For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 19 Sep 2018, 6:44 PM

22 September 2009
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United Kingdom

967 Players

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3 Auctions

1.74M EC
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3,192 Posts

16 Items
Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen. I'm currently (very slowly) working on cutting it down and changing some stuff.

This cove is feed friendly! Feel free to feed whatever you wish. The lists are mostly just for my sake, but you can use them as feed lists if you don't want to / can't feed everything. The eggs and mortals list is self explanatory, and the "Need to Evolve" list contains everything that isn't fully evolved - including eggs.

ANOTHER NOTE, if I find your profile on Yarolds while clicking, then I'll most likely feed it if / when I have some extra time and I want some extra EC. Feel free to slap me through the computer tell me off if this is annoying.


No. Nothing is, or will ever be, UFT. Don't expect an answer if you ask. (This also goes for names, but I highly doubt there are any that you would want in the first place.)

"HOW MUCH IS [creature]?"
22 Macbots and 900,000,000 CC.

The drab, serpentine dragon watches your every step, as though she was wary of every little action you did. After a while, she lets out a chuckle and introduces herself as 'Eternal Rest'. She begins to speak, her deep and rather monotone voice seemed fitting for her appearance.
"Welcome to our little cove. Feel free to take a seat and relax, none of us will bite. Ol' Sparky won't bite either... if she's in the right mood. Ha, I kid! Anyway, take care and be safe. Feel free to feed us, feel free to not."


Dumb and annoying, and sometimes childish. That's me. Please to mike your acquittance.

Probably Important:
- I accept random friend requests.
- Random pings are fine, just don't always expect a quick reply.
- I don't block people, so you won't need to worry about "doing anything wrong".
- No need to feed back if I randomly feed your cove. On a related note, feedbacks may or may not be either slow or nonexistent. (If you notice that I feed your cove often, you're most likely on my mental list of coves to feed for EC. Sorry if it bothers you, though.)
- My brother's account was @isorlaugh, however he lost interest and gave it to me to use. PLEASE DON'T CLICK / FEED ANYTHING THERE. I don't want them to evolve!
- That is also my only storage account. I don't have any storage accounts for UFT creatures and I don't have a wishlist (just putting this here because a few people have asked me about these things before).
- If I rename a creature I got from you (such as through the auctions or whatever) and you're not happy about this, feel free to yell at me and I'll change it back.

Not Important:
- Blue is a nice colour that I like too much, as you can see from this profile. I also like italics a little too much (as if THAT wasn't obvious).
- I can sometimes seem more serious than I actually am. I'm also good at poorly wording things.
- Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long. I don't always answer things right away, either.
- This cove is not protected by Leaf of Vaka, but most of them are immortal and I try to feed them every day anyway.
- The online thing is probably lying and I've most likely just refreshed / checked one or two pages before clicking right off the tab (or I'm feeding my creatures, and I have a habit of not checking notifications until I'm done so responses to anything will be very slow).
- Even if it is incredibly dumb and annoying, I've been writing everything in italics for far too long now and I'm not stopping anytime soon.
- Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

Since I've seen other people do this...
Cove Worth: -1 CC
EC Spent on Cove Expansions: Not Enough
Cost For Next Expansion: 61,200 EC (AKA Too Much)
Hotel: Trivago


Here's some old stuff from my newbie days...
"Have an eggerific day!"

~ "Tʜᴇ Fᴏx Tʜᴀᴛ Sᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇs"

Creatures (601)


nyan • 1 day ago

fed all, beautiful cove

dappne6 • 2 days ago

Hey, Do you have any cc uft?

surgeon • 1 week ago

Hey~ Fed all for ya

topaz • 10 Mar 2020, 4:28 PM

i just updated my creatures for sale

would you like to see them?

mairbear • 7 Mar 2020, 11:04 PM

Doing good. I have a relaxing weekend planned for myself. Just staying home and doing lots of nothing which I need every once in a while ^^

mairbear • 6 Mar 2020, 8:49 PM

How's it going? ^^ Thanks again btw Please let me know if I can ever help you with anything

stevepat2002 • 4 Mar 2020, 12:41 PM

Yes haha!

mairbear • 29 Feb 2020, 8:37 PM

them and I wish I could find them a home as opposed to them just sitting crammed on my side T_T

mairbear • 29 Feb 2020, 8:36 PM

You are so lovely Welp if you really have nobody to send to in the last minutes before you sleep, send em over this way lol. I really like that Chocolate Cone With Cherry travel ^^; But also... like if you took some TS critters off my hands I'd thank you cause I don't want

tetromino • 29 Feb 2020, 8:20 PM

I'm sorry, I JUST noticed you sent me chocolates. thank you! I wanted to send you an item but it says you're over the maximum number of Inventory items. I set up some trade lots with what I have. pick whichever!

mairbear • 29 Feb 2020, 8:18 PM

Can I interest you in some thief shop critters? xD I have an akrep, meerna, Gamaeso, and shawloot ^^ You can have any/all of them o:

mairbear • 29 Feb 2020, 8:17 PM

Oh geez, I thought you'd have way less left! Ummm 600 if you don't mind? I feel bad for taking so many but also don't waste them o: What time zone are you in? It's only 8pm here and I'm planning on staying up until the March releases xD

mairbear • 29 Feb 2020, 7:25 PM

Heyo, do you still have chocolates left over? xD I'd love a few more travels from the shop but don't want to take away from other people needing chocolates to get that last creature, etc. Let me know ^^

tetromino • 29 Feb 2020, 6:10 PM

wondering if you have any chocolates left? it's very kind of you to send them out I got 32 received and need 18 more. I got everything I wanted from the event though, so I'll give you an 50 point item of your choice in exchange. really don't mind.

schelke • 29 Feb 2020, 5:04 PM

Thank you so much! I got my Chocopan

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