Heheh LABELS!

pegasasu • 15 December 2011 at 8:18 PM

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(what other kind of soap is there??)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? I had no clue!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

taffy789 • 15 December 2011 at 8:23 PM

@pegasus - "Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" ??? XD ROTFL.

pegasasu • 15 December 2011 at 8:24 PM

On Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Um... ok?)

On string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...?)

On food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(😱)

On American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)

On Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem?)

On child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)

briseis • 15 December 2011 at 8:26 PM

Funny labels, huh? Here's a couple:

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

pegasasu • 15 December 2011 at 8:27 PM

@briseis Lol xD

pipkitten • 15 December 2011 at 8:34 PM

On a wheelbarrow -- "Not intended for highway use." 😈

carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 8:43 PM

Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan

crescentfeather • 15 December 2011 at 8:45 PM

/headdesk LOLOL XD

@pipkitten *imagines people driving a wheelbarrow down a highway*

pipkitten • 15 December 2011 at 8:48 PM

@Crescentfeather
LOL, I'm imagining the exact same thing. XD



On a pair of shin guards -- "Shin guards do not protect any part of the body they do not cover."

cubexline • 15 December 2011 at 9:15 PM

Rofl! xD Some of these arent funny, but 95% of them are xD My favorite: On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Hahaha.

sky • 15 December 2011 at 9:29 PM

I don't think this fits in with the topic as much but...

I saw this on one of my stuffed animal dog that vibrates (massager) and there was no period or comma, on the tag in big letters read, "THiS IS NOT A TOY AND SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA"

o___o

crescentfeather • 15 December 2011 at 9:38 PM

@sky Children made in China? o_e

RACISM RACISM

pizza5pizza5 • 15 December 2011 at 9:39 PM

@sky


LOL xDDDD

sky • 15 December 2011 at 9:42 PM

@Crescentfeather - Exactly what I had thought when I first saw the tag. O_O

@Pizza5pizza5 - This is why grammar is important. x3

carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 9:45 PM

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.



"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

pizza5pizza5 • 15 December 2011 at 9:46 PM

OH my GOSH when i was 1 (I keep all my birthday cards) it says this on it:

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." XD

Deleted • 15 December 2011 at 9:47 PM

@sky
Poor childern made an china. ;.;

pizza5pizza5 • 15 December 2011 at 9:49 PM

Look here everyone:

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml


XD

crescentfeather • 15 December 2011 at 9:50 PM

@carnatate *drops airplane* WHOOPS! 8'D

carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 9:54 PM

@cresentfeather XD

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh wow XDXD


"Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case.
Materials:
Covering: 100% Unknown.
Stuffing: 100% Unknown."
-- On a pillow.

inkstep • 15 December 2011 at 9:59 PM

did you get those from the amazing book of useless info?


lawl
on the side of my lantern- avoid serious death or potential injury

on a GOAL POST
do not climb post, will result in serious death

randomkitty17 • 15 December 2011 at 10:01 PM

On a pack of bracelets at Walmart
"Not suitable for children under 14" XD oh really? I wonder what will happen to someone younger....

sarahsaurus • 15 December 2011 at 10:02 PM

"Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

"Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

"Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

"Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

"Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

"Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.

"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.

"Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.

"The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.

"For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box.

carnatate • 15 December 2011 at 10:16 PM

"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.

Deleted • 23 February 2012 at 4:48 PM

"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

What other soap is there? xD

#chloe

rawrcookies08 • 23 February 2012 at 5:00 PM

Lol. On those signs where it says SLOW.. CHILDREN AT PLAY, my dad always goes "Aw, those poor slow children at play." XD

*Is random* O_o Well it kind of had to do with labels.. 😱

inkstep • 23 February 2012 at 5:04 PM

@pegasasu you got those from the amazing book of useless knowledge, no? XD

icymuffin • 23 February 2012 at 5:04 PM

On a jar of peanuts:

Ingredients: dry roasted peanuts
Allergy information
Warning: May contain peanuts.


x'D

qwaszx • 23 February 2012 at 5:08 PM

- On an electric router made for carpenters: ?This product not intended for use as a dental drill?
- A snowblower warning: "Do not use snowthrower on roof"
- On a dishwasher: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher"
- Unusual warning on a CD player: ?Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.?
- A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: ?Not intended for highway use?
- A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, ?Do not drive with sunshield in place?
- On a Bathroom Heater: ?This product is not to be used in bathrooms?
- A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: ?May irritate eyes?

XD

pegasasu • 23 February 2012 at 5:20 PM

@inkstep

Actually, I got it from an email 😋