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okami • 26 July 2013 at 3:17 AM

Having a day where bad or hilarious stuff keeps happening to you? Want to talk about stuff you've done in the past? Or maybe you just saw something beyond weird? Share and post about those kind of things that you or someone else has done and just have a good time with it! 😊


Here's something really dumb I did today. I was shaving and somehow I caught my finger under the razor... shaved an entire fingernail off. Literally. There's no nail anymore. It hurts really bad, but I feel more stupid than anything. xD

Also, this past school year I embarrassed myself in front of 30+ other people. I came in late to class, interrupted a presentation, and went to sit in my desk. Now I was all nervous since I am a very shy person, so when I went to sit I completely missed my desk. After that everyone was laughing for 5 straight minutes. It was awful. xD

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@bluewolf one time I was watching AFV, and I started talking to my mom about how cows raised on the praries are better for making bacon than cows in the mountains. Then I d\finally realized that baacon is made from pigs, not cows xP.

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monchhichi01 • 26 July 2013 at 6:22 PM

@bluewolf @dramatic
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Well I was at school on the swings right? (This was like second grade) And all of the other people on the swings (older that me) were jumping off.... so I decided to jump off to... except my belt loop got stuck on the swing and so I face planted on the ground... in wood chips... and on top of all that my pants ripped... NEVER AGAIN!

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faybaybay • 26 July 2013 at 6:24 PM

@bluewolf once in math class we changed seats and the next day I had a hard time remembering where I sat and I sat in some kids desk, thinking it was mine. and I totally didn't notice. So I took out my phone before class started, and the kid is standing there and I didn't know by and luckily my friend asked me if I was in the right desk, which is wasnt. I was so embarassed. And I had the walk of shame where I had to get up and move all my stuff to the desk in front of him, where my actual seat was.

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zephyrne • 27 July 2013 at 8:13 AM

@bluewolf

On the first day of class, I forgot which classroom I was in (there arent any numbers or anything). So I went into the one I though it was. My friend passed by about 5 minutes later and aske me why I was in there, since we were supposed to be in the one next door. So embarassing, and then I had to take the walk of shame and go next door... My friend still laughs about it. â˜šī¸

Deleted • 27 July 2013 at 8:39 AM

@bluewolf
here comes a list xD

a few years ago i went to run outside thinking the door was open and ran straight into the fly screen xD

Start of this year me and my friend were on the oval for lunch, there was a teacher walking around but he was far away, i was randomly singing like an idiot cos im that weird, the teacher i thought was far away said 'hows everyone's lunch going' i freaked out, turned around to see he was right behind me, he gave me the weirdest look xD

Yesterday me and a friend were in the school library cos we had a free, i was listening to music while drawing and she was drawing, she asked what i thought of her drawing (it was a baby bird learning to fly) i said 'it looks constipated but i love it' since i was listening to music i failed to whisper, i wasnt that loud but the year 7s on the table next to ours gave me the weirdest look xD

I could think of way more things 😋

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sony • 27 July 2013 at 9:20 AM

@bluewolf Well, I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn.
I throw someone else' stuffs into a bag and push it down the stairs.
Once again, I crashed my car into the bridge.

AND I STILL DON'T CARE! xD
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Lol~ Joking! xD
Those were lyrics from a song, that just popped right in my head when I saw this topic! xD

So stupid, dumb thing I've done, I've done too many things to remember honestly! xD

Ok, I, once, had to give presentations about historical places in the local provinces. I got the presentation written all up about a week before, however, just one day before the presentation, I absolutely forgot xD So I went on the computer all day and went to bed at midnight, suddenly I remembered that I was having a presentation tomorrow, and my head was filled with air, no nothing. But it was too late for me to keep studying, hence I headed to bed, the next morning, I woke up soon and started learning, trying to stuff all of those things in my grape-sized brain.

The embarrassing part in this story is that during the presentation, I forgot what I'm supposed to say, and stood completely still like a pole, I mumbled, and I heard some giggles down in the class, people were looking at me with dead eyes, and I was like... errr ._. What am I supposed to say now?...! :| I sweated so much! xD

Then I knew I had to continue, therefore I started making up all of those silly information about the place I was talking about, and ended my presentation as soon as I could...!
And when I got back to my seat, people looked at me as if I were an extraterrestrial creature >.< I was the weird dude.

I hope that was embarrassing enough! xD I felt like I should stop now in order not to tire your eyes with my silly story! xD
And excuse my English, it isn't my first language, and story-telling isn't my thing either!

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monchhichi01 • 27 July 2013 at 10:21 AM

@bluewolf
Yeah I do too! Haha xD

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fakeworld • 27 July 2013 at 11:56 PM

@bluewolf
Once my friends and I took a hour ride to Six Flags, and got to the ticket booth to only realize that my friend left her wallet at home.

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sony • 3 August 2013 at 12:25 AM

@bluewolf Sorry o_O I missed my notification! o_O
And thanks ^^ 😸 My grade was still ok though, not bad enough for me to fail xD
I don't think I'm easily panicked in front of a crowd? It was mainly because I hadn't studied the night before the presentation happened, therefore I didn't know the words and started to get nasty! xD

And wow! xD That's cool! xD

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metaphor • 8 August 2013 at 3:01 AM

Well, I feel mean for not posting something dumb I've done (and trust me there are plenty but I can't think of anything very memorable right now). I've fallen plenty of times. But every time I just got up and laughed haha. xD

But this just came to mind and it's actually a convo between my friend and my cousin and it still makes me laugh:

*discussing what to name their bearded dragon*

Cousin: Hmmm, I want to name him after a Greek God. But what?
Friend: hm...Cancer?
Cousin: *facepalm*

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