

Next thing y'know, everyone is upset and trying to look for Toast, muttering something about killing her.

I found her first, and I just shoved her into my pocketbook. Soon, everyone calmed down except that one lady, who went home because she had a nervous breakdown.

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 10:02 PM

@nitromegamer

Toast the hamster has taken first place.

Deleted • 14 July 2013 at 10:25 PM

@clayosaurusrex is it too late? If not...

One day I was taking a walk. I passed by a blind lady being led into the street by her guide dog with one bus coming on each of her. The bus drivers happened to be blind. "Hey lady be careful!" I yelled. "Don't worry! I have cupcakes!" She screamed at a dog that passing by, who she thought had said that. She then blindly threw a cupcake and broke the window of my house. Then the dog jumped and pushed her in between the buses. Then she teleported to Jupiter and I got blown up by an asteroid. The dog took my house and paid for my funeral.

The end!

clayosaurusrex • 14 July 2013 at 10:36 PM

@dramatic

No, it's not too late.