Most Common Lies

sky • 21 December 2011 at 9:54 PM

So, me and my friend @Anime who used to go on here but decided she has no interest in it (sadly).
We were in English class, we were passing notes to each other, we didn't mind if we'd got in trouble and had to read them out loud, quite frankly we liked the idea of us reading what we were writing since we had our own parts, and that had been we were writing down quotes of the most common lies.

Now I'm very much interested in seeing what others have to say, so, here are the rules...

Post one of the most common lies, it can be funny and of course related to you, but I'd proffer nothing innopropriate if possible.

Example: "Sorry, that was my last piece of gum..."
(This lie is commonly used in my school)

pizza5pizza5 • 21 December 2011 at 9:56 PM

Test grades.
HAHA.

sky • 21 December 2011 at 9:57 PM

@Pizza5pizza5 - Haah, that's one of the lies that my friend had listed, too!

inkstep • 21 December 2011 at 9:58 PM

I have a phone call, *pulls out non ringing phone and walks away while saying* Hello?
XD I USE THAT ALL THE TIMEEEEEE to get away from SIBLINGS

pizza5pizza5 • 21 December 2011 at 9:59 PM

@sky

I even do that and my grade are good xDDD


Another lie: Mmmm...the food looks good today!...

sky • 21 December 2011 at 10:00 PM

"I have read and agreed to all Terms and Conditions.."

Deleted • 21 December 2011 at 10:00 PM

People saying that other people are calling them. Happens a lot in my school ☹️ Lots o Bullies

taffy789 • 21 December 2011 at 10:02 PM

"No, my Mom is not home at the moment, call us back later."

(Use this all the time, and my Mom tells me to say it. XD Stupid telamarketers. XD)

silver_winged • 21 December 2011 at 10:03 PM

"Good to see you!" When you run into that one person from school/work/etc. that you don't care for much. XD

pizza5pizza5 • 21 December 2011 at 10:03 PM

Friend: "Do you have an extra pencil?"

You: "Um....No!" *hides pencil case*

sky • 21 December 2011 at 10:03 PM

@Pizza5pizza5 - Haha, I used to do that, but there's no point since the teachers would just start calling in if I start failing.

"...Turns out, I'm not all that hungry."

hayz • 21 December 2011 at 10:04 PM

"I have to go..." In order to get away from annoying friends on socializing networks

unebra • 21 December 2011 at 10:07 PM

mom: what did u get on ur test

Me: pulls out phone starts calling home phone she runs for the phone and i geting out of telling her i failed my test 😸

darcy_vasquez • 21 December 2011 at 10:08 PM

Friend 1: *Sees your homework* "You're the best friend I've ever had, I love to be next to you."

You: "Ahaa..."

christened_moon • 21 December 2011 at 10:10 PM

So what did you do today?

...Nothing...

The amount of times I've used this one. lol

evolutary • 21 December 2011 at 10:12 PM

Friend: 'Can I have some?'
Me: 'Sorry, I'm hungry.'

Most of the time I'm not. xD

sky • 21 December 2011 at 10:18 PM

7:00 AM on a school day
"I don't feel good today..."

crescentfeather • 21 December 2011 at 10:35 PM

I always lie about my age. XD

IN YOUR FACE, GMAIL. AND ALL THOSE OTHER SITES WHICH REQUIRE ME TO BE 13 BUT I JOINED WHEN I WAS 10.

Also:

When someone calls advertising something, my mom sends my little sister to pick up the phone (she's five. 😋)

Little sister: Who dis? 😱

Other person: *hangs up*

sarahsaurus • 21 December 2011 at 10:43 PM

Me: *breaks vase*
Mom: *walks in front door, done with shopping*
me: *cleans up broken vase*
mom: "where did that vase go?!?!"
Me: "i dunno. I havnt seen it for a while."

sky • 22 December 2011 at 4:12 PM

"Could you stay after school to make up your homework?"
"No sorry, I got plans with the family. It's a big thing. You know how it is, right?"

zombers • 23 December 2011 at 12:46 PM

"You need to come for night DL to get your work done"

"... Um .... I cant I live off campus and my mom has to be home by 5"


heehe

miomar • 23 December 2011 at 12:51 PM

"I made my homework!"

Deleted • 23 December 2011 at 7:27 PM

When a site says you need your parents' permission and you check mark the box without asking

dreamer • 23 December 2011 at 7:33 PM

@Pizza5pizza5 I do that all the time! People always ask for mypencils and pencil sharpener...

And when I'm in that bad mood and someone asks me if I have a pencil I slowly push my pencil case away and say nooo....... <_<



"Sorry, I forgot to bring it today... How about tomorrow?"
Whatever the item is, they "forget" it again the next day.

xD

dionaea • 23 December 2011 at 7:38 PM

Other person: "How far are you with *insert task here*"

Me: "I'm working on it" *twitch* e_o *breaks out in sweat*

Other person: *walks away*

Me: *runs off frantically to finish whatever she forgot this time*

lola622f • 23 December 2011 at 7:41 PM

Mom: What are you doing upstairs?
Me (currently on eggcave) : I'm...uh....reading!

icymuffin • 23 December 2011 at 8:02 PM

"How are you doing?"
"I'm fine."

Haven't you noticed? That's what almost everyone says~ o_O
So instead, I say "I'm alive." It throws people off all the time for some reason. x'D

balletninja • 23 December 2011 at 8:07 PM

My brothers friends on xbox live always ask for my name.

"What's your name? Come on, it is just your name!"

"My name is Ishmael." Gets them every time!

Another one is phone numbers.

And at forever 21 when the worker asks you if you know the return policy and you say you do.

Deleted • 23 December 2011 at 8:13 PM

When i don't want to go to school-
Me: mom my throat hurts...
Mom: eat some medicine and rest.
Me: i want to go to school...
Mom: REST!
(note: i always end up getting sick after i say this even if i don't eat medicine... )

sarahzafirah • 24 December 2011 at 3:03 AM

This lie is when I called my friend:

Friend: You know, that gift I bought for you cost 200 dollars.
Me: Uhh... yeah.
Friend: You like it?
Me: Yes, very much. Like I would sell it to an idiot for free..
Friend: Yeah. *hangs up*

And I DID sell it to an idiot for free. o_O