Eggcave's Newbie Speech Association

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:01 PM

I COULDN'T RESIST! OTL.

So, in ENSA, it's pretty simple.

WELCOME NEWBIES WITH SPEECHES!

I see a lot of new people joining EC, so why not make a Speech Association?

This is a fail, I know. But let's give it a go anyway!

It can be as insane as you like! Just follow the Eggcave Terms, and forum rules. Oh, and please be over 3 months old. .x.

EX:
Heyo there, fellow Eggcaver! I am very happ--

HOLY CRAP.

I FORGOT THE INTRO! OAO.

SO,

*Ahem*
WELCOME ONE AND ALL, TO THE OFFICIAL NEWBIE SPEECH OF MARCH ELEVENTH!

WELCOME THERE, FELLOW NEWBIE! WE HAVE TONS OF PLACES AND COOKIES HERE! YA' LIKE IT?

SO ANYWAAAAYYYY,

WELCOME TO EGGCAVE! THE WORLD OF CRAZY PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND AS IF BEING CHASED BY A GIANT MAN-EATING COOKIE!
. . .

Ok, that was a horrible example.

Oh well, WHO CARES? 8D

HERE, YOU WILL MEET MANY PEOPLE THAT WILL WELCOME YOU AND PROBABLY BOMB YOU WITH A NEWBIE GIFT! [Not sure bout that. o,o]

Man: AHHH! GET THIS AWAY FROM ME-- *gets eaten*

Eh... I think that was another person whop wanted to quit. o.o

WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU QUIT EGGCAVE! SEE YA' 'ROUND!

@Lola622f
@oranberry100
@harrypotter7y

lola622f • 22 March 2012 at 7:03 PM

XD @hayz lol you're speeches are always awesome. XD

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:07 PM

@lola622f

Because I'm the crazy old lady with a cookie army in Eggcave currently residing in an apartment with 18753289756234 cats and a lizard of Oz. 😃

Pings~*
@belilalas_25
@whispers
@swimforlife
@bunnyshadow

ENSA's People of Peoples.

whispers • 22 March 2012 at 7:08 PM

@hayz
Nice! Can I help? 83
I'll give ya' an exampl ;P
~
Why hello there? Your name.
Eh, forget that xD Let's move onto the main stuff.
Here on eggcave, this is how we are:
1-Somethimes we act like lunatics ;D Hehe, that's meh.
2-We get CHASE BY MAN EATING COOOOOOOKIEEEEES 8D It's the funnest thin....EVAR..
3-And like my friend told me today; some of us have crossed the line of sanicty (AKA; some of us are insaaaaane)

When you quit; all the Luvleis in the whole Ark will eat you alive while you'll be yelleing " WHAAAAT DID I DOOO WROOOONG?'
And all we'll answer is that you quit. 😋



~
Bad , huh? xD

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:12 PM

@whispers

....


*Drags you over to the ENSA People of Peoples list*


YOU, ARE NOW AN HONORARY ENSA PEOPLE OF PEOPLES MEMBER. >83


@. .dlfsd

bunnyshadow • 22 March 2012 at 7:20 PM

@hayz @lola622f @Hedwig68
Me and Sylvia will help! 😃
Sylvia: *distracted* hmm... Um.. What? *staring at syrus , Jasper , and Joseph*

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:24 PM

@bunnyshadow

YAY!

Wait--

Me: What? ANOTHER playboy?--
Syrus: I am NOT a playboy.
Me: Ohyesuare.
Syrus: NOT!
Me: Chiiiiiilllllll. Dude, what do you have, crack?
Syrus: ...You know what? I'm not even botherin--
Me: HA! SO YOU DO HAVE CRACK!
Syrus: NO I DON'T! BESI--
Silic: Hey, white stuff. o.0 *Takes out a bag of crack from under Syrus's bed*
Syrus: WHA--
Me: *Strokes invisible beard* THOU SHALT BEKILLEDANDREVIVEDOVER9KTIMESCAPICE?

bunnyshadow • 22 March 2012 at 7:29 PM

@hayz
Me: *sigh* charries these days... Tsk tsk tsk... 😋
Sylvia: 😱 I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A CRACK ADDICT.
Zaylia: Jesus Christ...

