I Swear, I'm NOT drunk!

sky • 15 February 2012 at 10:29 PM

No, this is not a "I wasn't THAT drunk", "Dude you picked up my parakeet and chucked it at my dog yelling ANGRY BIRDS!" kind of joke. This is serious.

I'm gonna tell you guys what had happened all in the past thirty minutes. Now sit down, relax, gaze at the screen, enjoy some beverage, and read the lovely little text on the screen.

I had just got done eating dinner at this time, enjoying some potato scallops and pork meat - For those who have been concerned about my health, I'm starting to eat and drink regularly in the past few days!
I was worrying about where my thirty dollars had gone that my dad had given me the other day, I thought to myself, retraced my steps, and I had remembered before taking a shower I threw my pants in the laundry basket which had my thirty dollars in my pockets, so I rushed to check them, but found nothing in the pockets. I confronted my sister, she said (and I quote), "I have it, it's in my wallet upstairs, I was saving them so you wouldn't spend them.", I thought, "Yea, right!" - Only because she's been nagging to get money out of me so she could spend on cigarettes. Then I went to my mom, she claimed she didn't see the money even though she asked as if knowing, "How much money?". I then went to my moms room, found my wallet, but no money inside, before you start asking why my mom had my wallet in the first place let's make this interesting, who do you guys think stole the money? I'll be keeping score.

(Keeping score in next post on @Fate)

fate • 15 February 2012 at 10:33 PM

I also forgot to mention: Afterwards my sister said, "I actually don't know where your money is."

SCORE:

Sister: 7
Mom: 1
None: 1
Ninja: 1
I was Drunk: 1

inkstep • 15 February 2012 at 10:38 PM

Mom
parents always take your money...unless it was neither of them

sky • 15 February 2012 at 10:41 PM

@Inkstep: I decided to add in more options. 😉

taffy789 • 15 February 2012 at 10:41 PM

"I wasn't that drunk. Dude, you hugged a bearded hobo screaming, "Dumbodore! You're alive!"
😃


I say... Neither of them. XD Or maybe your Mom. 😸

toy • 15 February 2012 at 10:43 PM

You were drunk?

balletninja • 15 February 2012 at 10:46 PM

Sister is more likely.
Mom sounds like a good suspect though.

My real guess is that the underpants gnomes came and stole your money to buy new fabric.
Here is a video of what they sound like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1XTBESG4BQ You may recognize it.
Check your underwear drawer also.
They are notorious for taking more than needed.

jlihere • 15 February 2012 at 10:48 PM

It was the evil pet ninja you keep in your attic wasn't it?

sky • 15 February 2012 at 10:50 PM

@Balletninja

Haha!
Although, gnomes scare me.
._.

*Checks underwear drawer*
Phew.
Every thing is A-okay!

lillia • 15 February 2012 at 11:03 PM

@sky
I SNEAKED UP INTO YOUR ROOM AND STOLE IT! 😱..



neh. i think its your sistoor.

sky • 15 February 2012 at 11:07 PM

@Lillia

/Le gasp!
😱

My computer just scared me.
A video of Grell from Black Butler just popped up out of no where.
xD

lillia • 15 February 2012 at 11:12 PM

@sky
LMAO Grelllllllll xD hes annoying like meee
oh but i ❤️ grell for some reason 😱
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wish that awsome Kurohitsuji just pops up to me from the PC screen and just kiss me or something *daydreams*
so bored office working atm :c

pebblestar-nightclan • 15 February 2012 at 11:15 PM

So, what DID happen...?

sky • 15 February 2012 at 11:16 PM

@Lillia
He's is, but I love him!
I love how he swoons over Sebastian - I don't blame him!
Awh, really? I had gotten done with a painting of Ichigo Kurosaki! Best painting yet~

pipkitten • 15 February 2012 at 11:16 PM

@Sky
Oh dear, it seems that my Bellato, Kunsel, may have sneaked into your house and portal-ed your money to his stash of stuff! ...and I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Fair the Colatay was the mastermind of the whole operation.... xD

sky • 15 February 2012 at 11:18 PM

@Pebblestar-nightclan

You'll find out on the next page. 😉

@Pipkitten
OH NU!
*Transforms into Yuki and puffs up chest*
COME AT ME BRUH!

pipkitten • 15 February 2012 at 11:25 PM

@Sky
A fluffeh Yuki vs. two Soldiers...
You can definitely kick their butts~
*bets some gil* XD

metaphor • 16 February 2012 at 12:32 AM

My sister threw my bird once and claimed that he flew off himself. Uh yeah, that's why he almost hit the door head-on without any time to prepare his wings. She's lucky he didn't break his neck.

akira21 • 16 February 2012 at 12:10 PM

I'm going to say your sister... my sister is always trying to take my money....

littlepuffyball • 16 February 2012 at 12:15 PM

@sky, i think it was the sister, cigarettes when you start, u can't stop that easy.

xxfangexx • 16 February 2012 at 12:26 PM

it was...

Deleted • 16 February 2012 at 12:48 PM

@sky who was it?!

ufadopt • 16 February 2012 at 3:07 PM

your sister

@Sky

hayz • 16 February 2012 at 3:10 PM

@sky
@lillia

WHAT?! GRELL?! WHERE O3O!!?!?!??

I think it was your Sis.

dreamer • 16 February 2012 at 3:16 PM

@sky Your sister.
Definitely your sister.
My sister always steals my cell phone to look at my texts, and when I'm looking for it she tells me she doesn't know where it is.

I suppose that's a bit different, though...

lillia • 17 February 2012 at 12:25 AM

@hayz

under your blanket xD jk

smilies • 17 February 2012 at 12:45 AM

@sky I'd say your mum X3

But definitely ninja XD

lavender • 17 February 2012 at 12:47 AM

@sky
Your mom?