Bob's Life

randomkitty17 • 13 June 2011 at 7:21 PM

Bob cries and tells the dead guy he will never leave him again XD

Deleted • 13 June 2011 at 7:23 PM

Bob kisses the dead guy and divorses him wife to marry the dead guy.

spenser_dog_123 • 13 June 2011 at 7:24 PM

Then the dead guy becomes the living dead and walks to the cemetery to bury himself. Bob misses the dead [alive] guy 😋

Deleted • 13 June 2011 at 7:25 PM

Bob follows the dead guy grabs him and ties a rope around the dead guys neck and walks the dead guy like a dog.

redfire77 • 13 June 2011 at 7:29 PM

@bluegirl80 wait... who grabs him? the dead guy? but then who does Bob follow?

Bob goes pee on a fire hydrant.

randomkitty17 • 13 June 2011 at 7:36 PM

The dead guy was mistaken for the fire hydrant and slaps Bob in anger.

merlin7576 • 13 June 2011 at 7:51 PM

The dead guy decides Bob is too wierd so her files a divorce.
Bob goes back to plead to his wife.

thepells4 • 13 June 2011 at 7:52 PM

Bob's wife smacks him and tells him to make up his freakin' mind already.

Deleted • 13 June 2011 at 8:29 PM

Bob says he loves her and kisses her.

randomkitty17 • 13 June 2011 at 8:31 PM

Bob's wife rejects him and files a restraining order.

Deleted • 13 June 2011 at 8:34 PM

Bob eats the restraining order and files charges agains his wife.

swymr_krys • 13 June 2011 at 8:43 PM

Bob's lawyer decides that Bob's life is really crazy and decides to send him on a cruise as soon as they get the restraining order.

randomkitty17 • 13 June 2011 at 8:45 PM

Bob jumps off the ship when he goes on the cruise.

Deleted • 14 June 2011 at 2:29 AM

So is bob on a cruise or something? sorry☹️

someone123 • 14 June 2011 at 8:34 AM

Bob regrets jumping and started swimming to a nearby island (poor bob) 😋

Deleted • 14 June 2011 at 8:51 AM

Bob almost gets eaten by a shark

hvernon • 14 June 2011 at 12:57 PM

The shark finds Bob nasty and spits him out causing Bob to wash up on shore.

crunchyoreo25 • 14 June 2011 at 1:13 PM

There are wild dogs on the island that chase Bob.

decks123456 • 14 June 2011 at 1:46 PM

bob jumps off a cliff to escape the wild dogs

crunchyoreo25 • 14 June 2011 at 1:51 PM

Bob lands on a passing eagle.

Deleted • 14 June 2011 at 2:11 PM

Bob tried to steal some of Holly's Bacon and she pushed him into a well.

redfire77 • 14 June 2011 at 3:11 PM

Bob decides that he hates bacon now and he becomes a vegetarian.

rawrcookies08 • 14 June 2011 at 3:23 PM

The eagle decides that Bob really is a human because he has become a vegetarian, and drops him on an island full of cannibals.

merlin7576 • 14 June 2011 at 7:09 PM

The cannibals side with the shark and decide that Bob tastes nasty so they drop him in the ocean.

crooton1 • 14 June 2011 at 7:10 PM

Bob tris to swim but he can't because he never learned how.

Deleted • 14 June 2011 at 7:10 PM

Bob swims untill he finds a cruise and meets a pretty lady who he captures.

merlin7576 • 14 June 2011 at 7:12 PM

The pretty lady screams and cops come running

Deleted • 14 June 2011 at 7:13 PM

Bob shoots the cops and gives the lady a pill that makes her love him.

thepells4 • 14 June 2011 at 7:18 PM

Bob accidentally gave the pill to one of the cops.

crooton1 • 14 June 2011 at 7:19 PM

The cop jumps into the water and chases Bob.