All this pointless comedy strips! Post your pointless comedy strips here!

pizza5pizza5 • 1 May 2011 at 6:28 PM

So all you have to do is post things like (Heres one i did earlier)

Why am i turning purple?
I thought i was supposed to turn blue.
Its 6:00. I always turn blue at 6:00.
LOOK!
My tomato is turning blue.
Something is obviously wrong with my life.
Look! My fingers are purple.
My cat ate my bird!
My bird was special.
It was a rainbow ninja bird.
Im depressed.
GO EAT NOODLES IN THE BATHTUB.
Just go.
Get outa here.
Im done with you.
HEY LOOK!
Why didnt you look.
There was noodles flying out the window.
Great job.
You missed it.
Now go swim in jelly.
Swim in jelly then take a bath in noodles.
Then go find a pig and kiss it.
Or even better find a horse and kiss that.
Now go.
What are you waiting for?

randomkitty17 • 1 May 2011 at 6:40 PM

Go away.
I said go away!
Why are you leaving?
Please refrain from dumping dachshunds on my sofa.
Ferrets?
NO.
I shall not accept weaselly creatures.
Yaks on a rampage!
But I prefer bison.
No, this is my soap, you can't touch it.
Not even to clean your weasel.
Or your yak.
Or a bison.
Hey! No eating my dumplings!
THEY'RE TOO YUMMY TO SHARE.
Go to Russia.
And buy a fox.
In socks.
Leave me alone!
Look what you've done, you've made me cry.
Go sit and meditate on a towel.
NOW.

pizza5pizza5 • 1 May 2011 at 6:50 PM

Why does Saturn even have rings.
Is it trying to be all fancy?
Well it isnt working.
Saturn thinks its all cool.
Saturn probably thinks hula-hoopers are cool.
Thats what Saturn probably wants to be when it grown up!
A hula-hooper!
Well the truth is the Venus is better then Saturn.
My dog has been to Venus.
And guess what.
He never came back.
I think you guessed he was a stupid dog.
He sent me a postcard.
It has Santa in it.
I dont know why my dog likes Santa.
I think my dog thinks Santa is a stalker.
And i kinda agree, i mean he does come into your house every Christmas.
And why does everyone these days like milk.
Maybe you should take a bath in milk if you like it so much.
If it helps your bones then what does it matter.
Drink some soda.
Then youll be weak.
*Slaps*
Ohhh nevermind your already weak.
Dont try to fight me because my cabbage stew will win.
Im warning you.
Now what are you looking at??
GO AWAY.

decks123456 • 1 May 2011 at 6:51 PM

your argument is invalid
not on a train
or in the rain
my computer can sing
u jealous yet?
want a cake?
well u cant have it
and i can prove that the cake is a lie
cus companion cube already ate it.
so go eat a rock instead.
not that one!
i like that one.
here, eat this.
ha ha
watching u choke is funny
hey, watch out for that cliff-
nevermind
watching u fall is funny.
oh well, i guess ill tell ur peeps that u died.
or not.

pizza5pizza5 • 1 May 2011 at 6:55 PM

Why are bald people bald.
I mean do they think its cool to have peach fuzz on your hair?
It's peach fuzz.
What happens if someone eats your head?
That's not cool.
My dog would eat your head.
My dog likes peaches.
So don't be surprised.
There's an empty bag of Sun Chips on my floor.
I hate it when the company that make cereals say there a prize inside.
I mean who really cares about some plastic ninja that a cat will swallow because they think its a peach.
Why are peaches even fuzzy.
Is there some magical worm that makes them fuzzy?
Go make a peach cobbler. STOP LOOKING AT ME YOU IDIOT and do it.
Why?
Because they're good.
What else?
Put raisins in it.
Raisins look weird.
They're shriveled.
They have little creases in it.
Who even invented raisins.
Drying up a grape is stupid.
I think grapes are good the way they are.
Are you done with that peach cobbler yet?
NO?!?!?
STOP COOKING.
Go find a bald person, rub their head and then kiss it and say, 'Its the way of the peach.'
Now stop standing there you idiot and go!

