Domo Kun

pizza5pizza5 • 1 May 2011 at 3:52 PM

Why does Saturn even have rings. Is it trying to be all fancy? Well it isnt working. Saturn thinks its all cool. Saturn probably thinks hula-hoopers are cool. Thats what Saturn probably wants to be when it grown up! A hula-hooper! Well the truth is the Venus is better then Saturn. My dog has been to Venus. And guess what. He never came back. I think you guessed he was a stupid dog. He sent me a postcard. It has Santa in it. I dont know why my dog likes Santa. I think my dog thinks Santa is a stalker. And i kinda agree, i mean he does come into your house every Christmas. And why does everyone these days like milk. Maybe you should take a bath in milk if you like it so much. If it helps your bones then what does it matter. Drink some soda. Then youll be weak. *Slaps* ohhh nevermind your already weak. Dont try to fight me because my cabbage stew will win. Im warning you. Now what are you looking at?? GO AWAY.

spenser_dog_123 • 1 May 2011 at 3:59 PM

I won the noble peace prize. I sent my dog to go be my representative at my conference with the president while I go discover awkward and weird looking galaxies. Duck! No really. a duck. theyre fuzzy. so is ur loaf of bread. You're a fuzzy loaf of bread. Spell roast. R-O-A-S-T. Spell coast. C-O-A-S-T. What do you put in a toaster? Its not toast you idiot. Then you would have burnt toast. Do you know your body is 75% water? In the summer you dont have to worry about swallowing water when ur swimming cuz itll just fall into other water. I'm hungry. Im gunna go get my Yogurt now.

pizza5pizza5 • 1 May 2011 at 4:03 PM

Ok. So i was thinking. If a tomato is a fruit then is ketchup a smoothie?? I mean mashed fruit= smoothie so..... GO HUG A DUCK.

spenser_dog_123 • 1 May 2011 at 4:04 PM

Yayz i ❤️ ducks. theyre fuzzy. like a loaf of bread. Like you. Your a fuzzy loaf of bread.

pizza5pizza5 • 1 May 2011 at 6:08 PM

Why are bald people bald. I mean do they think its cool to have peach fuzz on your hair? It's peach fuzz. What happens if someone eats your head? That's not cool. My dog would eat your head. My dog likes peaches. So don't be surprised. There's an empty bag of Sun Chips on my floor. I hate it when the company that make cereals say there a prize inside. I mean who really cares about some plastic ninja that a cat will swallow because they think its a peach. Why are peaches even fuzzy. Is there some magical worm that makes them fuzzy? Go make a peach cobbler. STOP LOOKING AT ME YOU IDIOT and do it. Why? Because they're good. What else? Put raisins in it. Raisins look weird. They're shriveled. They have little creases in it. Who even invented raisins. Drying up a grape is stupid. I think grapes are good the way they are. Are you done with that peach cobbler yet? NO?!?!? STOP COOKING. Go find a bald person, rub their head and then kiss it and say, 'Its the way of the peach.' Now stop standing there you idiot and go!

pickone • 22 June 2011 at 7:43 AM

woooooooow, i was just bored one day and i decided to write this, cooooooooooooool, so yea OMG POTATOES AND SUGAR IS AWESOOOMMMEEE

spenser_dog_123 • 22 June 2011 at 7:45 AM

So is sparkly purple oxygen *.*

trish • 23 June 2011 at 1:35 AM

Edward is indeed a fairy. 😸 My aunt bought me 2 domos in China! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

pickone • 2 July 2011 at 5:50 PM

@trish OMG OMG U ARE SOOOO LUCKEY

randomkitty17 • 2 July 2011 at 6:41 PM

Falling out of windows makes parakeets sad.
So why do you do it?
Do you hate parakeets?
Stop being disobedient!
Or the trout of malaysia will attack you.
With an umbrella.
Do you have a musical muse?
I do.
His name is Bert.
He is a hippie.
And he is a vegetarian who likes celery.
And he shoots lasers from his eyes.
Once he broke a lamp with his lasers.
Sssssh! He's sleeping!
Now quiet down or else I'm going to throw a shovel at you!
What did I say about being obedient?
Great.
Now the trout of malaysia is on the loose.
He's invading kuala-lumpur at this moment.
And he's coming for you.
He has tangerines.
And he won't stop until he has his revenge.

pickone • 4 July 2011 at 2:39 PM

@randomkitty17 i used to live in kuLAa lumpur ^^

randomkitty17 • 4 July 2011 at 3:34 PM

@pickone cool 😊

pizza5pizza5 • 5 October 2011 at 6:18 PM

I remember this O_O