win some eggs

lollaugh • 8 August 2011 at 6:30 PM

hi i am giving away the eggs with the best names so in order to win you have to give the best ending to this sentence it has to be a story!!

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN A BIRD CRAPPED ON MY HEAD I.......

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sotheavey • 8 August 2011 at 6:54 PM

I went back home to get my cat to make her go 'fetch' the bird. -_____-

lizardfeather • 8 August 2011 at 7:41 PM

laughed because I was lucky because it's actually really hard for a bird to hit my head because it's a small target and the bird is high up and the odds are ridiculously against it.

I don't actually want to join, just needed to answer 8D

stellie • 10 August 2011 at 11:11 AM

I thought it was candy and took a chance...........
eww

redstar-fireclan • 10 August 2011 at 11:13 AM

I went back home and took my cat outside to kill it 8D

shadowgirl • 10 August 2011 at 11:14 AM

I took it in my house so my cat can kill it, but she ran away from it!

mellyottl • 10 August 2011 at 11:16 AM

[smelled like bird crap. This led me to swear revenge an all birds forever, eventually becomes the masked vigilante BIRDMAN!]

randomkitty17 • 10 August 2011 at 11:23 AM

I freaked out and grew a strong hate for birds. I stayed awake every night, plotting my revenge......one day I was finally able to take out my undying grudge on birds by purchasing a cat cannon. I sat in that same spot the the bird had chosen to poop on me....I heard a flutter. Then BAM! I shot a cat out of the cat cannon and it hit the bird full force. The cat proceeds to devour the bird and then I paid it for it's service. That cat, named Ishmael, became one of my allies in WW3, the fight against the birds. WW3 ended up getting it's own movie, a sequel to Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

Deleted • 10 August 2011 at 11:27 AM

I pulled my bow and arrow out of my pocket (because everyone should keep a bow and arrow in their pocket) and shoot the bird down. I would then proceed to use the dead bird to wipe the poop off my head and then bring it home to use as a sacrifice in an evil ritual to kill all the other birds in the country.

psycho • 10 August 2011 at 2:48 PM

@lollaugh Would Dallas happen to be one of them? 😱

I'm feeling too lazy to write something right now. ^.^'

lollaugh • 12 August 2011 at 2:05 PM

@psycho sure

creaturlord • 12 August 2011 at 2:46 PM

@lollaugh i opened my mouth cause crap is delicious

lollaugh • 12 August 2011 at 6:28 PM

@creaturlord so far yours is the best!!

creaturlord • 13 August 2011 at 7:52 AM

Yay!

pinkishbloo • 14 August 2011 at 3:30 AM

Became a member of the group 'ANGRY because of BIRDS'

Hehe, get it? Angry Birds? .... Ok, not really funny, but still XD
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