thepells4 • 2 May 2011 at 3:31 PM

You say I don't have a sense of humor?
Well then go kiss a unicorn.
What, you can't find a unicorn?
YOU SAY THEY DON'T EXIST?!?!
...Well then kiss a chicken instead.
Take this napkin with you.
Why?
Because it's epic.
It has flowers on it.
Why am I acting like a girly-girl?
I'M NOT A GIRLY-GIRL I JUST LIKE THE FLOWERS!
There's a caterpillar on your face.
Wait, my fish just ate it.
Must have gotten out of its cage.
Why is it in a cage?
It's a land fish.
Now go eat a sock.
There's one on my bedroom floor.
Meaning you can have it.
I think there's some whipped cream inside.
Oh, there's not?
THEN GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OVER TO THE REFRIDGERATOR AND FINE SOME!
Still think I lack a sense of humor?
WHAT YOU DO?!?!?!
ZOMGZ?!!?!?!?!111
You hurts my feelings!
Wait... You said I DO have a sense of humor?
Oh. I thought you said I didn't.
I must be getting deaf.
I blame the trees.
Meh.
I want popcorn.
I don't like popcorn, you're right.
It's for your head.
*facepalm* NO, YOUR HEAD CAN'T EAT THE POPCORN.
But it can wear it.
Or your face can eat it.
With the mouth area, idiot.
But I'd suggest not eating it.
Unless you wanna get in trouble with the peanut-butter-police.
Why are they here, you ask?
Their flight to Jelly World was cancelled.
Yeah yeah yeah, just keep walking.
No, I'm not the freak.
You are.

pizza5pizza5 • 2 May 2011 at 4:46 PM

Hey!
Guess what.
Yesterday my guinea pig invented a cure for cancer!
We had to build her a lab!
She likes celery.
Ham is pink.
SSSHHHHHH talking about eating animals offends her.
YOU SAY YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT EATING ANIMALS?!?!?!?
Go shampoo a squirrel.
With raspberry shampoo.
And coconut conditioner.
Dont be an idiot.
Instead go find a pig and feed it bacon.
Little does that pig know its eating its cousins moms sisters boyfriends dad twice removed!
Go find a raspberry lemon ice pop.
Why?
Because im hot its 24 degrees out.
Go get that icicle and whip it at that old dude in my bathtub with my cat.
Look at me.
Look away.
Look at me.
Look away.
LOOK!!!!!
*Slaps*
Why did you look you idiot?
Go get me raisin bran.
But remove all the raisins.
We already had the conversation about that.
Sorry you bored me LEAVE!

thepells4 • 3 May 2011 at 7:34 AM

Yo!
Sup!
Don't act like you didn't miss me.
You DID miss me.
Now go eat a tree.
Who cares if you'll look like a beaver?
NO I SAID BEAVER, NOT BEIBER!
Who likes Justin Bieber anyways?
He has issues.
And he sounds like a girl.
Looks like one too.
My cat thinks he's hot.
He wants to eat cat food off his head.
Ok, I don't even get that.
I'd rather eat cat food off a goat's-
OMG LOOK!!!!
See that guy standing on the trash can over there?
You like him.
Don't deny it.
You're gonna ride off in a carriage together one day.
For a honeymoon.
What does that even mean?
Honeymoon?
It sounds like a new flavor of a donut.
A honeymoon donut.
Now get out of my face.
*kick*
WHAT, I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!
NOT TO STOP LOOKING AT ME, YOU IDIOT!
I like attention.
Sometimes I bring up weird things just so people stare at me.
Things like your face.
No, this is my face.
You can't have it.
Get your own face.
Why does everything sound inapropriate to me nowadays?
You just have to say a random word and I can make it sound wrong.
Like ANY word.
Especially food items.
With funky shapes.
Like donuts.
Becasue we were talking about honeymoon donuts earlier this morning.
WHAT IT WAS ONLY 5 MINUTES AGO?!?!!?
I'm tired.
So you can just leave while I try to pull my little cousin off of the ceiling.
She got too close to the oven and her shoes melted.
Then I flung her onto the ceiling.
And she stuck.
BA-BYE.

spenser_dog_123 • 3 May 2011 at 7:41 AM

look at your window
think about cheese
stop thinking about cheese
dont let ur head fall off
your not as good as me
cuz you cant taste like me
you dont have a sister like mine
go climb a tree and throw a chip at ur car
then jump down and act like me
WHY ARE YOU COPYING ME???
go to pizza palace and get a mushroom pizza
careful u dont get poisoned
say ur fave color
shut up no one told u 2 talk
i am a girl
never underestimate my lettuce
my lettuce is stronger than ur tomato
ok so there are 2 carrots 9 cucumbers 3 peas 5 tomatoes and 7 onions how many vegetables
stop it u idiot tomatoes arent vegetables
aarg just go away
go cover a box in butter
but first i need to complain
Obama wont return my phone call
why are u still here?
get away u pickle

