I f-feel lucky!

aries • 29 October 2011 at 3:00 AM

*C-celeste is typing this for m-me since I can't t-type without s-s-stuttering*

Celeste here!
I AM @ARIES! LOL, time to reveal this joke! 😋
Anyway, I didn't use to cave @celeste today, and instead, used to cave here...


...Guess what?

I got the whole HW set! 8D I feel so lucky here~ I might move here, but.... nah. I think this will be my account for experimenting Cave tries and my aquatic + immortals. 😸

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 3:02 AM

Waitwaitwaitwait


@Aries


You're @celeste?

"I AM @ARIES" threw me off.

aries • 29 October 2011 at 3:04 AM

@cafe
In technicality, yes. Sorry I traded away the Luckuar (but I needed it to trade for the 1st stage frozen Nym)

So that was a cruel joke? O_o

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 3:06 AM

Yes. It was. Because I thought June was real, I gave a present to //her// because I felt she needed to feel kindness. I wanted to let her know that I thought she wasn't you, because //her// fear was feeling overshadowed. I even said "You can't be Celeste, because I'm talking to you, not her" to try to make //her// feel like she wasn't worth dirt.

And I lost a luckuar for nothing.



But oh well, it's a joke, so ha ha. Hope you had fun....


Excuse me whilst I go draw.

celeste • 29 October 2011 at 3:09 AM

@cafe
You can have a Jester back =_=

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 3:10 AM

@Celeste


Keep it.
I don't care.
And there's no need for the =_= face

celeste • 29 October 2011 at 3:14 AM

@cafe
So are you amused or not amused? I'm getting worse and worse at reading emotions, after what those two girls at school said about me =_= I'm just in a bad mood today.

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 3:26 AM

@Celeste.


I'm far from amused


Amused is when we played that prank on everyone where we gave @linpug "Birthday presents"
That was amusing, because no one got hurt. All they felt was jealousy. They didn't get promised something and it taken away.


This? This hurt me. Because I let myself believe June was real.
I had my suspicions from how she acted, but what kind of friend would I be if I said "You're @Celeste, stop faking!" and it turns out shes someone real, and has something wrong with her; like social phobia so bad she stays inside.


I made myself believe it. You know why? Because my brother has aspergers syndrome and acts the same way she did, though I found the stuttering a tad odd because we have back buttons, but again, mental disability.
When someone tells me/shows any sign of being mentally different I befriend them. So they don't end up like my brother, so they can say "Oh, I at least have one friend. I have someone who cares about //me//"










So yes, it wasn't amusing on my part.

smilies • 29 October 2011 at 3:28 AM

Mmmm :/ And I'm so jealous 😱 But two awesome people gave me a halloween egg each and now I got all the ones I want ❤️

celeste • 29 October 2011 at 3:31 AM

@cafe
Ok. I'm sorry.


Reallysorryhopewecanbefriendsagain! *runs off crying*

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 3:37 AM

@Celeste


//Sigh//

I forgive you
Just don't you ever dare trick me like that again. That wasn't funny, that was just cruel.


Eggcave is my escape from my emotional and physical problems in real life. I've been betrayed beyond belief by my ex aunt/god mother, two eldest brothers, and have had 3 major surgeries and many minor surgeries/procedures and I'm only 16.

It's my safe haven.

celeste • 29 October 2011 at 3:46 AM

@cafe

I can't read minds. I wish I can.

I actually based the character of June on myself in real life, only as a severe caricature.

I don't stutter, nor am I that nervous around strangers. Nor am I that modest about my art.

But I am REALLY that spasmodic. And anti-social. I'm a social reject. Ask @fujibaka how I phrase this. I just saw her today, and I talk about this to her. Every day. On whole, I wish my whole class to die. Damned anti-socialness of 11 year olds!

But on Egg Cave, I'm an extrovert. Be anyone you want.

God, thinking about this is bringing me to tears, since this happens every day, and every day I wish my whole class could just... get along or die. The girls are too complex, and the boys are too wrong. Minor point, but still. One minute those eejits could be nice, the next they can be very cruel. They were so critical when they said I didn't know how to play. I heard. And I never forget. Then, after that, they're all sugary. They're cowards. They could never say that to my face.

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 3:54 AM

@Celeste


I used to be picked on. Because of my brother, I'd make it if they had to pick on one of us as siblings, pick on me; and it fallowed to the end of middle school, when I switched to a different high school.

Highschool was great, til health problems pulled me out.


But in middle, I just stopped caring. Why should I care what people say about me? Why should I care if the girl didn't like me [Seriously, a girl walked up to me and said "I don't like you," so I said "And I care why?" While we were in chorus. She said she'd kick my a**, and she never did. It's all talk.]


I'm on my path as a vet. I'll be successful. I'll save lives. Those girls giving themselves away easily? They're nothing but trash and will end up on the street as such.

celeste • 29 October 2011 at 3:59 AM

@cafe
I have no idea why those kids pick on me. All it's going to do is motivate me to beat them in tests and write tragic poetry. But it still hurts... I can say that they're:
-The most horrible person in the world
-I want to kill them
-They deserve to die
and they still don't seem to notice me. I went to China saying 'Goodbye' to my friends, and I came back from China to the welcoming of shallow bimbos. God. I hate them.

