Eggcave Vending Machine

dragonfriend • 29 March 2011 at 6:16 PM

Welcone to the vending machine! This is a game I've played on another site, it's easy to play:

I start by putting something in the vending machine, like this:
*inserts (random object)*
The random object can be anything, but nothing inappropriate, please.

So, let's say I inserted a watch. The next person could post like this:
You get a clock tower.
*Inserts iPod*

Next person:
You get an iPod.
*inserts waffle*

and so on. I'll start. 😊

*Inserts laptop* It's not mine... shhh.

balletninja • 29 March 2011 at 6:17 PM

*inserts lolipop*

lizardfeather • 29 March 2011 at 6:56 PM

You get a purple, but very angry, unicorn.

*Inserts random meteor that fell from the sky*

Deleted • 29 March 2011 at 7:08 PM

you get a star

*inserts a pen*

dragonfriend • 29 March 2011 at 7:57 PM

Gets ink... all over your hand.
*Inserts dynamite*

thepells4 • 29 March 2011 at 7:58 PM

gets... blown up xD

*inserts a can of coke*

smartie2742 • 29 March 2011 at 8:02 PM

Gets Pepsi 😋

*inserts a fairy*

dragonfriend • 29 March 2011 at 8:23 PM

Gets a book of fairy tales.
*inserts homework*

thepells4 • 29 March 2011 at 8:24 PM

Gets poo. xD

*inserts her little sister* 😈

Deleted • 29 March 2011 at 9:30 PM

gets a big brother
*inserts muddy hippo*

muppet • 29 March 2011 at 9:45 PM

gets a pink elephant
*inserts random fruits*

thepells4 • 29 March 2011 at 9:48 PM

Gets random vegetables
*inserts another vending machine*

Deleted • 29 March 2011 at 9:51 PM

machine clunks and u get a large amount of gas on ur clothes
*inserts waterslide with ripped edges*

drtran • 29 March 2011 at 9:58 PM

Gets water and cuts over your body.
*inserts chocolate fondue*

Deleted • 29 March 2011 at 10:08 PM

gets a rotten strawberry with a fly on it
*inserts state report on rhode island*

stellalunagirl • 30 March 2011 at 12:49 AM

You get a state report on rhode island

*inserts angry fire ants in a torn plastic bag*

smilies • 30 March 2011 at 12:51 AM

You get angry fire ants in a torn plastic bag O_o

*Inserts 5 month old sandwich*

stellalunagirl • 30 March 2011 at 12:54 AM

You get a 5 month old sandwhich

*inserts a hairy fat old man that turns out to be a fairy*

smilies • 30 March 2011 at 12:58 AM

You get a hairy fat old man that turns out to be a fairy

*Inserts a fairy that turns out to be a hairy far old man. Who turns out to be Santa Claus. Who tells you you aren't getting anything for Christmas* 😈

redfire77 • 30 March 2011 at 12:59 AM

O__________0 you get my grandpa in a tooth fairy costume
*inserts math textbook*

smilies • 30 March 2011 at 1:02 AM

You get math textbook

*inserts Redfire* 😈

redfire77 • 30 March 2011 at 1:11 AM

@smilies O.O
i ccaannnnt bbbreaathheee
you get--me? ok this is a paradox so lets skip over this and pretend it never happened 😋
*inserts used tissue*

smilies • 30 March 2011 at 1:14 AM

You get tissue EWWWWW >_<

*Inserts rubber duck*

space • 30 March 2011 at 1:16 AM

Congratulations! You got a newly fried chicken!

*Inserts chemistry book*

redfire77 • 30 March 2011 at 1:16 AM

you get a squeak
*inserts pe clothes*

space • 30 March 2011 at 1:37 AM

You get a janitor! 😱
*inserts santa claus!*

smilies • 30 March 2011 at 1:41 AM

You get Satan! OwO xD (Get it? Satan? Santa? xD)
*Inserts Bunzilla*

space • 30 March 2011 at 1:43 AM

You get a wrecked car xD
*Inserts Bunnzilla*

stellalunagirl • 30 March 2011 at 1:44 AM

You get bunzilla
*inserts smilies along with a collection of dirty underwear from under the bed*

smilies • 30 March 2011 at 1:46 AM

I DO NOT HAVE DIRTY UNDERWEAR UNDER THE BED!!! I keep it by the door 😈

You get ..... UH OH PARADOX xD

*Inserts Stella's science homework along with her half digested dinner 😈*