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:35 PM

@bunnyshadow

Me: *Nods furiously*
Syrus: THAT IS NOT MIN--
Daka: Sorry, that's mine. *Swipes* The black market's--
Syrus: *Falls down on Silic, the sleeping cat o' the day*
Me: HOLYCRAPIFORGOTTOCHANGEHISPERSONALITYBACKFROMTHEMYTH! SSSHHHHTTTTTT *Runs to computer to change something* *Gets zapped*
Daka: ... I find it it unamusing that I am holding a bag of 14 oz. crack as well as my brother toppled over my sister in an awkward position.

lola622f • 22 March 2012 at 7:35 PM

@bunnyshadow XD well said.
Jasper: When will I get a pay raise?
Speaking of drugs, my friends in real life accuses me of being on drugs and @hayz had too.

@hayz lol. I fail epically at speeches and introductions..Tell me if it's too typical.

-----


HEL--

Ehh...who cares about intros?! Anyways, welcome to EGGCAVE. Today, I will be doing the talking. *holds knife threateningly*

Egg cave stands for:

Ectastic
Good-ish
Great

Crack
Addicts
Vich
Everyone knows and they can get very crazy!!!!!

Anyways, head over to the roleplay section and roleplay.

Have a good day!!!! 😊

hay7199 • 22 March 2012 at 7:39 PM

Mine:

WELCOME to,
EGGCAVE we have long awaited your arival,
You are the chosen one,
You must take this, *Trusts egg at you*
Now it will forever be attached to you,
You O' Master,
You O' Great one,
You O' Chosen one,
Says the egg,
Now be off with you!
*Pushes you out the door*
Now please going us RPers
*Slams door and my Colatay runs you off*

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:41 PM

@lola622f

*Come out of a dresser [NOT A CLOSET. Inside joke.] with hair in a bun and glasses*

*Clipboard in hand*

Indeed have I called you on crack.

Now, onto ze checkpointzzzz.

Craziness [O]
Crackiness [O]
Small Explaination-ness [X]
And other stuff-ness [X]

2/4

IMPROVE ON YOUR CRACK AND CRAZINESS.

YOUR EMOTICONS SHOULD BEH CREZAAAHHHH.

bunnyshadow • 22 March 2012 at 7:41 PM

@hayz @lola622f
Zaylia: *walks towards Daka, pulling out some beer from Sylvia's wardrobe* I like you style...
Sylvia: What the F~censored~
Me: .o.

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:43 PM

@hay7199

Y U NO CRAZY 'NUFFASDKJFGESAHFGEWSHFA *Foams*

@bunnyshadow

Daka: I do not have interest in looking out for a certain female of age. *Throws crack in trashcan*
Syrus: *facedesks*

bunnyshadow • 22 March 2012 at 7:45 PM

@hayz
Zaylia: Whatever. *opens cans*
5 hours later....
Zaylia: Holy F~ck my head hurts. Is that you Kyle? *hugs Jasper*
Sylvia: Erm....
Kyle: That isn't me .o.
Zaylia: *still hugging Jasper*

hay7199 • 22 March 2012 at 7:46 PM

@Hayz Calls the police THERE IS A RABID PERSON ON THE LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pebblestar-nightclan • 22 March 2012 at 7:46 PM

My example:

O hai, newbie. 😸
*ducks from flying egg*
You get that all the time here.
Of course, you also get the man-eating cookies, fish monsters, talking peanuts, and tree addicts...

But that's okay.
The point IS, that there are... let's see... 0 sane people on this site!
*MUAHAHAHAHHAAH*

Oops, had to let that out.
Anyways.
Yeep for a Macbot?
In your dreams.
Want prettyful eggs? 8D
IN. YOUR. DREAMS! 8D

By the way, never quit. :| I remember when that happened to me.
*bombarded with lemons*

lola622f • 22 March 2012 at 7:48 PM

@bunnyshadow this is a children's website!!! XDD don't teach them to drink....

*gets a needle filled with crack*

Jasper: Who are you?! *glances at Zaylia* SYLVIA GET YOUR SISTER OFF OF ME!!!!

