For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 19 Sep 2018, 6:44 PM

22 September 2009
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United Kingdom

975 Players

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0 Auctions

1.74M EC
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3,230 Posts

14 Items
Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen. I'm currently (very slowly) working on cutting it down and changing some stuff.

This cove is feed friendly! Feel free to feed whatever you wish. The lists are mostly just for my sake, but you can use them as feed lists if you don't want to / can't feed everything. The Eggs / Mortals list (if there's even anything in it) is self explanatory, and the Evolve list contains everything that isn't fully evolved - including eggs.


No. Nothing is, or will ever be, UFT. Don't expect an answer if you ask. (This also goes for names, but I highly doubt there are any that you would want in the first place.)

"HOW MUCH IS [creature]?"
22 Macbots and 900,000,000 CC.

The drab, serpentine dragon watches your every step, as though she was wary of every little action you did. After a while, she lets out a chuckle and begins to speak, her deep and rather monotone voice seemed fitting for her appearance.
"Welcome to our little cove. Feel free to take a seat and relax, none of us will bite... Well, most won't. Feel free to feed us, feel free to not. Take care..."


Very casual player without any particular goals (unless you count having a completely immortal cove a 'goal'). Dumb and annoying, and sometimes childish. That's me.

Probably Important:
- I accept random friend requests.
- Random pings are fine, just don't always expect a quick reply.
- I don't block people, so you won't need to worry about "doing anything wrong".
- No need to feed back if I randomly feed your cove. On a related note, feedbacks may or may not be either slow or nonexistent. (If you notice that I feed your cove often, you're most likely on my mental list of coves to feed for EC. Sorry if it bothers you, though.)
- My brother's account was @isorlaugh, however he lost interest and gave it to me to use. PLEASE DON'T CLICK / FEED ANYTHING THERE. I don't want them to evolve!
- That is also my only storage account. I don't have any storage accounts for UFT creatures and I don't have a wishlist (just putting this here because a few people have asked me about these things before).
- If I rename a creature I got from you (such as through the auctions or whatever) and you're not happy about this, feel free to yell at me and I'll change it back.

Not Important:
- I can sometimes seem more serious than I actually am. I'm also good at poorly wording things.
- Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long. I don't always answer things right away, either.
- This cove is not protected by Leaf of Vaka, but most of them are immortal and I try to feed them every day anyway.
- The online thing is probably lying and I've most likely just refreshed / checked one or two pages before clicking right off the tab (or I'm feeding creatures, and I have a habit of not checking notifications until I'm done so responses to anything will be very slow).
- Even if it is incredibly dumb and annoying, I've been writing everything in italics for far too long now and I'm not stopping anytime soon.
- An old cove that isn't completely filled to the brim with highly valuable CC creatures, super old cave / free-at-the-time creatures because they all died and nice names? It's more likely than you think.
- Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

Since I've seen other people do this...
Cove Worth: -1 CC (Doesn't matter to me anyway.)
EC Spent on Cove Expansions: Not Enough
Hotel: Trivago
Me: Gongaga


Creatures (630)


afkay • 1 week ago

Fed your evo list

libra • 1 week ago

Fed your evolve list.

sugarsprig • 1 week ago

Hi! Just wanted to say thank you for feeding my creatures while I was gone

ravensong • 5 Jun 2020, 8:08 PM

Fed some!

realm • 4 Jun 2020, 3:45 PM

oh yeah she's pretty. for most of the good creatures I'm giving out, they have well-fitting travels on them.

realm • 4 Jun 2020, 3:38 PM

sorry, which creature did i give you again?

realm • 4 Jun 2020, 3:16 PM

Trade #959941

mami • 31 May 2020, 6:22 AM

hi there! just wanted to let you know that as soon as I get the okay from ian (so I hope, of course), invites to the discord will be sent out to those that are interested!

surgeon • 28 May 2020, 10:48 PM

Fed your evolve list for ya ~

jlya • 26 May 2020, 7:51 PM

Aw, thank you It's quite likely we've both forgotten, haha ^^ Either that or I meant to tell you before but didn't go through with it. Anyway, hope you're taking care of yourself and you have a wonderful rest of the day

distorted • 26 May 2020, 4:03 PM

Thank you for feeding my pets!

jlya • 26 May 2020, 3:26 PM

Might have done this before and my brain forgot (highly possible), but I just wanted to thank you for being so kind to new users. I appreciate how many newbies you've helped in the Welcome & Introductions forum. You're kind to keep an eye out and explain. It's not overlooked

namyna • 17 May 2020, 6:56 PM

You are most welcome

namyna • 17 May 2020, 8:35 AM

Thank you for bidding. Enjoy your new zombie duck Stay safe and have a nice day

iris1929578 • 9 May 2020, 8:43 PM

i-i think i found you on pokeheroes o-o

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