What not to tell a newbie

in Forum Games

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carnatate • 30 June 2011 at 10:55 PM

in a toilet ๐Ÿ˜ธ



what is a cove ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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relimez • 30 June 2011 at 11:21 PM

A place to keep your stars.

How do I make a new forum?

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crescentfeather • 30 June 2011 at 11:32 PM

You click the right-hand advertisement and press the keys 'I*,%$#?//] in rapid succession, 4 times.

How do you buy Cave Cash?

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twilight_raptor • 30 June 2011 at 11:55 PM

u make them ur self using rocks from the deepest part of the cave.

wat is the town hall?

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crooton1 • 30 June 2011 at 11:58 PM

Where people take people to court for stealing creatures.

What is a cove?

Deleted • 1 July 2011 at 12:00 AM

A place where u can only keep creatures related to the water in or they die.
What is Tim's?

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relimez • 1 July 2011 at 12:10 AM

Tim's is a clothing store. Everyone goes there except for the peasants who can't afford to clothe their pets.

What's going to happen to the Balrogipuwets? :/

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marinalily • 1 July 2011 at 12:38 PM

I don't know.
Who did the art for EggCave?

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violate • 1 July 2011 at 1:08 PM

Initiallly, Leonardo da Vinci was hired to make the artwork, but he complained about his art not being appreciated enough so he quit. They hired Salvador Dali to replace him.

How do I get to the asteroid?

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relimez • 1 July 2011 at 2:07 PM

By going to adoptanasteroid (dot) com and getting one, then transfering it to this site using your super powers.

What does an Essence of Litsdnats do?

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mellyottl • 1 July 2011 at 2:13 PM

[Lets you change your username

Why eggs?]

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marinalily • 1 July 2011 at 2:23 PM

Because angry chickens made the site.
How do I adopt an egg in the Adoption Canter?

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crescentfeather • 1 July 2011 at 2:25 PM

By passing an extremely hard test to prove you are worthy that involves spinach and foam inner tubes.

How do you earn EC?

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marinalily • 1 July 2011 at 2:28 PM

First off, EC is Extraordinary Crinkles. Go to the grocery store & get some, lazy people!
Where do you find the forums?

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redfire77 • 1 July 2011 at 2:35 PM

Where all of the people who say "um" are.

How do you get to your cove?

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marinalily • 1 July 2011 at 2:41 PM

Go to the real estate agent. Use up your money for a useless cave (Not true!! xD)
What are "Holiday Creatures"?

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redfire77 • 1 July 2011 at 2:46 PM

Certain creatures that really get into the Holiday spirit. You make your creature a Holiday Creature by singing "Felice Navidad" repeatedly to it.

What's an LE creature? How do I get one?

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Creatures you get for beig specialโค๏ธ

What is an onny worth?

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redfire77 • 1 July 2011 at 2:52 PM

Any other bunny creature, because they are the same type of creature.

what is cc?

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marinalily • 1 July 2011 at 3:02 PM

(Where's the question? ๐Ÿ˜ธ)

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crescentfeather • 1 July 2011 at 4:47 PM

Um... no question

WHO ARE YOU!?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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violate • 1 July 2011 at 5:00 PM

I am god.

Who made Egg Cave?

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relimez • 1 July 2011 at 5:20 PM

God did. ๐Ÿ˜‹

What's a Ribbet?

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twilight_raptor • 1 July 2011 at 5:33 PM

its a new species of ribon...

why is the asteroid mysterious?

Deleted • 1 July 2011 at 5:33 PM

because creatures ate it

What is The Archives for?

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marinalily • 1 July 2011 at 5:35 PM

Reading.
What is a Flunny?

Deleted • 1 July 2011 at 5:36 PM

To tell you when your eggs will die

Why cant you name two eggs the same name?

Deleted • 1 July 2011 at 5:38 PM

Its a cotton candy bird bunny hybred

Why cant you visit some places on the island?

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crescentfeather • 1 July 2011 at 5:38 PM

Because if so, there would be a terrible war about who is The True Owner of The Name, and Ark would drown. I direct you to The Archives, section SILG89070. It tells the tragic tale of the Name. It doesn't work for Internet Explorer users ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

edit/ ninja'd! >: (

Why do Onnies tilt their heads?

Deleted • 1 July 2011 at 5:39 PM

They have been destroyed by a fire.

Why is there so many eggs?

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