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poe • 16 March 2014 at 11:56 PM
Hello wondiferous people of Egg Cave!Our club, Conservation of Species, is holding a contest! Anyone can enter. What kind of contest, you ask? I thought we put that in the title! Well, here it is again for those who forgot already: a funniest joke contest!There will be two categories: Nerdy jokes and Corny jokes!Post your jokes here, and be sure to tell us what category you're entering in so we can judge it appropriately!First place in each category gets a prize! The prizes are cave monthlies this time, since we're still a new club. Be sure to watch for our future contests which will hopefully always improve!The contest ends March 31 11:59:59 pm ECT, so be sure to ping others to spread the word!Remember to have fun with it! (And of course keep your jokes within the Egg Cave rules. Sorry guys. đ)Wow that was a lot of exclamation marks...#COSO@cookiemonster @takochu
featherstar_stormclan • 17 March 2014 at 12:11 AM
@poe 10 !'s to be exact.And can anyone post a joke?
poe • 17 March 2014 at 12:13 AM
@featherstar_stormclanYup! The contest is for anyone to enter. đ (Ugh that's gross that I used that many...)
cookiemonster • 17 March 2014 at 1:26 AM
COS members, come check out the new contest!@takatheeducatedkid@_black3333_@furfur@ugena@aedia
bun • 17 March 2014 at 2:00 AM
I'm here! ^-^If you guys like, I can also contribute some travels as prizes đAlso, which cave monthlies are they? xD Just curious o3o
takochu • 17 March 2014 at 10:56 AM
@poe @cookiemonsterA neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says, "For you, no Charge!"Gold and silver walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Ey you, get outta here." Gold leaves the bar.
ugena • 17 March 2014 at 3:59 PM
@poe, @Rashka I think it is more a corny than a nerdy joke:Judy was walking on a sidewalk with her husband and few friends of her when her husband says:- Manytimes, I do strange choices...He turns his head to look at Judyand says :- I love you dear!Judy was wordless, but after a moment of silence from all, she said:- I don't know what to think of what you said...And he replied:- You are my less stranger choice, my love.:~
takochu • 17 March 2014 at 7:50 PM
@ugena I really don't get this joke, so I'll have poe and cookie judge this.
oldred100 • 17 March 2014 at 9:12 PM
ok, this probably isn't the best one because it needs background(in parenthesis) so stay with me[so much better in context]...(girl jiggling flabby legs complaining, dad walks in room)"don't worry, cowboys always do like fat calves."
takochu • 17 March 2014 at 9:21 PM
@oldred100 I saw this on the other thread. Do you put it under corny or nerdy? Please ping cookie, poe or me in the future.
oldred100 • 17 March 2014 at 9:46 PM
@takochucorny(and yeah i put it on another thread too)
takochu • 17 March 2014 at 9:47 PM
@oldred100 Okay.
cookiemonster • 17 March 2014 at 11:32 PM
@_black3333_ That would be awesome! â¤ī¸I don't know about the cave monthlies though, so you have to ask @poe about that! đ@takochu The first one is great! I don't understand the second one though! XDCould you explain it to me? đ@ugena I don't quite understand it... âšī¸ Mind explaining what it is? đ@oldred100 I think I understand it, but I'm not sure... XD@poeHelp me judge? đ
oldred100 • 17 March 2014 at 11:33 PM
@cookiemonsteryeah, it is better in context, my dad always does it to me and my sis, it gets rather a shove or a small laugh
ugena • 18 March 2014 at 12:02 AM
@takochu, @cookiemonsterSorry for everyone that don't get the joke: In the story, The husband was really awkward by saying I love you, just after telling to everyone that he make really strange choices. It is like telling directly to his wife: I do strange choices and you are one of those strange choices even if I love you. (really awkward!) And he adds more to the uncomfortabilty of his wife when saying to her that she is the less stranger choice he had made. (So the wife was really a stange choice? đ ) It is a looks like embarassing, but I know the couple and they are sometimes simple when wanting to tell someting to others. đ
poe • 18 March 2014 at 12:45 AM
@takochuWhat cave monthlies are there? Since they're yours and not mine I have no clue. LOL@ugenaOh good I got the joke, then. đ¸
bun • 18 March 2014 at 12:54 AM
Sounds cool ^-^If anybody wants a list or travels I have, just ask I guess xD
takochu • 18 March 2014 at 10:34 AM
@_black3333_ Sure!@poe I have amarras, torgets, wahlahs and hatched commons.
bun • 18 March 2014 at 10:39 AM
@takochuIn that case I could also contribute an Irel and Vulpselle? I have quite a lot of them xDTravels list is on this topic: http://eggcave.com/forums/topic/47235I could do anything in the regular travels, and maybe a couple in the specials section đ¸By the way, do you have any space for another mod? o3o
takochu • 18 March 2014 at 10:27 PM
THIS JOKE!Q: How does Sausages catch computer virus?A: Strange LINKS! Q: What is Pie's favorite meal?A: Anything FILLING!@poe @cookiemonster
cookiemonster • 22 March 2014 at 12:49 AM
@_black3333_ Great! đ@takochu Nice! đ¸ Btw, black is asking if he can be a mod?
takochu • 22 March 2014 at 10:55 AM
@cookiemonster Maybe for joke thread only?
cookiemonster • 23 March 2014 at 10:43 PM
@takochu Idk... It's up to you cause you're the leader! đ@poeHave you judged anything yet? XD
poe • 23 March 2014 at 11:12 PM
@cookiemonsterI thought I'd go through them this week. But there are very few jokes to judge....And if you guys wouldn't mind discussing club stuff on the club board instead? It's rather unseemly to put that here.
cookiemonster • 23 March 2014 at 11:30 PM
@poe Ya... :/Sorry bout that! XD
crazydazy0 • 24 March 2014 at 4:37 PM
I don't know what kind of joke this is, but...Waiter,should I stir my coffee with my left hand or my right hand?Well, I suppose you could stir it with a spoon.đ
cookiemonster • 28 March 2014 at 10:00 PM
@crazydazy0 Cool! đ@poeI don't think this topic is working out very well! DX
poe • 28 March 2014 at 10:15 PM
@cookiemonsterApparently telling jokes is harder than we anticipated. |D
cookiemonster • 28 March 2014 at 10:19 PM
@poe Ya... XDA joke one of my teachers told his classes:Person 1: How do you fit an elephant in a grocery bag?Person 2: Idk...Person 1: You take the "f" out of "way"!Person 2: There is no "f" in way!(There is no f***ing way)
poe • 28 March 2014 at 10:24 PM
@cookiemonsterNice!I like this one comic:Two corporate men are talking to each other."Run this by the legal department, but run super fast so the ethics department doesn't see it."-Speed Bump by Dave CoverlyAt least, knowing all the nonsense in large businesses and things that goes on, I find it pretty darn funny.