@hayz D: stupid stupid me.......my mind isn't thinking right.....OMF HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I WEAR GLASSES?! Stalker.....and you knew that I was on crack.... O.O

WHAT THE H*LL IS OTHER SELFNESS?!!

-----


HEL--

Ehh...who cares about intros?! Anyways, welcome to EGGCAVE. Today, I will be doing the talking. *holds knife threateningly*

Egg cave stands for:

Ectastic
Good-ish
Great

Crack
Addicts
Vich
Everyone knows and they can get very crazy!!!!!

Anyways, head over to the roleplay section and roleplay.

Be WARNED!!!! IF YOU QUIT, WE SHALL STALK YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND....


......make you eat cookies. YOU. ARE. WARNED.

Have a good day!!!

lily- • 22 March 2012 at 7:49 PM

*Walks into topic expecting to find some newbies*

*Looks at first post, then the next and next*

O.o

*tiptoes back slowly, turns around and runs away from randomness*....

bunnyshadow • 22 March 2012 at 7:50 PM

@lola622f Im not! XD Post on the ErAgon RP?

whispers • 22 March 2012 at 7:50 PM

WELCOME TO THE EGG-CAVE!
Want some licorice? *one pops up out of my toaster* 83
WANT TO GO THE DARK SIDE OF EGGCAVE WE DONT HAVE COOKIES, WE HAVE...WAIT...WAIT FOR IT...Ahhhhh 😊
The power of cheeeeeese x)
So, you like cupcakes? I've got plenty? I 4 956 17 34 2 42 la didy la didy la 8D
DID YOU KNOW IM INSANE? You didn't? 😱
SHUN YOU!
SHUN SHUN SHUN SHUN SHUN
*shuns you*
--Walks away--

I'm back x)

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:51 PM

@LOLA622F

YES.

YOU ARE ADDED.

AFTER I FINISH FINDING SOMETHING.

@PEBBLESTAR-NIGHTCLAN

ADD SOME CAPS LIKE T'IS? 😸

pebblestar-nightclan • 22 March 2012 at 7:51 PM

@HAYZ

SURE!!!! 8D

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:53 PM

@whispers

Try making it look LONG

and Caps. Always remember the crazy caps lock of DeaTH!

Or

iNSaNiTY!

ladybugheart • 22 March 2012 at 7:54 PM

This amuses me. 8D

pebblestar-nightclan • 22 March 2012 at 7:54 PM

O HAI, NEWBIE!
*ducks from flying egg*
YOU GET THAT ALL THE TIME HERE.
OF COURSE, YOU ALSO GET THE MAN-EATING COOKIES, FISH MONSTERS, TALKING PEANUTS, AND TREE ADICTS

BUT THAT'S OKAY
THE POINT IS, THAT THERE ARE... LET'S SEE... 0 SANE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE!
*MUAHAHAHAHHAAH*

Oops, had to let that out.
ANYWAYS.
Yeep for a Macbot?
IN YOUR DREAMS.
Want prettyful eggs? 8D
IN. YOUR. DREAMS! 8D

BY THE WAY, NEVER QUIT. :| I remember when that happened to me.
*bombarded with lemons*

RE-MAKE! 8D

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 7:57 PM

@ladybugheart
@lily-

HeY!

WHy DoN'T YoU GuYS JoiN? 8D

@pebblestar-nightclan

ACCEPTED. 8D

hay7199 • 22 March 2012 at 7:57 PM

YOU WILL GET ETED IN THE NIGHT IF U QUIT...
NEW SPEECH,

ummmmm......WELCOME *Throws coffeti*
EAT COOKIES DIRT BALL *Cookies rain down*
Now welcome to Egg Cave and i will make you eat yourself from the inside out if you quit! *Growls* Now sit here!

*Walks away and leaves you for death*

*Comes back*

Well let me show you to your cove!

*HURRY UP*
*Oh crap here comes the dead souls of Quitted eggcavers!*

pebblestar-nightclan • 22 March 2012 at 7:58 PM

@hayz

YaY! I iZ aCcEpTeD! 8D

WhO iS gOiNg To SeE tHe HuNgEr gAmEs ToMoRrOw?

hayz • 22 March 2012 at 8:00 PM

@hay7199

Try to use more grammar por favor? //shot XD

And CaPS uSeD WRoNG! XD