Cheer me up? joke contest.

satoshi818 • 10 March 2014 at 6:07 PM

I'm sort of depressed right now and I could really use some cheering up. I want you guys to make the most funny joke possible or cheer me up with something nice to say about me. The funniest joke and most touching comment gets a rare travel (random!) and hatched quinnit/perukey!

Starts NOW. Ends St. Patricks day!

spiritkoi • 10 March 2014 at 6:59 PM

@satoshi818
Hey, so I just got some powdered water, but I don't know what to do to it! xP

That's bad...

satoshi818 • 10 March 2014 at 7:12 PM

@spiritkoi

Who knows? Maybe it'll be the best out of what's to come.

spiritkoi • 10 March 2014 at 7:21 PM

@satoshi818 Ya, but I wonder if anyone will "get" it.

satoshi818 • 10 March 2014 at 7:34 PM

@spiritkoi

Just you trying makes me feel better. 😊

spiritkoi • 10 March 2014 at 7:37 PM

@satoshi818 😋 Awww, it's nothing, really.

satoshi818 • 10 March 2014 at 7:40 PM

@spiritkoi

At least I know you care. 😊

fizzlefruit • 11 March 2014 at 12:14 PM

@satoshi818

Joke#1 :How do you make a peanut laugh?
Answer: You crack it up!

pvzmaster • 11 March 2014 at 2:11 PM

@satoshi818

what do you need to do for an outer space party? planet.

silverknight01 • 11 March 2014 at 2:37 PM

@satoshi
(I've also pinged you on my own joke form)
#1
Q:Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

A:BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!

#2
Q:How does an octopus go to war?

A:WELL-ARMED

I hope this helps!!! 😸

satoshi818 • 11 March 2014 at 3:19 PM

@pvzmaster
@silverknight01

Thanks so much!

silverknight01 • 11 March 2014 at 3:22 PM

;D

I don't really want to win, I JUST HOPE SOMEONE CHEERS YOU UP!
I've been in depression before, not a fun place to be... ☹️
oh, and np @satoshi818

satoshi818 • 11 March 2014 at 3:23 PM

@silverknight

You have my thanks!

whispers • 11 March 2014 at 4:49 PM

@satoshi818

What do they do to dead chemists?

They barium. *snickers* *oh jeez this is corny*


What does the fox say?

Show me the car fax.


Energizer bunny arrested: charged with a battery.


They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.

*cracking self up*

crazydazy0 • 11 March 2014 at 5:02 PM

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ach

Ach-who?

God bless you.



Knock, knock.

Who's there?

KNOCK KNOCK!!!

Who's there?

KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!!!!

Who's there?

JUST OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY!!!!!!!

Bob: I'm a zombie catcher expert!!
Jo: No, you are not!
Bob: Oh yeah, I am!!
Jo: Have you ever seen a zombie?!
Bob: Hmmm...Nope?

satoshi818 • 11 March 2014 at 5:19 PM

Everyone thank you! All of these jokes are helping me feel better!

silverknight01 • 12 March 2014 at 9:43 PM

yyaaay! HIGH-FIVE FELLOW COMEDIANS! /)

oldred100 • 15 March 2014 at 12:49 AM

ok, this probably isnt the best one becuse it needs background(in parenthesis) so stay with me(so much better in context)...
(girl jiggling flabby legs complaining, dad walks in room)
"don't worry, cowboys always do like fat calves."

takochu • 15 March 2014 at 2:21 PM

Gold in silver walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Ey you!" "Get outta here!" Gold leaves the bar.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says, "for you, no charge."

What is Ian's favorite food? Poached EGGS. What is Ian's favorite holiday? EASTER

@satoshi818

satoshi818 • 18 March 2014 at 8:35 PM

Okay! You guys had all fantastic jokes! (especially the crappy ones! Those crack me up!)

I'm sending all of you a travel and 10k!

@takochu
@oldred100
@silverknight01
@pvzmaster
@whispers
@crazydazy0
@fizzlefruit
@spiritkoi

silverknight01 • 18 March 2014 at 9:01 PM

o-o
@satoshi818

...really? WOW, thank you!

takochu • 18 March 2014 at 9:06 PM

@satoshi818

Thank you!

oldred100 • 18 March 2014 at 10:38 PM

thanks, glad they cheered you up

crazydazy0 • 3 April 2014 at 4:14 PM

😃 Thanx!