When I grow up, I want to be an animator. Maybe it's because I draw. Maybe it's because I want to ability to create utopias, within my own hands, and show to the world, what a great place it would be if we just employed some terrorists to kill the idiots. Wait. Wrong phrasing. I meant.... I wish to show the world what it's missing out on. Sometimes, even my friends don't seem to take me seriously (Yes, Elaine, I was talking about you!) because I want to be as frivolous as I am in Egg Cave. And I like to joke around.

I can actually PM the whole series of my classroom psychology.

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 4:26 AM

2 things.

1 You should see a therapist,n that's unhealthy thoughts. I should know. I used to have them.
2 Prove them wrong.

celeste • 29 October 2011 at 4:30 AM

@cafe
I know I'm having such unhealthy thoughts. Maybe I should PM you the whole story? >.< I was never like this at my old school, all la-di-da friendly... *sighs* Maybe I'm just insane. (I completed the first step! Admitting!) I'm a bit of a psychologist myself. This pain adds up.

Ok, I didn't mean half of what I said, but that's because I exaggerate. But I WOULD like nothing better than to get them out of my life. Personal wish~

cafe • 29 October 2011 at 4:46 AM

Everyone is a little crazy 😊 I'm on my phone, so my replies will be long in response. I'm carsick easily. Unless you have a yahoo/aol im

Deleted • 29 October 2011 at 11:22 PM

@celeste
hello
never thought ud let the joke of aries go
thought ud tell later XD
but ye if u ask me ur thoughts CAN be pretty true
(unless u look in a different view)
(Ps, my view is horrible, i dont know which side im on)
(pps im indecisive. nuff said)

@cafe
few things
1. yes our class is insane, and that does include me
2. since i dont take sides, its true bout the talking behind back etc(i heard from friend)
3.ermmm.....ull have a good life with the thinking right now
4.sometimes, im an idiot... no idea why im saying that
5. u haz a gud hart

and now i have no idea wut im saying
anyways
carry on with ur talk
and @celeste 1 more time
ye i know i dont take u srsly sometimes
but look on the bright side
i dont torture u forevs
kthxbai

celeste • 29 October 2011 at 11:25 PM

@fujibaka
Dude. You saw me say to:
-A*h***
-Ce*i*
-D*r*s***
-*ta*ey
(names censored for privacy issues.... but if they get stalked its their fault!)

That they were horrible people. They didn't say anything back 😋 So that made me LOL. 😋

balletninja • 29 October 2011 at 11:42 PM

Guys are worse in 8th grade. Same with girls.

It is hard to see how a girl can be so kind to you, then turn around and stab you in the back.

My secret hope is that when they are 40, they look back at what they did to everyone and realize how bad they were. And I hope reality hits them bad.

angel_star • 29 October 2011 at 11:47 PM

@celeste


...

I know those names =_=

about people being complex, Ieveryone is complex, I mean, even O'bama is complex 😋

Oh yeah, and from what I've heard about your class, you're still luckier than AJ Hooker =_=

And why would you say to them that they are horrible people>? Ignore them then? O_o

Btw, backstabbing is like a par tof life =_=
It's even more among private schools, since you're going there next year, right? Plus you have friends and people who are nice to you, no?

Anyways, if people treat you badly, there is always a reason, right? So why don't you try to fiz it? Maybe you'll feel better agter that?

And plus, you're not gonna get anywhere if you keep insulting them. It never works that way =_= And trust me, I know this, cos pyschology rules 😋

plushie • 12 November 2011 at 2:19 AM

@Celeste people gifted you! And you traded it away! That's a Sick joke.

celeste • 12 November 2011 at 2:35 AM

@plushie.
Wow. And I trusted you not to say stupid things like that!

Show some empathy!

plushie • 12 November 2011 at 2:58 AM

@Celeste how is it stupid I just didn't think you'd do that. But you did.

Not to be mean but what I have read here is making the joke sound mean.

celeste • 12 November 2011 at 3:02 AM

@plushie
If you didn't want to sound mean... WHY didn't you SAY so? ;3

Ahem, now back to non-sarcastic use of language:

It sounds stupid. Why, you ask? Because I trusted you. I trusted you wouldn't blow out on me. But you did. So what you said sounds stupid to me. And it's stupid of me to have even trusted you not to say that.

Back to sarcasm:

If saying that makes you feel good about yourself, then I'm HAPPY for you!

Ok, now I'm being serious.

Then what you read here doesn't apply to the conditions. Which is why you need to show empathy - how would I HAVE FELT when you said that. How I WOULD HAVE FELT when she said those things.

A dagger in my heart.

plushie • 12 November 2011 at 3:06 AM

@Celeste Kay

@Dawnie
@Cafe

HEEELLPPP MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

celeste • 12 November 2011 at 3:08 AM

@plushie
Don't even think about it. If it makes you feel better about yourself that you're making someone else miserable, and you control a lot of people, which you don't do in your real life, then go ahead. Rest knowing my logic is correct.

plushie • 12 November 2011 at 3:12 AM

@Celeste Huh? I just said that the joke turned out to be bad. I just hate how your always doing this to me ALWAYS over one thing I say, even when I am not talking to you! You always over react. And I just read what ever you say because I enjoy reading.

celeste • 12 November 2011 at 3:15 AM

@plushie
If you're 'not talking to me', then why did you ping me? And it's not 'overreaction'. It's a deep, dark obsession... Nothing you'll understand, anyway...

Yeah... And would you mind stop deviating from the topic?

plushie • 12 November 2011 at 3:17 AM

@Celeste REPEAT your always doing this to me ALWAYS over one thing I say, even when I am not talking to you.

Even when I DON'T ping you, you still do it.