Custom Item Description Game!

syndrome • 19 June 2014 at 8:10 PM

The object of the game is to choose an item and write the most humorous description you can think of for it. Please only do up to three items at a time.

If I think your description is really funny, I might drop you a travel or item. The rarity of the item/travel will depend on the hilarity of your description.

I'll start 😸

Cup of Blonde Coffee - This coffee is rather SLOW to settle. (No offense to blondes 😋 )

awkolicious • 29 June 2014 at 2:15 PM

@plague

I got two 😸 Probably not funny but just random ;-;

Disgusting Hospital Sandwich- It comes to you whether you like it or not.

Travelling Coffee- It's not very good, because it's not firm at all.

Again, just random ideas 😊

hashtagnight • 5 July 2014 at 6:09 AM

Bratwurst - It's name really has a pun, IT'S THE WURST!

Xenophobic Anti Notreally Animal book - XANA book for short. This book is to much to read.

Litter Bawks - This box has chickens inside, which have litter on them.

Cup of Hot Joe(y) - Poor Joey! He's been in a cup of himself!

Rainbow Dashes - What you need for cake

Hay bacon strips - Pies aren't done without these!

werewolf • 5 July 2014 at 6:30 AM

@plague

Glitter punch: Guaranteed to bring glitter puke to any party!

Hairy pasta: WARNING!!! You may start coughing up hair balls if you consume this!

Mirror cake: Not really edible but great if you want to cut your mouth.😊