For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 19 Sep 2018, 6:44 PM

22 September 2009
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1.74M EC
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Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen. I'm currently (very slowly) working on cutting it down and changing some stuff.

This cove is feed friendly! You may feed whatever you wish. The lists are mostly just for my sake, feel free to ignore them. I've merged some lists that became redundant and made a "priority feed" list for those who can't or don't want to feed everything.

I mostly feed using the OCCR:
Did I feed a creature I wasn't supposed to? You may have accidentally left it on this. I don't feed coves outside of feedbacks all that often anymore, so it wasn't on purpose.

EC's resident dumbbutt; boring and annoying, sometimes childish. Very casual player without any particular goals (unless you count having a completely immortal cove a 'goal').

Probably Important:
- Nothing is UFT or for sale. Don't expect an answer if you ask. What do I even have that you could possibly want? (Getting rid of the eyesore as a test, let's see...)
- I accept random friend requests. Random pings are also fine, just don't always expect a quick reply.
- I don't block people, so you won't need to worry about "doing anything wrong".
- No need to feed back if I randomly feed your cove. On a related note, feedbacks may or may not be either slow or nonexistent. (If you notice that I feed your cove often, you're most likely on my mental list of coves to feed for EC. Sorry if it bothers you.)
- My brother's account was @isorlaugh, however he lost interest and gave it to me to use. Read the feeding instructions before blindly clicking there, please!
- That is also my only storage account. I don't have any storage accounts for UFT creatures and I don't have a wishlist (just putting this here because a few people have asked me about these things before).
- If I rename a creature I got from you and you're not happy about this, feel free to yell at me and I'll change it back.
- I'm not interested in whatever names you're selling. I prefer finding names myself.
- Free member, auctions and user shops are my best friend. I support re-releases.

Not Important:
- I can sometimes seem more serious than I actually am. I'm also good at poorly wording things.
- Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long. I don't always answer things right away, either.
- This cove is not protected by Leaf of Vaka, but most of them are immortal and I try to feed them every day anyway.
- The online thing is probably lying and I've most likely just refreshed / checked one or two pages before clicking right off the tab (or I'm feeding creatures, and I have a bad habit of not checking notifications until I'm done).
- Even if it is incredibly dumb and annoying, I've been writing everything in italics for far too long now and I'm therefore not stopping anytime soon. Let's keep up the streak.
- An old cove that isn't completely filled to the brim with highly valuable CC creatures, super old cave / free-at-the-time creatures because they all died and nice names? It's more likely than you think.
- Ignore my "dog and cat creature bad >:^(" whining in blog posts. Certain sites that I frequented as a kid have unintentionally conditioned me to see these things as unoriginal and overdone. One of them was totally not Chicken Smoothie (how many times can you see the same dog and cat linearts recoloured with made-up-on-the-spot colour schemes and patterns before you get sick of it?). I almost always warm up to the creature later on. Don't be fooled, I love cats and dogs as much as you.
- Profile creature is changed frequently for views. If you see me change it, I dunno, three times in a week, this is why.
- Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

Since I've seen other people do this...
Cove Worth: -1 CC
EC Spent on Cove Expansions: Not Enough
Hotel: Trivago
Me: Gongaga


Creatures (686)


born2b_me • 24 minutes ago

fed all

sapphire12 • 22 hours ago

Fed 200

It wasn't a hiatus for me, more like life had to take importance. Also I'm pretty sure you're joking w that worst cove situation bc it looks great to me!

born2b_me • 1 day ago

fed from 112 through 400. There are just too many to feed all in one day, so I have to break it up. Sorry I couldn't do more. Will get the rest tomorrow.

born2b_me • 2 days ago

I fed the first 111. Doing a headache today, or maybe it is doing me. Thanks for feeding all of mine. I just don't have the energy today to do them all.

sapphire12 • 2 days ago

I feel u with that "all my creatures died". No such thing as immortals or leafs in 09.

born2b_me • 3 days ago

I fed all of them. WHOOSH!!! Have a GREAT Day!!! ~hugs and loves~ julie

xxcouchxx • 5 days ago

First 250 my bad

xxcouchxx • 5 days ago

Fed first 200 and priority feed

hellodecember • 6 days ago

Hey do you have Rix for sale? I only have 200kec

miraeggs • 1 week ago

Happy Valentine's Day Fed all

murmurw • 1 week ago

Hello! Would you perhaps have some CC or EC UFT? Sorry for bothering! Thanks!

thedarkarcher • 1 week ago

I fed all for you . Hope you have a wonderful day

beta • 8 Feb 2021, 12:54 PM

Not really... done both, prefer your profile for sure

beta • 8 Feb 2021, 11:08 AM

Totally didn’t just read your entire profile because I had nothing better to do

(Totally didn’t ignore the fact I could feed instead and get ec from it either )

shirothekittehlover • 6 Feb 2021, 8:18 AM

Hi! Can i ask you something? What happens if a creature has only zero happiness?

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