For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 19 Sep 2018, 6:44 PM

22 September 2009
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United Kingdom

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1.74M EC
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Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen. I'm currently (very slowly) working on cutting it down and changing some stuff.
This cove is feed friendly! You may feed whatever you wish. The lists are mostly just for my sake, feel free to ignore them. I've merged some lists that became redundant and made a "priority feed" list for those who can't or don't want to feed everything.

No. Nothing is, or will ever be, UFT. Don't expect an answer if you ask. (This also goes for names, but I highly doubt there are any that you would want in the first place.)

"HOW MUCH IS [creature]?"
22 Macbots and 900,000,000 CC.

Very casual player without any particular goals (unless you count having a completely immortal cove a 'goal'). Dumb and annoying, and sometimes childish. That's me.

Probably Important:
- I accept random friend requests.
- Random pings are fine, just don't always expect a quick reply.
- I don't block people, so you won't need to worry about "doing anything wrong".
- No need to feed back if I randomly feed your cove. On a related note, feedbacks may or may not be either slow or nonexistent. (If you notice that I feed your cove often, you're most likely on my mental list of coves to feed for EC. Sorry if it bothers you, though.)
- My brother's account was @isorlaugh, however he lost interest and gave it to me to use. PLEASE DON'T CLICK / FEED ANYTHING THERE. I don't want them to evolve!
- That is also my only storage account. I don't have any storage accounts for UFT creatures and I don't have a wishlist (just putting this here because a few people have asked me about these things before).
- If I rename a creature I got from you (such as through the auctions or whatever) and you're not happy about this, feel free to yell at me and I'll change it back.
- I'm not interested in whatever names you're selling. I prefer finding names myself.
- Yes, I hate having that giant "nothing's UFT" eyesore up there as much as you probably do too, but it's either that or get pestered by people. What exactly do I even have that you can't get anywhere else?
- Free member, auctions and user shops are my best friend. I support re-release.

Not Important:
- I can sometimes seem more serious than I actually am. I'm also good at poorly wording things.
- Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long. I don't always answer things right away, either.
- This cove is not protected by Leaf of Vaka, but most of them are immortal and I try to feed them every day anyway.
- The online thing is probably lying and I've most likely just refreshed / checked one or two pages before clicking right off the tab (or I'm feeding creatures, and I have a habit of not checking notifications until I'm done so responses to anything will be very slow).
- Even if it is incredibly dumb and annoying, I've been writing everything in italics for far too long now and I'm not stopping anytime soon.
- An old cove that isn't completely filled to the brim with highly valuable CC creatures, super old cave / free-at-the-time creatures because they all died and nice names? It's more likely than you think.
- Ignore my "dog and cat creature bad >:^(" prattling in blog posts. Certain sites that I frequented as a kid have unintentionally conditioned me to see these things as unoriginal and overdone. One of them was totally not Chicken Smoothie (how many times can you see the same dog and cat linearts recoloured with made-up-on-the-spot colour schemes and patterns before you get sick of it?). I almost always warm up to the creature later on. Don't be fooled, I love cats and dogs as much as you...
- Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

Since I've seen other people do this...
Cove Worth: -1 CC (Doesn't matter to me anyway.)
EC Spent on Cove Expansions: Not Enough
Hotel: Trivago
Me: Gongaga


| Other Usernames | Here Comes the Money... |

I occasionally feed using this:

Creatures (640)


izziedragon • 23 hours ago

Fed ALL! Have a nice day

nightslayer300 • 3 days ago


raitonchidori2 • 1 week ago

Thank you for the bid!

rashka • 1 week ago

nope, it's not working anymore for me, creatures got only 1 view this morning.!

i'll go back and heck the links they give but i don't know, your creatures are still getting so many views, i'm out of the views leaderboard since they changed the links! !

namyna • 1 week ago

Million thanks to you for always supporting and keep bidding on my countless LE creatures in the auction most of the times. Enjoy your creatures and be happy!

rashka • 1 week ago

i just thought of changing the links i had for new links they give and they were different, so now by tomorrow i'll see what will go on, my hitleap account tells me i do get about the same hits then before so it should do the trick, i'll get back to you if it does the trick!

rashka • 1 week ago

hum... wait i'll go try something i didn't thought of before! i'll come back to you if it's not working

rashka • 1 week ago

hi, i have a problem with my immortalizer program, what are you using to get your views??? i'm using hitleap with blogger, but now it's not working, one of the creatures got only 13 views since the 9th!

stevepat2002 • 1 week ago

Whoops, accidentally offered 500k XD. Fixed that lol

jlya • 22 Aug 2020, 9:11 PM

~which is weird because I'm actually quite the introvert Virtual games bring out the friendly side I guess. Anyway, it's been nice talking to you! Feel free to tell me to shut up anytime, because sometimes I can't stop myself x'D

jlya • 22 Aug 2020, 9:07 PM

It is unfortunate things aren't automatically added, which goes for many things. That's cool, I've never used an image editing system. Add that to the list of things I should get into. Anyway, I don't want to take too much of your time. I tend to overwrite messages (the irony)~

jlya • 21 Aug 2020, 8:54 PM

Ah, unfortunately I know how true that is So I appreciate your dedication! Do you use the Easy Viewer on Eggcavity? I only recently found it and it's been a life saver. Still takes a lot of work, though.

jlya • 21 Aug 2020, 1:10 PM

Your Chamollusk Verecund is so vibrant And while I'm here, I've been meaning to say Glasswork the Terrard is just gorgeous. I love how you paired the travel Also the dedication you have to put travels on all your creatures is more than I have

namyna • 19 Aug 2020, 2:39 PM

Hi, dear friend! I wanted to say million thanks for your bidding. XD I hope you're happy with Lizlord. Have a nice day and stay safe

nightslayer300 • 13 Aug 2020, 2:33 AM


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