DirtPuff the Puffup

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DirtPuff
100% Happy
Owner
kira
Stolen
8 Mar 2020
Hatched
20 Apr 2020
Immortal
8 May 2020
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Clicks
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Are you tired of applying dirt to your face by hand? Do you find yourself wishing for an easy solution?
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About Puffup Eggs

What an interesting egg... this egg appears to be rough, yet soft all at the same time.

About the Puffup Creature

It is believed that Puffup are a magical flying creature from the ancient times before the Fall. Puffup produce an endless amount of dust that coats their fur, so they can be very dirty creatures. They still smell marvelous though! The dust is magical though; whenever a Puffup senses danger, their dust can make them invisible.