LOL Joke contest! *CLOSED*

ashlinnhi • 10 April 2014 at 6:05 AM

@werewolf
LOL XD

sakuravixen • 10 April 2014 at 7:51 AM

MATHS TEACHER: Hey you, if I gave you 5 goldfish and he took 1 away, how many goldfish would you have?
STUDENT: 9 Mrs.
MATHS TEACHER: No it's 4!
STUDENT: That's because I already have 5 goldfish at home!

MUFFIN NO 1: Hi there friend!
MUFFIN NO 2: OMG! There's a talking muffin in front of me!

(On the phone)
STUDENT: Hello, is your fridge running?
PERSON: Ummmm.... Yes?
STUDENT: Well you better go catch it!

silverknight01 • 10 April 2014 at 8:30 AM

@werewolf
xD
that is gonna get the student in BIG trouble!

nenielsen • 12 April 2014 at 3:20 PM

@silvernight01 Can I enter? These jokes will be animal themed because I pretty much live on a farm. 😃

Joke Entry #1:
Version 1:Why did the calf cross the road?

Because it's mother told it to MOOve! xD
(Cows Moo!)
Version 2: Why did the cow cross the road?

Because it wanted to go to the MOOvies!
(Cows Moo!)

Joke Entry #2:
Why is this sheep so fat?

Because it has DiaBLEATies! 😋
(Sheep Bleat!)

Joke Entry #3:
What do you get when you feed a male cow dynomite?

Abominable!
(A-Bomb-In-A-Bull!)

silverknight01 • 13 April 2014 at 12:38 AM

@nenielsen
of COARSE you can enter! 😸
btw, I love the cow joke

ashlinnhi • 13 April 2014 at 4:24 AM

@werewolf XD LOL

nenielsen • 13 April 2014 at 1:20 PM

@silverknight01 thanks! Which one? 😋

silverknight01 • 13 April 2014 at 3:46 PM

@nenielsen
number 1, the cow joke xD

oh and... we need our judges over here...

PINGS:
@life

@windchill

@gracem

life • 13 April 2014 at 4:51 PM

@arty10 Yes, I'm big fan of Doctor Who!! *-*

@school600 (1st) Hahaha I really like that, but nenielsen have one better... 😋

@nenielsen I like all of your jokes, but 1st is the best! I'm giving you 1 poit! 😸

nenielsen • 13 April 2014 at 4:54 PM

@life thank you! 😃 I added another version, too, that's slightly different. 😋

arty10 • 13 April 2014 at 8:47 PM

@life The joke is on my profile.

gracem • 14 April 2014 at 3:51 PM

@Silvernight01 Faboulous once again with @ashlinnhi. Thumbs up @werewolf! Thankyou for participating to those who like to watch. As the following......

@umbregrl

silverknight01 • 14 April 2014 at 6:10 PM

oooh! its the 14th! guys the contest ends on the 20th!!
if you want to enter, better do it soon!

gracem • 15 April 2014 at 3:40 AM

@silvernight01 As judge of the contest, @school600 has some really good jokes in there! @nenielsen did well to! silver. any third place gifts for these 2 gifted participants? haha! get it! they are gifted and they are about to get prizes! 😋


I have set up trade lots for both of you as prizes. Offer the most worthless thing on those.

silverknight01 • 15 April 2014 at 9:23 AM

@gracem
kewl! thanks for the help!

gracem • 15 April 2014 at 4:25 PM

@silvernight01 I know I am a judge in all, but I just want to share this joke.


SUDENT1: Why are you so hairy?
STUDENT2: Because thats my name.

One more!


player1: Where did my horses mane fall off?
Player2: It fell off on main street

silverknight01 • 20 April 2014 at 6:00 PM

Alright everyone! The contest is closed!

I will need the Judges to make there final decision!

THE JUDGES:

*1 @life

*2 @windchill

*3 @gracem

windchill • 20 April 2014 at 6:12 PM

I like @werewolf jokes so far, and @nenielsen's animal sound jokes were puny! XD

nenielsen • 20 April 2014 at 6:12 PM

@windchill thanks! But you have to pick one... 😋

gracem • 21 April 2014 at 9:18 AM

@silvernight
@windchill
Ok..... I definetly think @ashlinnhi should get 3rd place. Who agrees?

windchill • 21 April 2014 at 9:25 AM

@nenielsen
#1 entries.
Cows go moo. XD

@gracem
Yeah they were decent. Pretty funny too.

gracem • 21 April 2014 at 9:26 AM

@windchill
Where should we put @nenielsen ?

windchill • 21 April 2014 at 9:29 AM

@gracem
First or 2, there were other jokes we liked right?

silverknight01 • 21 April 2014 at 9:33 AM

let me know when you've made your decision so I can hand out the prizes!

gracem • 21 April 2014 at 9:35 AM

@windchill

After carful consideration..... heres what im thinking.....

1rst @nenielsen
2nd @ashlinnhi
3rd @school600


its the best I can come to....... I dunno. 😋

windchill • 21 April 2014 at 9:39 AM

@gracem
Okay seems good.

@silverknight01
Prizes for the winners. 😊
They made us laugh. 😊

silverknight01 • 21 April 2014 at 9:40 AM

alright then! I'll make the trades 😸

the 1st place gets to select from the pool.. first
you get two creatures

2nd and 3rd gets to select in the same fashion,
they get one

gracem • 21 April 2014 at 9:42 AM

@windchill
@ashlinnhi was big throughout the whole contest so I think she deserves it. 😊
Hey! we are playing at the same time! How rare is that?!

nenielsen • 21 April 2014 at 12:43 PM

@gracem
@windchill
@life

Thank you so much judges! 😃 I'd also like to thank everyone else for participating, there were a lot of funny jokes. 😋 A special thanks to @silverknight01 for putting on this contest! Thank you! 😃

As for the prizes, I'd love to have the kesko and yamagan. 😊

silverknight01 • 21 April 2014 at 2:49 PM

@nenielsen
thank you >w<
anyways, the trade lot is set up for you now!