You guys are all spongy swag-bellied hugger-muggers!

sky • 9 December 2011 at 11:04 PM

Did that offend you? I hope so!
Why? Because...

This is obviously an insult from the Shakespeare language.
And well, truth is. This is a homework assignment I'm supposed to do. Yes, I'm supposed to insult people in Shakespeare language, but it has to sound funny. Probably one of the funnest homework assignments I've ever done.
(I'm reading Romeo And Juliet)

Now, you try coming up with an insult phrase.
Here are the steps. VERY simple.

1) Take one word from EACH column.
2) Start a sentence, "Thou ______________________" and finish the sentence.

The columns will be listed below.

NOTE: This is not meant to offend anyone, this is just for fun, so go nuts!

fate • 9 December 2011 at 11:05 PM

- COLUMN ONE -

Artless
Bawdy
Beslubbering
Bootless
Churlish
Cockered
Clouted
Craven
Currish
Dankish
Dissembling
Droning
Errant
Fawning
Fobbing
Froward
Frothy
Gleeking
Goatish
Gorbellied
Impertinent
Infectious
Jarring
Loggerheaded
Lumpish
Mammering
Mangled
Mewling
Paunchy
Pribbling
Puking
Puny
Qualling
Rank
Reeky
Roguish
Ruttish
Saucy
Spleeny
Spongy
Surly
Tottering
Unmuzzled
Vain
Venomed
Villainous
Wayward
Weedy
Wart-necked
Cullionly
Fusty
Caliuminous
Wimpled
Burly-boned
Misbegotten
Odiferous
Poisonous
Fishified

balletninja • 9 December 2011 at 11:05 PM

I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR! xD

Bump-ish 😃

sky • 9 December 2011 at 11:06 PM

- COLUMN TWO -

Base-court
Bat-fowling
Beef-witted
Beetle-headed
Boil-brained
Clapper-clawed
Clay-brained
Common-kissing
Crook-pated
Dismal-dreaming
Dizzy-eyed
Doghearted
Dread-bolted
Earth-vexing
Elf-skinned
Fat-kidneyed
Fen-sucked
Flap-mouthed
Fly-bitten
Folly-fallen
Fool-born
Full-gorged
Guts-griping
Half-faced
Hasty-witted
Hedge-born
Hell-hated
Idle-headed
Ill-breeding
Ill-nurtured
Knotty-pated
Milk-liveried
Motley-minded
Onion-eyed
Plume-plucked
Pottle-deep
Pox-marked
Reeling-ripe
Rough-hewn
Rude-growing
Rump-fed
Shard-borne
Sheep-biting
Spur-gaited
Swag-bellied
Tardy-gaited
Tickle-brained
Toad-spotted
Unchin-snouted
Weather-bitten
Muddy-mettled
Malmsey-nosed
Rampallian
Lilly-livered
Scurvy-valiant
Brazen-faced
Unwash'd
Bunch-back'd
Leaden-footed

fate • 9 December 2011 at 11:06 PM

- COLUMN THREE -

Apple-John
Baggage
Barnacle
Bladder
Boar-pig
Bugbear
Bum-bailey
Canker-blossom
Clack-dish
Clotpole
Coxcomb
Basket-cockle
Death-token
Dewberry
Flap-dragon
Flax-wench
Flirt-gill
Foot-licker
Fustilarian
Giglet
Gudgeon
Haggard
Harpy
Hedge-pig
Horn-beast
Hugger-mugger
Joithead
Lewdster
Lout
Maggot-pie
Malt-worm
Mammet
Measle
Minnow
Miscreant
Moldwarp
Mumble-news
Nut-hook
Pigeon-egg
Pignut
Puttock
Pumpion
Ratsbane
Scut
Skainsmate
Strumpet
Varlot
Vassal
Whey-faced
Wagtail
Knave
Blind-worm
Popinjay
Scullian
Jolt-head
Malcontent
Devil-monk
Toad
Rascal

sky • 9 December 2011 at 11:06 PM

Oops. Ignore this post.

fate • 9 December 2011 at 11:14 PM

@Balletninja - 😱 /le gasp
That hurt. Right here -pokes in the direction of wherever my heart is-
xD

pipkitten • 9 December 2011 at 11:17 PM

Away I say, thou bootless fool-born knave! 😈

glados • 9 December 2011 at 11:18 PM

@sky
...

Thou pribbling folly-fallen minnow!
xD

sky • 9 December 2011 at 11:19 PM

Thou lumpish fen-sucked flirt-gill!

smilies • 10 December 2011 at 12:13 AM

Thou reeky unwash'd foot-licker....?

rainbowen • 10 December 2011 at 12:22 AM

Thou odiferous rump-fed harpy!

Haha I remember this assignment from my Theories of the Theatre class. It was so much fun!

sky • 10 December 2011 at 11:36 AM

Thou mewling flap-mouthed pigeon-egg

Deleted • 10 December 2011 at 11:42 AM

Thou beslubbering milk-liveried popinjay! 😋

Deleted • 10 December 2011 at 11:45 AM

Thou qualling motley-minded moldwarp!

sky • 10 December 2011 at 11:51 AM

Thou fishified rump-fed puttock!

lily- • 10 December 2011 at 11:52 AM

Thou art the most puny Boil-brained Barnacle

Hope that makes sense.

lily- • 10 December 2011 at 11:56 AM

@avelaingia
I agree.
I wonder why I never got homework like this...

lily- • 10 December 2011 at 12:04 PM

@avelaingia
lol XD. and yes, yes I can.


Thou art a Goatish Sheep-biting Pigeon-egg

sky • 10 December 2011 at 12:10 PM

Thou beslubbering brazen-faced wagtail!

In class we had to pair up with a partner and go in front of the class and choose one of the insults we came up with. I won. xD

Which made me a Montigue.
(If you read Romeo and Juliet you'd know who they are)

lily- • 10 December 2011 at 12:12 PM

@sky
What happened to the Capulets then?

sky • 10 December 2011 at 12:13 PM

@Lily- - The Capulets were the ones who had lost.

lily- • 10 December 2011 at 12:23 PM

@sky
unlucky for them, but lucky for you.




Thou Tottering Tickle-brained Toad

catwitagun • 10 December 2011 at 12:33 PM

You art a wart-necked, beef-witted, beetle-headed, boil-brained, foot-licker!!!!!

han • 14 December 2011 at 9:19 AM

Thou Cockered Earth-vexing Scut

armageddondoll • 15 December 2011 at 4:02 AM

@Sky

Thou misbegotten, half-faced harpy!