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snowrosehell • 29 May 2012 at 1:40 AM
Okayy... I got this idea from a site that I joined in. It's kinda fun, random and funny when you imagine it to be. xD I decided to put this one on here. And as what the title says, you are to take over the world! 😊But here's the condition, you are only to use the item they provide! What will you do with it? What item will you pass onto the next person destined for the world to control?Here's what you will do...Just post a random item, any item and then you post a few sentences on how you plan on taking over the world using only that item. Then post another item for the next person to use over the poor soul!Example:Person1: SweaterPerson2: I will tell everyone that it's the best sweater in the whole world and will not make you cold when worn it will get tight on you and use it to make people obey me!**Just don't repeat things that were said. 😃I'll start with it.A cellophane! xD
nousernamesleft • 1 June 2012 at 5:28 AM
I will cover the planet with this cellophane and not let any oxygen in until everyone agrees to obey my command. A mobile phone.
lyricgeek • 1 June 2012 at 6:25 AM
I shall call my minion army from this mobile phone and invade the world!Pancake.
cosmicstar101 • 1 June 2012 at 6:00 PM
I shall beat people with it untill i am feared enough to be ruler of the world! Lays Chips... They're good....
hayz • 1 June 2012 at 6:12 PM
I SHALL EAT IT ALL, AND GET FAT, AND CRUSH THE WHOLE WORLD BENEATH MY FAT ROLLS! MUAHAHAHAHA.XDNail clipper, anyone?
cotton • 1 June 2012 at 6:15 PM
@hayz LOLOL fat rolls. XDDI WILL CLIP OFF PEOPLE'S HEADS UNTIL THEY ARE ALL DEAD!A Thanksgiving turkey.
pinkred • 1 June 2012 at 7:38 PM
I shall use the dead turkey to scare all the living ones and tell them they will be like that unless they join my army Then I shall take over the world!A violin.
Deleted • 1 June 2012 at 7:40 PM
I shall play so badly that everyone's ears bleed. Then they beg me to stop. Then, I become PRETZEL OF THE WOOOORRRRLRLLLLLD!A pretzel
darcy_vasquez • 1 June 2012 at 7:42 PM
I won't be eaten by ANYONE anymore!! I'll EAT them!!! I'm going to rule the world and they shall obey me... unless they do it for my smell...Pringles!
cosmicstar101 • 1 June 2012 at 11:29 PM
I shal eat it and get magic rainbow unicorn powers! THEN I SHALL TAKE OVEEEEER!Splashkittyartist! 8D
jubjubloversboy • 1 June 2012 at 11:34 PM
I SHALL MAKE THEM NOM ON EVERYONES HEADS AND THEY WILL AKE THEIR MINDS BY NOMMMINNGGG!!!!!XDKitteh Nomnom! Or Nyan Kat...
snowrosehell • 2 June 2012 at 1:35 AM
I will make the kitteh do the Nyan cat song and annoy every people in the planet 'til I get to rule the world! >😃Uhmmm... a crumpled paper
bunnyshadow • 2 June 2012 at 1:40 AM
I would tell everyone it's actually a page from a Death Note and threaten to kill them until they obey me 😈Eggcave
nousernamesleft • 2 June 2012 at 2:40 AM
I will make everyone sign up to egg cave and make them spend all their money for CC for me. Everyone will starve to death because their whole income is going to me. Eggs.
cheetahlove • 2 June 2012 at 4:51 PM
They will hatch and I will alter them to help me rule the world.Plates
lola622f • 3 June 2012 at 12:36 PM
I shall contaminate all the plates in the world with poison. Then, they'll get poisoned and they'll need to obey me to get the cure. 😈An eraser
oranberry100 • 3 June 2012 at 1:17 PM
With this eraser I shall scare puny citizens by threatening to erase them. Then, and only then, will they bow down to me.A lamp.
kalateevolk • 3 June 2012 at 1:33 PM
I shall never grow frustraighted with this magnifacent new lamp! I can turn it on and off when I want and when it's nighttime and got to read. I'll use it or maybe as a nightlight 😃Oranberries (XD)
musicnlolin247 • 3 June 2012 at 6:45 PM
I shall feed them to all my Pokemon untill they are so healthy they jump out of the game and help me kill everybody, while riding a Charizard!Wedding Ring
cosmicstar101 • 4 June 2012 at 10:40 PM
I shall make everyone in the world marry someone they hate with one ring untill they obey me to let them divorce 8D
spirithawk • 10 June 2012 at 8:41 PM
And the item is.......?
snowrosehell • 11 August 2012 at 3:18 AM
@spirithawk - a ring! xD
candyluver6789 • 15 August 2012 at 12:27 AM
I shall put a tiny ring on everyone in the world's fingers, And the blood will stop going to their finger, AND THEIR FINGER WILL FALL OFF! MWAHAHA! THEN EVERYONE WILL BEG ME TO TAKE IT OFF BEFORE THEIR FINGERS FALL OFF, BUT THEY HAVE TO MAKE ME RULER OF THE WORLD! MWAHAHHA!Glass Cup. 😊
Deleted • 21 August 2012 at 8:14 PM
crack into millions of pieces and crack those pieces over and over agin until most people are dead 788 horsepower car