I WILL DESTROY YOUR FAMILY STUPID SPIDER! >:C

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 3:49 PM

Ok. So I was just sitting on my bed and I look over and see

this huge freakin' spider hangin' beside me. I screamed bloody

mary and picked up five pillows and threw them all at the

spider.

I'm so jumpy now because of it ! Dx

I seemed to forget there was a laptop in my pillow case

(don't ask why it was there xD) and when I grabbed it from

behind me to throw at the spider, it hit me on the back of the

head TcT

lyricgeek • 13 November 2011 at 3:52 PM

😱 That must have been freakin' scary D:

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 3:53 PM

@lyricgeek Oh I hate spiders. I screamed so loud everybody downstairs heard it. I'm afraid to step on my floor now Dx

lyricgeek • 13 November 2011 at 3:56 PM

@dawnie
I hate spiders too, they're big...and posinous....and scary \030/

Once my relative woke up one evening to find that her ceiling was COVERED in small little black baby spiders D:

crescentfeather • 13 November 2011 at 3:58 PM

@dawnie I have insect phobia.

Especially spiders.

I once mistook an earwig for a piece of lint and attempted to pick it up.

Oh, and it was 10:00 in the night.

I think I woke my neighbors up with my screams.

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 4:01 PM

@lyricgeek O.M.G. I would probably faint after seeing that.

@Crescentfeather I freak out when I see any bug or insect

but spiders. Oh spiders. I hate them so bad. Poor

neighbors xD They were probably like "Another spider?" xD

crescentfeather • 13 November 2011 at 4:02 PM

@dawnie XDDDDD

Poor neighbors.

*shakes head sadly*

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 4:04 PM

@Crescentfeather I would scream loud enough for my neighbors

to hear it on purpose. Cause they be workin' on a car at

like 3 or 4 A.M. -_- One time his daughter and her friends were

running and screaming right outside my window . I wanted to

hit them upside the head with a shovel. . >.>

crescentfeather • 13 November 2011 at 4:05 PM

@dawnie My grandpa wakes up at about 4:00 in the morning to water his plants. -.-

Really, Gramps? Really? :/

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 4:06 PM

@Crescentfeather xDDD Oh that's hilarious . xD

Apparently I was sleep walking one time. o.o

I talk and kick in my sleep apparently too xD

I think my family just remembers all my errors.

bubble_tree • 13 November 2011 at 4:07 PM

I hate spiders. My dad has two big ones that are red but they don't bite. They're like a whole inch big. >.<

lucie • 13 November 2011 at 4:08 PM

Hey spiders aren't your enemy xD
They are a good omen, it's considered
good luck they are in your house ^^
Then again there aren't any poisonous spiders
in the UK so 😋

crescentfeather • 13 November 2011 at 4:08 PM

@dawnie LOLOL

I'm well known throughout my family for... sneaking around when I should be in bed *shifty eyes*

icymuffin • 13 November 2011 at 4:09 PM

When I see a spider, I have a habit of poking it with a stick. Did you know certain spiders will pose if you poke it? x3
*is a weirdo*

But I go insane out when I see mosquitos. o^o
I dun like mosquitos.

plushie • 13 November 2011 at 4:10 PM

@Dawnie once I was in the shower and THIS HUGE HUNTSMAN WAS CRAWLING UP MY LEG! I started screaming and turn the shower on full blast and sprayed the spider! IT SCARED ME SO MUCH!

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 4:11 PM

@lucie They're MY enemy .

@Crescentfeather One time I was asleep in math and my

Algebra teacher moved my arm , and my face hit the desk. NOT

COOL DX

@bubble_tree that'd CREEP ME OUT DX

lucie • 13 November 2011 at 4:13 PM

@dawnie aww he only wanted to be your friiiend loool he's going to bring you a lightweight flower like a daisy to try and win your affection :L

@icymuffin the garden spiders here pose xD
they're like "REACH!! For the starrss..."
roflrofl they do it so dramatically do I reckon they
could be in a musical for dancing xD ...
*weirdo too*

bubble_tree • 13 November 2011 at 4:14 PM

@dawnie I KNOW RIGHT! And one time I was walking with shorts on, and I felt a tingling on my leg. And when I looked, their was this HUGE back spider and I could see its eyes. CRAP IT WAS FREAKY.

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 4:14 PM

my cats kill the spiders. on time, my cat 8 tryed to kill a black widow. i was all like nooooo Mr 8! then i squished it with a big stick. (he was adopted, we just kept the name lol)

crescentfeather • 13 November 2011 at 4:14 PM

@dawnie Whoah.

Algebra teacher=eeeeeeeeeevvvvviiilllllll.

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 4:14 PM

@lucie sorry to him but I already got two creepy crawling

annoying insects trying to do that. . . >.>

@Plushie EWWW!! OMG I'D FLIP OUT

icymuffin • 13 November 2011 at 4:16 PM

@lucie

Ahaha~ x'D
REACH FOR THE STARZZ~!
I'd like to see that so much ;D

crescentfeather • 13 November 2011 at 4:18 PM

@icymuffin WHICH ONES!?!?

*is a wannabe weirdo* 8'D

lucie • 13 November 2011 at 4:18 PM

@bubble_tree I think the worst
encounter I had with a spider was I was in bed
in the pure darkness and I felt something under my night dress move and I thought it was my dogs
fur or something so I like gently itched myself and realised whatever it was was fat and jellyish xD so I slapped it licked about my dress turned light on and saw a big spider curled up in ball of death on my bed... I felt soooo guilty but it caught me off guard xD

bubble_tree • 13 November 2011 at 4:20 PM

@lucie LOL XD Making me laugh when you jellyish. XD

icymuffin • 13 November 2011 at 4:20 PM

@crescentfeather

Actually, I don't know ^^"
But I know that some of the spiders I poke pause and raise up their front two legs and stay really still :'D

Deleted • 13 November 2011 at 4:22 PM

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! POOR GUY XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU&feature=player_embedded

lucie • 13 November 2011 at 4:22 PM

@bubble_tree wtf just realised I said licked it about my dress aswell rofl.... I did NOT lick it lmao x'D

@icymuffin ya I warn you though when they do that too xD i use to do it all the time till it bit me for poking its legs again xD and clung onto my finger xD didn't hurt but it didn't feel nice that it was stuck to me lmao

cafe • 13 November 2011 at 4:23 PM

No
No
No
No
No
Just
No


I hate spiders
I see a tiny tub spider, I scream and climb the walls. I almost passed out when I saw a wolf spider in the backroom infront of the toilet, and I was going to pee XD

I was so scared I could only squeak for my dad and mom. They came after about the 5th squeak.

crescentfeather • 13 November 2011 at 4:23 PM

@icymuffin

KAN TOTALI IMAGINE A SPIDER POSING LIKE THAT IN AN ACTION MOVIE.

"I surrender! D8"