Bad Translator

9kiwi9 • 31 March 2014 at 11:59 AM

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Visit, fill in, and LULZ.

animallover94 • 31 March 2014 at 4:22 PM

Original text:

"I once found this on another forum, and since then have not seen it. Last night, I thought that maybe I should find it again, and now I found it here. Also, for some reason I just get a blank space when I try to translate with Bing. "

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I have a time this in another hole and did not make see since then found. I thought last night than perhaps finding it again and now I found here. Also for some reasons that I receive alone a white place, if I experience to translate with Etre. "

spiritkoi • 31 March 2014 at 4:31 PM

Original:

Hi, nice to meet you!

35 translations later, Bing gives:

Hey you know.

univea • 31 March 2014 at 4:41 PM

Original Text:

"Im tired of going to P.E. class."

18 translations through Bing:

"For example, I go to school sick."

Original Text:
"I got my ocarinas in the mail today!"

35 translations though Bing:

"Received an email from me today."

animallover94 • 31 March 2014 at 10:51 PM

Original text:

"I love toast."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I worship the toost. "

featherstar_stormclan • 31 March 2014 at 11:06 PM

Original Text:
Some say suffer all the children and walk away a savior.

8 translations later I get:
Some people say that the baby Jesus and hiking

animallover94 • 11 April 2014 at 7:57 PM

@9kiwi9 I forgot to ping you before, sorry.

Original text:

"Yay! I got Bing to work!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Working with Bing"



Original text:

"I don't know what to put here. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"That's what we're doing."



Original text:

"Eggcave is a website."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Agkav Web site"

purrclan • 11 April 2014 at 8:08 PM

Original:
"Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation / Darkness stirs and wakes imagination / Silently the senses abandon their defenses / Softly, deftly, night unfurls its splendor / Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"According to the law on the protection of privacy, more imagination, is a dark night and a comment. 2. at night, beautiful, sensitive and delicate and the local community during the execution of the collection Des é t é, thereby increasing the s s."


What.

88strawberri • 12 April 2014 at 4:53 PM

Original Text:

"Stay in school or become a hobo"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Zhongpeng High"


...Eh, close enough...

pokewolfkyuubi • 12 April 2014 at 8:55 PM

Original text: Bad translator, why you no work?
8 translations later: Bad translations, why homework?
I agree. Why homework?

amelialightwing • 13 April 2014 at 9:27 PM

@9kiwi9

As the man held me I felt something pierce into my skin, as the pain ran through my body his embrase became comforting but the pain was unberable, tears streemed down my face, blood ran down my neck.

27 translations later, bing gives us.

It hurts a lot of pain and joy. Taurus, skin and facial treatments: one man, streemed beral, through the eyes of friends everwhere, water and fortttt was smart cover.

ROTFL, What?

pokewolfkyuubi • 15 April 2014 at 6:36 PM

"You shall eat the potato because I said so!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And he said: this is the name of a potato."

spiritkoi • 15 April 2014 at 6:49 PM

"Rachel Carson was many things. She was a writer, a scientist, and an ecologist. Of course, Rachel did not become that in an instant. Part of it was her literary talent, another determination. However, the major piece that made her the person she was "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

What happened???

shawn_spencer • 15 April 2014 at 7:04 PM

Original text:

"My friend is a chicken nugget."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A friend of mine."

mejary • 15 April 2014 at 8:18 PM

Original text:

"I love bunnies"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hello Kitty"

❤️~😸~❤️

Original text:

"The name of my dog is Brownie"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The dog and I am 11."

OMG it's so funny XD but works better than google translate ❤️~😸~❤️