Kill or Save

phoenixfire • 1 November 2014 at 3:40 AM

(kill)

Turns out the little kid was a zombie in a costume tricking him so the kid could eat his brains.

starshine_01 • 2 November 2014 at 8:47 AM

(save)

But he figured that out and ran away.

troy9229 • 2 November 2014 at 2:14 PM

(kill)

Unfortunately, while running he fell off of a cliff and into an

animal slaughter house. 😱

midinite • 8 November 2014 at 7:17 PM

Save:

But he wasn't an animal. And he saved all the poor animals there. :,)

spiritkoi • 8 November 2014 at 7:30 PM

Kill:

The animals had grown to hate all humans and started attacking Rick.

troy9229 • 15 November 2014 at 2:01 PM

Save:

But then, an explorer person emerged from one of the aniimal's stomach and saved Rick from all of the evil animals! ❤️

kaiserbakura • 17 November 2014 at 4:34 PM

Kill

But the explorer turned out to be with a psychopath killer, who only saved Rick from the animals so he could do it himself. He charged at Rick with a butcher knife.

budgie • 17 November 2014 at 5:57 PM

Save

But it turned out the explorer still thought it was Halloween and wanted to scare Rick. Once it turned out to be a plastic knife Rick explained everything to him.

kaiserbakura • 18 November 2014 at 4:01 PM

Kill

Suddenly the sky darkens and Death himself appears. He tell Rick it's his time to die and approaches with one bony hand outstretched.

hashtagnight • 26 November 2014 at 4:46 AM

save

Death explains that he has 100 more years until he dies by Death, so he vanishes.

starshine_01 • 26 November 2014 at 11:45 AM

kill

But after Death vanishes, Rick fell from the shock and broke his bones.

rustiscool • 30 November 2014 at 6:19 PM

save

It turns out he fell on a matteress so the fracture of his bones was not fatal 😊

vorpal • 1 December 2014 at 12:10 AM

Kill

The mattress was filled with toxic mold.

appleblizzard • 1 December 2014 at 3:42 AM

Save

He rolled off the matress quick enough to not get poisoned

rustiscool • 1 December 2014 at 6:22 PM

kill
Turns out the mattress was at the end of a cliff, and he fell in a chainsaw and sharp objects factory. >😊

spiritkoi • 1 December 2014 at 6:32 PM

Save

Rick is saved at the last minute by a random flying clam manure truck.

rustiscool • 1 December 2014 at 6:40 PM

Kill

It turns out Rick is allergic to clam manure, so he has a fatal allergic reaction . Then the army shots the truck out of the air, and it explodes in a giant awesome explosion.

epicthings451 • 1 December 2014 at 7:41 PM

Save

Luckily for Rick, the unicorns of the heavenly rainbows come down to protect him from any flying chunks of rumble from the explosion.

rustiscool • 1 December 2014 at 8:23 PM

Kill

Rick then died from the allergic reaction to clam manure

Deleted • 1 December 2014 at 9:10 PM

(Save)

Luckily a nurse passes by with a bag full of epi-pens that she is delivering to the hospital and she administers a dose to Rick.

rustiscool • 1 December 2014 at 9:32 PM

kill

The nurse is really a murder and the epi pens have poison in them. Rick at least dies from poison instead of a allergic reaction.

nynjahpandagurl • 5 December 2014 at 12:49 AM

Save

A scientist from the hospital the nurse was from had noticed the nurse's foul plan and replaced the epi-pen poison with an engineered new allergy suppresser.

rustiscool • 5 December 2014 at 6:33 PM

Kill

When Rick was thanking the scientist, they high fived. The scientist high-fived so hard, Rick fell backwards into a pond, witch was filled with terrible sea worms that ate him from the inside-out.

@nynjahpandagurl

mnbvcxz27 • 30 December 2014 at 8:59 PM

(save)

The sea worms die because of the internal heat of the body, Rick then swims to the surface and gets out of the water.

lykhaos117 • 19 January 2015 at 1:16 PM

(Kill)

He steps into a pile of needles.

kaiserbakura • 19 January 2015 at 2:22 PM

(save)

Luckily they were only pine needles.

kittycools • 20 January 2015 at 6:36 PM

(kill)

Then a falling insta-death, poisonous coconut hits him on the head.

cougar • 20 January 2015 at 7:57 PM

(Save)

Suddenly, a cat came out of nowhere and saved him from the coconut.

vorpal • 21 January 2015 at 9:11 PM

(Kill)
But the cat clawed off his face

rustiscool • 21 January 2015 at 9:40 PM

save

It turns out the cat was declawed, and its attempt to claw off his face was useless.