What not to tell a newbie

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lily- • 7 July 2011 at 4:20 PM

They are eggs sent from another galaxy to eggcave, so that when hatched will take over. (the creatures that come from them are like the ones from the mysterious asteroid, so beware!)

How do you edit your public profile?

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juliettbrown • 7 July 2011 at 4:22 PM

By going in public and profiling and when everyone stares continue.

What are eggs?

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beetana • 7 July 2011 at 4:57 PM

They are Extra Gooey Gopher Shells.

Where can you get Terron eggs?

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lily- • 7 July 2011 at 5:39 PM

Travel to the Abandoned Dark Castle and you'll find one hiding in one of the trees near the castle.

Why is a tine pink?

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violate • 7 July 2011 at 8:13 PM

Their diet consists primarily of shrimp.

How do you log in?

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crunchyoreo25 • 7 July 2011 at 8:16 PM

You go into a forest and find a log and sit on it until you arrive at the right place.

What are Tenalps?

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icymuffin • 7 July 2011 at 8:17 PM

The ten different mountains on Egg Cave.

How do Flovers eat?

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beetana • 7 July 2011 at 8:25 PM

By using their golden powder to vaporize food and breathing it in.

Why does the chimera at the travel agency always look so frazzled?

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dogguira • 7 July 2011 at 9:11 PM

Electric shock therapy

Is it okay to ask if gobblers are ufa?

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beetana • 7 July 2011 at 9:20 PM

No. They will become furious and proceed to try and bite your head off.


What color is the sky in Ark?

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icymuffin • 7 July 2011 at 9:28 PM

Sparkling magenta. What colour did you think it was, blue?

What happens when an egg has 0 happiness?

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evilyowling • 7 July 2011 at 9:30 PM

They'll live forever!! 😃

How do you level eggs?

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dogguira • 7 July 2011 at 9:32 PM

With a bowling ball

How do you friend someone?

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randomkitty17 • 7 July 2011 at 9:33 PM

You stalk them until they notice you and stick a sticker saying "FRIEND" on your face.

Who is Tim?

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evolutary • 7 July 2011 at 10:33 PM

He's that dude in the travel agency he sells travels for rip off prices.

Why do eggs only have happiness but not hunger and yet you're feeding them food?

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juliettbrown • 8 July 2011 at 7:00 PM

Because they already died and they are happy about it, if they are at 0 happiness they come back to life. Duh.

Who created eggcave?

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lilones • 8 July 2011 at 7:05 PM

Me, but don't tell Ian that.



What is a strong room?

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juliettbrown • 8 July 2011 at 7:06 PM

Where people workout.

What is a Nipha?

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crunchyoreo25 • 8 July 2011 at 7:07 PM

It's a distorted form of a ninja

How do you buy travels?

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juliettbrown • 8 July 2011 at 7:24 PM

By going to the airport and asking for a travel,

Can you kill an egg?

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beetana • 8 July 2011 at 8:33 PM

Yes, but only if you lay pieces of asparagus on its shell.

What ocean is ark surrounded by?

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dogguira • 8 July 2011 at 8:55 PM

The Arkrageous Sea

Is Ark inhabited by humans?

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randomkitty17 • 8 July 2011 at 9:03 PM

No, just baboons and eggs that never hatch.

What is the blog, and how doi comment on it?

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candy_girl_1298 • 8 July 2011 at 9:09 PM

you buy paper and a pencil then mail your comments to ian and he will post them on his profile XD

can you tell me how to get an olimpt? its not appearing in the cave XD

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juliettbrown • 8 July 2011 at 9:34 PM

You can't get an olimpt. It's impossible, they all died out.

How do you get a tine?

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jennz32 • 8 July 2011 at 9:49 PM

trade in all your eggs and a tine will pop out of the gray leopard at the adopting/abandoning center.

how big is ark anyways?

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randomkitty17 • 8 July 2011 at 9:51 PM

It's as big as you want it to be....it's all a dream....😈

Who is the alkub at the Adoption Center?

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dogguira • 8 July 2011 at 9:55 PM

His name is Louie he starred in a vampire flick.

Who is in charge of the trade center?

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candy_girl_1298 • 8 July 2011 at 10:02 PM

ian- obviously! he gets to decide which offer to accept for all trades XD

what do levels do?

Deleted • 8 July 2011 at 10:04 PM

tell them to hate balletninja

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