For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 19 Sep 2018, 6:44 PM

22 September 2009
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United Kingdom

953 Players

0 Trades

12 Auctions

1.55M EC
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3,142 Posts

3 Items
ECT +5

Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen. I'm currently (very slowly) working on cutting it down and changing some stuff.

This cove is feed friendly! Feel free to feed whatever you wish. The lists are mostly just for my sake, but you can use them as feed lists if you want to or can't feed everything. The eggs and mortals list is self explanatory, and the "Need to Evolve" list contains everything that isn't fully evolved - including eggs.


No. Nothing is, or will ever be, UFT. Don't expect an answer if you ask.

"HOW MUCH IS [creature]?"
22 Macbots and 900,000,000 CC.

No. No, you can't.


The dragon watches your every step, as though she was wary of every little action you did. After a while, she lets out a chuckle and introduces herself as 'Eternal Rest'. She begins to speak, her deep and rather monotone voice seemed fitting for her appearance.
"Welcome to our little cove. Feel free to take a seat and relax, none of us will bite. Ol' Sparky won't bite either... if she's in the right mood. Ha, I kid! Anyway, take care and be safe. Feel free to feed us, feel free to not."


Dumb and annoying, and sometimes childish. That's me. Please to mike your acquittance.

Probably Important:
- I accept random friend requests.
- Random pings are fine, just don't always expect a quick reply.
- I don't block people, so you won't need to worry about "doing anything wrong".
- My brother's account was @isorlaugh, however he lost interest and gave it to me to use. PLEASE DON'T CLICK / FEED ANYTHING THERE. I don't want them to evolve!
- That is also my only storage account. I don't have any storage accounts for UFT creatures and I don't have a wishlist.

Not Important:
- Blue is a nice colour that I like too much, as you can see from this profile. I also like italics a little too much (as if THAT wasn't obvious).
- I can sometimes seem more serious than I actually am. I'm also good at poorly wording things.
- Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long. I don't always answer things right away, either.
- This cove is not protected by Leaf of Vaka, but most of them are immortal and I try to feed them every day anyway.
- The online thing is probably lying and I've most likely just refreshed / checked one or two pages before clicking right off the tab.
- Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

Since I've seen other people do this...
Cove Worth: -1 CC
EC Spent on Cove Expansions: Not Enough
Cost For Next Expansion: 51,200 EC
Hotel: Trivago

don't lurk sparkle's profile at 3am (OMG NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!) (GONE WRONG)


Here's some old stuff from my newbie days...
"Have an eggerific day!"

~ "Tʜᴇ Fᴏx Tʜᴀᴛ Sᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇs"

Creatures (551)


smartie2742 • 12 hours ago

Fed some.

stevepat2002 • 3 days ago

youve gt like, 10 critters up there...

stevepat2002 • 3 days ago

Im gonna make it on monthly view leaderboar. Im sure of it! AT least my profile critter will XD

vibrance • 6 days ago

Thanks for the feeds! Fed everyone.

vampire666 • 6 days ago

Fed everyone.

thedarkarcher • 6 days ago

fed all

stevepat2002 • 6 days ago

don't lurk sparkle's profile at 3am (OMG NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!) (GONE WRONG)

YouTube clickbait in a nutshell

blackbeauty • 6 days ago

Thanks for feeding

dcmaster • 6 days ago

Fed Mortals/Eggs c:

wizard • 1 week ago

Hmm, personally I think that the online member ship for the switch is a dumb idea. (whhaaat... totally not lurking, just bored out of my mind

stevepat2002 • 1 week ago

Thanks in using that now. Can I just leave it running in the background? Also can i just use one critter or my entire profile

stevepat2002 • 1 week ago

I'm trying that too! Its not making sense to me how it work

stevepat2002 • 1 week ago

Also, what do you use to get your stats? You seem to get them pretty quickly

stevepat2002 • 1 week ago


Cove worth: -1M cc
EC spent on expansion: too much
Cost for next expansion: 3,000ec
Hotel: By windom

demonicj • 1 Jul 2019, 11:06 PM

Fed a bunch

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