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pegasasu • 15 December 2011 at 8:18 PM
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts)On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.(One would hope!)On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!)On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(what other kind of soap is there??)On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.(a little too late, huh?)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(Really? I had no clue!)On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save more time?)
taffy789 • 15 December 2011 at 8:23 PM
@pegasus - "Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" ??? XD ROTFL.
pegasasu • 15 December 2011 at 8:24 PM
On Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(Um... ok?)On string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.(As opposed to...?)On food processor:Not to be used for the other use.(Now I'm curious)On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.(😱)On American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)On Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.(Was that a popular problem?)On child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)
briseis • 15 December 2011 at 8:26 PM
Funny labels, huh? Here's a couple:"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison."Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume."Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
pegasasu • 15 December 2011 at 8:27 PM
@briseis Lol xD
pipkitten • 15 December 2011 at 8:34 PM
On a wheelbarrow -- "Not intended for highway use." 😈
carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 8:43 PM
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet."Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs."For external use only!" -- On a curling iron."Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron."Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer."Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer."Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device."Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket."Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan
crescentfeather • 15 December 2011 at 8:45 PM
/headdesk LOLOL XD@pipkitten *imagines people driving a wheelbarrow down a highway*
pipkitten • 15 December 2011 at 8:48 PM
@CrescentfeatherLOL, I'm imagining the exact same thing. XDOn a pair of shin guards -- "Shin guards do not protect any part of the body they do not cover."
cubexline • 15 December 2011 at 9:15 PM
Rofl! xD Some of these arent funny, but 95% of them are xD My favorite: On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.Hahaha.
sky • 15 December 2011 at 9:29 PM
I don't think this fits in with the topic as much but...I saw this on one of my stuffed animal dog that vibrates (massager) and there was no period or comma, on the tag in big letters read, "THiS IS NOT A TOY AND SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA"o___o
crescentfeather • 15 December 2011 at 9:38 PM
@sky Children made in China? o_eRACISM RACISM
pizza5pizza5 • 15 December 2011 at 9:39 PM
@skyLOL xDDDD
sky • 15 December 2011 at 9:42 PM
@Crescentfeather - Exactly what I had thought when I first saw the tag. O_O@Pizza5pizza5 - This is why grammar is important. x3
carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 9:45 PM
"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty."Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia."Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone."Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers."Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink."Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate."Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant."Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757."Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid."Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller."Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels."Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck."Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
pizza5pizza5 • 15 December 2011 at 9:46 PM
OH my GOSH when i was 1 (I keep all my birthday cards) it says this on it:"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." XD
Deleted • 15 December 2011 at 9:47 PM
@skyPoor childern made an china. ;.;
pizza5pizza5 • 15 December 2011 at 9:49 PM
Look here everyone:http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtmlXD
crescentfeather • 15 December 2011 at 9:50 PM
@carnatate *drops airplane* WHOOPS! 8'D
carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 9:54 PM
@cresentfeather XD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh wow XDXD"Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case.Materials:Covering: 100% Unknown.Stuffing: 100% Unknown."-- On a pillow.
inkstep • 15 December 2011 at 9:59 PM
did you get those from the amazing book of useless info?lawlon the side of my lantern- avoid serious death or potential injuryon a GOAL POSTdo not climb post, will result in serious death
randomkitty17 • 15 December 2011 at 10:01 PM
On a pack of bracelets at Walmart"Not suitable for children under 14" XD oh really? I wonder what will happen to someone younger....
sarahsaurus • 15 December 2011 at 10:02 PM
"Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch."Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills."Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts."Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11."Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap."Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper."Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner."Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits."In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual."Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill."The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle."For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box.
carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 10:16 PM
"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
Deleted • 23 February 2012 at 4:48 PM
"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.What other soap is there? xD#chloe
rawrcookies08 • 23 February 2012 at 5:00 PM
Lol. On those signs where it says SLOW.. CHILDREN AT PLAY, my dad always goes "Aw, those poor slow children at play." XD*Is random* O_o Well it kind of had to do with labels.. 😱
inkstep • 23 February 2012 at 5:04 PM
@pegasasu you got those from the amazing book of useless knowledge, no? XD
icymuffin • 23 February 2012 at 5:04 PM
On a jar of peanuts:Ingredients: dry roasted peanutsAllergy informationWarning: May contain peanuts.x'D
qwaszx • 23 February 2012 at 5:08 PM
- On an electric router made for carpenters: ?This product not intended for use as a dental drill? - A snowblower warning: "Do not use snowthrower on roof"- On a dishwasher: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher"- Unusual warning on a CD player: ?Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.?- A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: ?Not intended for highway use? - A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, ?Do not drive with sunshield in place? - On a Bathroom Heater: ?This product is not to be used in bathrooms? - A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: ?May irritate eyes? XD
pegasasu • 23 February 2012 at 5:20 PM
@inkstepActually, I got it from an email 😋