And:

Eat ice cream.
You have a brain freeze.
Told you not to.
Quick! watch out!
I slapped you.
*slaps*
Your dangerous.
You punched me.
Your useless.
Go away.
watch out!
told you to listen.
go fly a kite.
hey stop it
i told you to swim.
I like Narwhals.
They look like unicorns.
Im a nerd.
Who nerd?
What nerd?
listen, kid!
Just go away.
Santa thinks ur ugly.

thepells4 • 3 May 2011 at 7:54 AM

Did you see any strawberry syrup in the fridge?
Because I cut my finger earlier and some came out.
Yes, I bleed strawberry syrup.
And I lost a lot.
So I need more.
I'm from candy land.
So I'm mde out of candy.
My hair is cotton candy.
Dyed blonde.
And my eyes are blue gumdrops.
My mouth is made of Twizzlers.
And my skin is vanilla cake.
What did you say about candy?
What are you talking about?
I never said anything about candy.
You tihnk I did?
You're going mental.
Go smack a chipmunk.
Then bring him to the dentist.
Ne needs his fingernails checked.
And he doesn't like the spa.
They nevere let him in.
They say he doesn't reach the "height requirements".
So he's on strike.
My chipmunk is on strike.
I want chocolate.
What do you mean?
If you like chocolate so much then you should marry it.
The sky is brown.
OMG REALLY?!?!
Cuz I don't remember that happening on the last solstice.
Soltice?
Sounds like Sol Sister.
Hey, Sol Sister.
Now leave before I call the popcorn-police.
Yeah, there were peanut-butter-police.
But they moved to SANDford.
Haha, inside joke.
Now leave.

dragonstorm78 • 3 May 2011 at 8:21 AM

This is a pointless comedy strip board.
Because really, who doesn't like pointless comedy?
I don't think my old stuffed cat named.. uh...
... Roger likes it.
Nah, I think he even said
"I DON'T LIKE POINTLESS COMEDY STRIPS!"
But I'm getting off-topic.
What I really need to talk about is the importance of
Rainbow hippie magic unicorns
in today's society.
Everyone likes RHMU. (Rainbow Hippie Magic Unicorns).
I can't imagine living a life with out RHMU!
I have RHMU pillow covers, RHMU stickers (which are on my trusty RHMU computer)
RHMU books, RHMU stationary...
But I'm getting off-topic. AGAIN.
Apparently, I'm ACTUALLY supposed to be funny here.
Oh.
Sorry.
I don't think I'm the right person for pointless comedy.

mlpnko159 • 3 May 2011 at 12:44 PM

I have a pet dog
why are you eating my cheese?
STOP EATING MY CHEESE!!!
now place that cheese on my sandiwich
here's ur award
A pickle
now can i have my pickle back?
i need to pet my dog
my dog is wet.
i need to bathe my dog.
eww my dog is wet!!
why is my dog wet?
answer my question!
if u do, u win!!
A PRIZE!!
which is a pickle
I need my answer
WAIT I KNOW!!!
it swam in the pond
well, now i need to swim too
the pond is full of green stuff
*stranger in the background*
THAT'S PICKLES!!!
*back to me*
I LOVE PICKLES!!!
Here is a TV for ur help!!!
THX WEIRD STRANGER!!!
EWW this dosnt look like pickles
this dosent smell like pickles,
it dosent sound like pickles
EWWWWWWW
IT DOSENT TASTE LIKE PICKLES EITHER
ITS NOT PICKLES!!!!!!
and i just lost my TV
oh well
i didnt like that TV anyway

pizza5pizza5 • 7 May 2011 at 8:42 AM

Hey, guess what happened to me today!
I was eating oreos.
Just going along with my normal day and then-
OMG LOOK OUT!
*Hits head with a wedge of cheese*
I told you but you didnt listen to me.
Pay more attention will ya?
Ok so now along with my story-
I get bored of all this chocolate and cream going into my bloodstream (That rhymes 😃)
So i go get a cucumber from my familys cucumber jar.
So i go to get one and its a pickle.
Stupid pickle i wanted a cucumber!