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steinway • 23 December 2011 at 10:54 PM

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her..."

plushie • 23 December 2011 at 11:00 PM

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.

When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars.

taffy789 • 23 December 2011 at 11:28 PM

"Yer a wizard Harry." ~Hagrid

"I don't want to spank your hams!" ~ Finn from Adventure Time

crescentfeather • 23 December 2011 at 11:34 PM

I don't lose things. I place them in locations which later elude me.

I've lost my invisible friend. Have you seen her?

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

The world is round like a triangle. *draws a square*

catwitagun • 23 December 2011 at 11:51 PM

@crescentfeather I love yours ^~^

Ok here's one that you all now

"some say the glass is half full, others say the glass is half empty, I say... Are you going to drink that?"

crescentfeather • 23 December 2011 at 11:55 PM

@catwitagun Thanks 😸

haunted • 23 December 2011 at 11:57 PM

"The only think I'm doing is selling radishes"

ladybugheart • 23 December 2011 at 11:57 PM

When life gives you soda, spill it on your laptop and when getting a towel to wipe it up, trip on the chord, landing on your computer and breaking it into a million pieces.

katiebrandx303 • 24 December 2011 at 3:21 AM

"Childhood is not from birth, to a certain age, and at a certain age the child is grown and puts away childish things.
Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies."

-Edna st. Vincent Millay-


"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars."

-Kahlil Gibran-


"For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope."

"After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school."

-Jasper Hale- (Jackson Rathbone) From Eclipse.

steinway • 11 January 2012 at 11:05 PM

Second is winning loser.