Haha funny Halloween JOKE/RIDDLE XD

pizza5pizza5 • 23 October 2011 at 1:45 PM

Alright, if you know this please dont post the answer and say why, it ruins the fun!

1. So your walking down the street and you come across a haunted house. All the windows are smashed out, there is no power, no sunlight, and no people or animals. Somehow there is a way to get water. There are 2 doors. A door with a black cat on the doormat and a door with cobwebs. Which do you go through?

2. As you walk through your door you come across an empty room with 2 staircases. A spiral staircase and a straight staircase. Which do you go up?

3. You come across another set of doors. One has blood spatters on has a knife on it. The other has a machete on it. Which do you go through?

4. Finally you come across the last set of doors. Above the set of doors there is a sign that says "Each door leads to a certain death" On top of one door there is a sign that says "Electirc Chair" Above the other door it says "Drowning". Which door do you go through?

Post your answer to each # question. Once a good amount of people have posted i will tell the answer ;D

jazzyleia • 23 October 2011 at 1:47 PM

#1: black cat doormat
#2: spiral
#3: blood splatters
#4: drowning

randomkitty17 • 23 October 2011 at 1:48 PM

1. Black cat door
2. Spiral staircase
3. Knife door
4. Drowning (Swim, kitteh, SWIM! 😃)

crooton1 • 23 October 2011 at 1:48 PM

1. Cobwebs

2. Spiral

3. Blood Spatters

4. Electric Chair

LOL.
I know this one,
so funny. 😃

phoenix • 23 October 2011 at 1:50 PM

1: I go trough the one with the cobwebs (because i don't want to disturb the cat 😋)

2: the straight staircase, those ones are always safer (i guess) ^^

3: The one with blood spatters, the one with the knife seems deadly scary O-O

4: The electric chair one 😊

pizza5pizza5 • 23 October 2011 at 1:50 PM

@crooton1

I figured you did. I though no one was that smart unless you knew it xD

seaangel • 23 October 2011 at 1:52 PM

1 black cat

2 spiral

3 blood spatters

4 drown.

cqpkytty • 23 October 2011 at 1:53 PM

#1: black cat doormat
#2: spiral
#3: blood splatters
#4: electric chair

@pizza5pizza5
I know a different version of this joke 😋

pizza5pizza5 • 23 October 2011 at 1:55 PM

@jazzyleia
@randomkitty17
@seaangel

I believe @crooton1 , @cqpkytty , and @pheonix know the joke xD

For #4 , you should put down electric chair because there is no power in the house xD

For #1 you shouldve put black cat doormat because theres no people or animals xD

And i have another riddle if any of you guys are interested 😃

jazzyleia • 23 October 2011 at 1:56 PM

Oh! 😃 haha that is funny! @pizza5pizza5 I WISH TO HEAR ANOTHER JOKE

juliettbrown • 23 October 2011 at 1:57 PM

1. cobwebs
2. spiral
3. blood
4. electric chair

I think I know this one....

pizza5pizza5 • 23 October 2011 at 1:58 PM

@juliettbrown

Half right.

ALRIGHT HERES ANOTHER JOKE:

Someone post its kinda confusing xD

phoenix • 23 October 2011 at 1:58 PM

@pizza5pizza5 actually, i just guessed on everything except the last question xD but i still don't know what the answer for 1, 2 and 3 is 😋

jazzyleia • 23 October 2011 at 1:58 PM

Post!

juliettbrown • 23 October 2011 at 2:00 PM

POSTY IT!!! WHAT ANSWER! WHAT NEW ONE?! SO MANY QUESTIONS! WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?!

phoenix • 23 October 2011 at 2:01 PM

its kinda confusing xD

And the main part of most riddles is to read trough the riddle several times until you understand all details xP

pizza5pizza5 • 23 October 2011 at 2:01 PM

@pheonix

I reedited the post with answer.

NEXT JOKE/RIDDLE:

So there was an average family living in an average house. One dull dingy Sunday afternoon, the mom and dad went to work, the teenager went to church, the maid went to the post office to get the mail, the son went to a sports game, the daughter went to the mall.

They all came back that afternoon and found the family dog dead. Who killed the dog??

phoenix • 23 October 2011 at 2:03 PM

@pizza5pizza5 but what is the answer for 2 and 3 then?

and hmm... i would guess that the parents killed the dog 😋

pizza5pizza5 • 23 October 2011 at 2:04 PM

@pheonix

2 and 3 were basically there to take your mind off the main part of the riddle 😋

jazzyleia • 23 October 2011 at 2:04 PM

Well i would say the Maid because she would be back first before anyone else.

inkstep • 23 October 2011 at 2:05 PM

Edited out on request

randomkitty17 • 23 October 2011 at 2:27 PM

@pizza5pizza5 Oh...I was expecting that the water would pour out of the shattered windows XD

The maid....