What not to tell a newbie

dragonoob420 • 17 July 2011 at 3:46 PM

UFt stands for Upwards Flying Trains and UFA stands for Under Fried Asparagus.

Why do you have to feed creatures?

graciesummer • 17 July 2011 at 3:51 PM

Because if you dont they will eat you!!!

Where can I get a Calla?

Deleted • 17 July 2011 at 3:55 PM

From the Calla gods.


Why does everyone hate Yeeps?

dragonoob420 • 17 July 2011 at 3:56 PM

Because they have a stupid name.

Whats a Yeep?

Deleted • 17 July 2011 at 3:59 PM

A fluffy toy.


Whats a post count?

lily- • 17 July 2011 at 4:03 PM

Its a count that you have to do on the forums if you want to get a rare egg

How do you go to the cave?

graciesummer • 17 July 2011 at 4:04 PM

The max. number of post-it-notes you can count.

What are levels?What do they do?

Edit:sorry, slow computer.

lily- • 17 July 2011 at 4:08 PM

levels are the never ending floors in the SAR centre and they take you to the highest point in ark

How do you go to the cave?

dragonoob420 • 17 July 2011 at 4:10 PM

You get to the cave by following the Ark river through the Ark forest and. If you hit the ocean, you've gone too far.

What's Tim's?

mich • 17 July 2011 at 4:17 PM

A monster who eats eggs.

What's "The Archives"?

graciesummer • 17 July 2011 at 9:41 PM

The same thing as The Cave, where you get eggs.😋

Why wont my eggs hatch?!?!?!?

Deleted • 18 July 2011 at 12:32 AM

Because you're a bad owner by letting them as your featured. Feature a creature instead.

WHY IS MY KEYBOARD ONLY TYPING CAPITALS ON EGG CAVE!?

taffy789 • 18 July 2011 at 12:35 AM

Because you don't have a mo.


Why can't I post a post?

someone123 • 18 July 2011 at 8:33 AM

Cause you have nothing good to say

What is eggcave?

graciesummer • 19 July 2011 at 4:52 PM

An egg that hasn't been discovered yet.(DUR)

What are #hashgroups?

dragonoob420 • 19 July 2011 at 5:12 PM

they are groups of people who sit in circles and eat hash browns with their creatures. DUH

Whats a strongroom?

whitefall • 19 July 2011 at 5:13 PM

A boot camp you send you eggs to so they'll become strong, and immortal faster. ^^

How do I get CC eggs without a Paypal account.

lizardfeather • 19 July 2011 at 7:42 PM

You give thousands of commons to Ian and then they transform into said egg.

What does 1337 mean?

dragonoob420 • 19 July 2011 at 7:47 PM

1337 is the max number of eggs you can own

Why are Tasmas so awesome?

lizardfeather • 19 July 2011 at 10:13 PM

Because they are so not-awesome that they somehow become awesome in their extreme sense of un-awesomeness causing a breakthrough into awesomeness.

What is an egg?

psycho • 20 July 2011 at 3:49 AM

A type of dish (i.e. ommelettes, scrambled eggs, etc).

How do I get an egg?

graciesummer • 21 July 2011 at 10:42 AM

By getting a Gobbler to lay one.

I have too many males.How can I change one to female?

dragonoob420 • 21 July 2011 at 8:13 PM

....With a rubber band, a scalpel, and LOTS of band-aids and rubbing alcohol.

Whats a Litsdnats?

linpug • 21 July 2011 at 9:31 PM

A type of creature.
What is a bragon?

rosey77 • 21 July 2011 at 9:34 PM

A potion that turns your pet into an Onny.

What should I put in my status?

dragonoob420 • 21 July 2011 at 9:36 PM

a Bragon is a type of movie actor, of the Corey Feldman variety. A child actor that never quite took off the ground once it became an adult.

What's a SAR Center?

mich • 21 July 2011 at 9:39 PM

@rosay, Giving all my eggs to Mich.
@dragonoob, SuperArroganRagons Center

What's ECT?

dragonoob420 • 21 July 2011 at 9:47 PM

ECT-Extra Cold Tasmas

Who's Ian?

graciesummer • 22 July 2011 at 10:47 AM

Ian is a Goldox owned by @joy

Can I stop my eggs from dying?How so?

redstar-fireclan • 22 July 2011 at 10:50 AM

Keep them at 0/100 of happiness.

What's a Star egg?