Riddles

lazyanon • 1 January 2018 at 1:53 PM

As the name says its a riddle game. the rules are simple. Someone says a riddle you guess the answer till its right and the person that guessed it right tells the next one and so on. And please no green glass door riddle. if everyone gets stumped the answer is told and they say another riddle till the answer is guessed correctly.
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(i think thats everyone)

i'll start with a classic
what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

wolfkit • 1 January 2018 at 1:57 PM

@lazyanon A Man
Thanks for Pinging.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

lazyanon • 1 January 2018 at 1:58 PM

@wolfkit
a penny

what ends everything always?

atlantaskyrael • 1 January 2018 at 2:08 PM

@lazyanon
The letter "g"?

lazyanon • 1 January 2018 at 7:23 PM

@atlantaskyrael yep!

animalliterature • 1 January 2018 at 7:44 PM

What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute, and never in an hour?

atlantaskyrael • 1 January 2018 at 8:37 PM

@animalliterature the letter "m"?

animalliterature • 1 January 2018 at 8:45 PM

@atlantaskyrael Yep!

What has hands but cannot clap?

littleblush • 1 January 2018 at 8:57 PM

@animalliterature a clock 😊

What letters came late to the Queen's teaparty?

animalliterature • 1 January 2018 at 8:58 PM

@littleblush You're correct!

What is at the end of a rainbow?

atlantaskyrael • 3 January 2018 at 6:23 PM

@animalliterature A "w".

If I drink, I die. If I eat, I am fine. What am I?

animalliterature • 3 January 2018 at 8:50 PM

Someone who isn't idiotic and knows to stay away from alcohol?

Deleted • 6 January 2018 at 9:55 PM

@animalliterature lol

A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?

jlya • 6 January 2018 at 11:18 PM

@wolfspike23 it was the boy's mom!

Deleted • 6 January 2018 at 11:18 PM

@jlya correct

jlya • 6 January 2018 at 11:47 PM

@wolfkit okay I have 2 riddles:

A pink man lives in a pink one-story house. The dressers are pink, the walls are all pink, the floor is even pink. What color are the stairs?

2nd riddle: What has eyes but cannot see?

animalliterature • 7 January 2018 at 12:06 AM

1st one: Agh! I've seen that but I don't remember the answer.

2nd: A blind person?

Here's my riddle: A man is trapped in a jail cell with no food or water. He will die in two weeks. There is a window three feet too tall for him and a shovel. It will take several weeks to dig a tunnel. The floor is dirt. How does he escape?

jlya • 7 January 2018 at 12:25 AM

1st riddle: There are no stairs! It's a one story house!
2nd riddle: That's another answer that I hadn't thought of! But it's a potato.
Your riddle: The window! If it's too tall he can still fit through! Or did you mean too high off the ground...?

animalliterature • 7 January 2018 at 12:29 AM

High off the ground, sorry.

The answer was to dig a pile of dirt so he could climb out

Deleted • 7 January 2018 at 12:51 AM

How can a pocket be empty but still have something in it?

animalliterature • 7 January 2018 at 2:04 AM

It has the thingy that comes out of the pocket. You know, the thingy? XD Either that or pocket lint. Those are my two answers to the riddle.

jlya • 7 January 2018 at 5:10 PM

@animalliterature you mean the inside lining of the pocket?

animalliterature • 7 January 2018 at 5:12 PM

Ye lol

jlya • 7 January 2018 at 5:13 PM

@wolfspike23 if it has a hole in it! xD

Deleted • 7 January 2018 at 5:22 PM

@jilya ur r correct

jlya • 7 January 2018 at 5:28 PM

Bear with me here, I can't remember all of the original riddle, so the third part is replaced by me.

I move my mouth but do I speak
I close my eyes but do I sleep
I look around but do I see
What am I?

katnisseverdeen426 • 26 January 2018 at 12:24 AM

I don't actually remember what they ordered, but here it is.

Two women walk into a restaurant and order drinks. The first woman orders 5 glasses of iced tea and drinks all of it fast, the second woman orders one glass of iced tea and drinks it slowly. After leaving the restaurant, the second woman dies, but the first woman lives. Studies show that all of the drinks were poisoned. How is this possible?

Deleted • 4 February 2018 at 11:06 AM

@katnisseverdeen426 The ice had poison in it. After the ice melted, it went into the iced tea itself. The first women survived because she drank it all before the ice mellted.

katrinwolf • 4 February 2018 at 12:27 PM

@atlantaskyrael It's fire, isn't it?
This actually used to be a "yes-no" type of mystery, but I've had people guess it very fast with this amount of information, so here it goes. But don't hesitate to ask additional questions if needed 😊
There're town A and town B, and a train goes between them. A man with bandaged eyes goes on this train from A to B. In town B, he sees someone, and goes back with no bandages over his eyes. On his way back, at a certain point, he jumps to his death out of the train. Why?

Also, if I may ask - @lazyanon - what's the green glass door riddle? Is it some sort of retarded riddle, like the "pygmy green stone-eater" one? I just never heard of it...

lazyanon • 4 February 2018 at 12:30 PM

@katrinwolf kinda it's this one of those riddles that there is no definite answer