( homestuck ) Sgrub RP!!!! :o)

anewlife • 17 November 2013 at 11:26 AM

Sayten Blaine sat in his room at his computer. Tons of different pairs of glasses layed scattered on the floor. To the left was his gardening room, a room filled with artificial sunlight and the perfect plant environment. He did everything he could, he watered them at the perfect time and used correct fertilizer, but for some reason they would all die. Oh well, it was tragic but didn't even what blood color they had so some of them deserved to die. Sayten was practicing balancing his knives on a single finger, then tossing it up and catching on that finger. Right as the knife went up, the computer made a PING sound. "Oh joy, o~e of my frie~ds is o~li~e", thought Sayten disregarding the knife hurdling down towards his head at an alarming speed.


Sayten's face twisted in disgust, "It's Co~iea"!
"oh, wait Ka~ji~s o~li~e too. Her blood is~'t too bad".
Just then a knife struck


Sayten's hat.
Sayten's hat was made of a strong fabric which stopped the knife just in time before it hit Sayten's head, also causing Sayten to not notice its presence. Just then Sayten started wondering WHAT happened to that knife he had tossed up.

tindigo • 19 November 2013 at 6:51 PM

Sayten's computer pinged again, signifying a new message.

FA: Jokrie!!
FA: Kanjin!!
FA: Coniea!!
FA: Please listen.. As I was saying,, I have a version of the Game..Coniea COULD have obtained it,, but she was being a jerk,, so I guess I'll pass it on to you,, Kanjin,, first..
FA: So can we stop prattling on about Jokrie''s uninvited fat self and get started??

FA: And yes,, Jokrie,, you ARE fat..

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harrypotter7y • 27 November 2013 at 9:16 PM

Coniea smiled, her teeth glinted. This was wonderful. After all, this Game couldnt be much more then a new way of FLARPING.

She glanced back at her FLARP poster on the wall. The more she thought about it, the more she wanted to play that stupid game.