For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 19 Sep 2018, 6:44 PM

22 September 2009
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1.61M EC
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ECT +5

Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen. I'm currently (very slowly) working on cutting it down and changing some stuff.

This cove is feed friendly! Feel free to feed whatever you wish. The lists are mostly just for my sake, but you can use them as feed lists if you want to or can't feed everything. The eggs and mortals list is self explanatory, and the "Need to Evolve" list contains everything that isn't fully evolved - including eggs.

ANOTHER NOTE, if I find your profile on Yarolds while clicking, then I'll most likely feed it if / when I have some extra time and I want some extra EC. Feel free to slap me through the computer tell me off if this is annoying.


No. Nothing is, or will ever be, UFT. Don't expect an answer if you ask.

"HOW MUCH IS [creature]?"
22 Macbots and 900,000,000 CC.

"why not uft tho :'("
because no


The dragon watches your every step, as though she was wary of every little action you did. After a while, she lets out a chuckle and introduces herself as 'Eternal Rest'. She begins to speak, her deep and rather monotone voice seemed fitting for her appearance.
"Welcome to our little cove. Feel free to take a seat and relax, none of us will bite. Ol' Sparky won't bite either... if she's in the right mood. Ha, I kid! Anyway, take care and be safe. Feel free to feed us, feel free to not."


Dumb and annoying, and sometimes childish. That's me. Please to mike your acquittance.

Probably Important:
- I accept random friend requests.
- Random pings are fine, just don't always expect a quick reply.
- I don't block people, so you won't need to worry about "doing anything wrong".
- No need to feed back if I randomly feed your cove. On a related note, feedbacks may or may not be either slow or nonexistent. (If you notice that I feed your cove often, you're most likely on my mental list of coves to feed for EC. Sorry if it bothers you, though.)
- My brother's account was @isorlaugh, however he lost interest and gave it to me to use. PLEASE DON'T CLICK / FEED ANYTHING THERE. I don't want them to evolve!
- That is also my only storage account. I don't have any storage accounts for UFT creatures and I don't have a wishlist (just putting this here because a few people have asked me about these things before).

Not Important:
- Blue is a nice colour that I like too much, as you can see from this profile. I also like italics a little too much (as if THAT wasn't obvious).
- I can sometimes seem more serious than I actually am. I'm also good at poorly wording things.
- Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long. I don't always answer things right away, either.
- This cove is not protected by Leaf of Vaka, but most of them are immortal and I try to feed them every day anyway.
- The online thing is probably lying and I've most likely just refreshed / checked one or two pages before clicking right off the tab (or I'm feeding my creatures, and I have a habit of not checking notifications until I'm done so responses to anything will be very slow).
- Even if it is incredibly dumb and annoying, I've been writing everything in italics for far too long now and I'm not stopping anytime soon.
- Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

Since I've seen other people do this...
Cove Worth: -1 CC
EC Spent on Cove Expansions: Not Enough
Cost For Next Expansion: 53,400 EC
Hotel: Trivago
Creeper: Aw, Man


Here's some old stuff from my newbie days...
"Have an eggerific day!"

~ "Tʜᴇ Fᴏx Tʜᴀᴛ Sᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇs"

Creatures (565)


dcmaster • 23 hours ago

Hey! I was wondering if you offered any immortalizing services? c:
Thank you!

samaritan • 6 days ago

thank you for the nice reply on my new's comment = ) you can see my winter otter here if you'd like/if you missed the board:

jello • 1 week ago

im not mad, just surprised.

jello • 1 week ago

the bid i was going to put was 500 ec beneath yours.

galaxyleopard • 23 Nov 2019, 6:28 AM

Hi! Would you like to join my secret Santa group? I’m trying to get people in! Here’s a link!

fitsofrage • 9 Nov 2019, 3:48 PM

Fed your babies =D

galaxyleopard • 8 Nov 2019, 2:44 PM

Hi sparklefox! I’m trying to make a rp group! Plz help by spreading it and maybe join yourself! Its all about wolves!
Here’s the link if you are interested!

jello • 4 Nov 2019, 8:43 AM

bruh that gideh was gonna help me get a goldur

playermocha345 • 4 Nov 2019, 6:12 AM

Congrats!!! On winning teh Gideh

shadowfaxe • 4 Nov 2019, 5:25 AM


ahgirltc • 2 Nov 2019, 9:50 AM

fed evolve tab.

shelbert67 • 30 Oct 2019, 3:41 PM

thanks for the feeds

myriadium • 29 Oct 2019, 9:14 PM


lunacharm1037 • 13 Oct 2019, 7:52 PM

fed evolve tab

amy14 • 8 Oct 2019, 1:17 AM

And whoa! How did you get so many views on all of your creatures?

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