Destroy a wish! >:D

spiritkoi • 20 February 2014 at 4:44 PM

@takochu Granted, but something ate it WHOLE AND ALIVE!

I wish for another Khione.

takochu • 20 February 2014 at 4:46 PM

@spiritkoi

Granted but all your creatures are given to a noob who lets them die, even the immortal ones. O3O

dv55555 • 20 February 2014 at 4:52 PM

@takochu I don't see a wish... Noobs -facepalms-

I wish for NARNIA

univea • 20 February 2014 at 4:55 PM

@dv55555
Granted. You go to Narnia, only to find it's been taken over by evil robot overlords. They discover the entrance you used and block it, so you can never return. 😸

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

dv55555 • 20 February 2014 at 5:00 PM

@univea OH MY GOD IT'S UNIVEA I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD BUT YOU'RE ALIVE 😃 I'm back ^^

Granted but the world explodes


I wish for haters

takochu • 20 February 2014 at 5:07 PM

@dv55555

Granted but they cut your hand offer with a blunt rock and then pull out your vocal cords.

I wish for more fair trades with endangered species. http://eggcave.com/forums/topic/47773

dv55555 • 20 February 2014 at 9:11 PM

@takochu Granted but then they become normal and not endangered

I wish for another Wholock

plisser9 • 20 February 2014 at 10:40 PM

@dv55555 you get a wholock. then you wake up, realizing that wholocks don't actually exist.

i wish i could transform into any animal i want

dv55555 • 21 February 2014 at 3:55 PM

@plisser9 I'm a Wholock TnT... Actually wait, good point



Granted, but then all the animals die out and you had your mind erase, and your imagination. No animals.


I wish for non-stealable, non-harmful, non cursed, tasty, non-twisted wish loophole, not effected by troll logic, blueberry flavored pie to show up on the table in front of my on a clean plate, with crust, in a safe, non-hostile environment, while not causing any harm or embarrassment to me or anything near me. 😃

luhfmccq • 21 February 2014 at 4:04 PM

@dv55555

Granted. Hope you dont mind its just a photo of a non-stealable, non-harmful, non cursed, tasty, non-twisted wish loophole, not effected by troll logic, blueberry flavored pie to show up on the table in front of you on a clean plate, with crust, in a safe, non-hostile environment, while not causing any harm or embarrassment to you or anything near you. lol sorry i feel bad


I wish I could flyyyy~~

spiritkoi • 21 February 2014 at 4:06 PM

@luhfmccq Granted, but your wings abandoned you in mid-fight.

I wish for more homework. xP

plisser9 • 21 February 2014 at 4:09 PM

@spiritkoi granted, and it fills you house to the brim so you can't get out.

i wish i could become the avatar and have element bending skills

dv55555 • 21 February 2014 at 4:11 PM

@plisser9 Granted, but then by the time you're avatar, everyone just uses science to do the same thing.


I wish for non-stealable, non-harmful, non cursed, tasty, real (made with actual ingredients), non-twisted wish loophole, not effected by troll logic, blueberry flavored pie to show up on the table in front of my on a clean plate, with crust, in a safe, non-hostile environment, while not causing any harm or embarrassment to me or anything near me.

cougar • 21 February 2014 at 4:13 PM

@dv5555 wish granted but someone broke the curse of safe and ate the pie with trolls and Dinosaurs xD

I wish I had a pillow with random patterns that I don't like

plisser9 • 21 February 2014 at 4:23 PM

@cougar granted. however, when you express your dislike of it, someone decides to burn it. inside your house o_o. your house burns down.

i wish i won a gold medal in the olympics

cougar • 21 February 2014 at 4:25 PM

@plisser9 Wish granted but your enemy got jealous and stole it and decided to make your house flood 0_0 .

I wish I had a Time machine XD

dv55555 • 21 February 2014 at 4:29 PM

@cougar Granted, it explodes

I wish for non-stealable, non-harmful, non cursed, tasty, real (made with actual ingredients), non-twisted wish loophole, not effected by troll logic, blueberry flavored pie to show up on the table in front of my on a clean plate, with crust, in a safe, non-hostile environment, while not causing any harm or embarrassment to me or anything near me. With an ultra-spell lock. And only I exist. Only me. Nothing can break it. MY PIE

cougar • 21 February 2014 at 4:33 PM

@dv55555 Wish granted, Your spell wasn't working then so it disappeared xD

I wish for a pen for drawing on people's faces xD

plisser9 • 21 February 2014 at 4:35 PM

@cougar granted. hope you don't mind if it weighs a ton (literally) and has no ink in it.

i wish i was an elf

dv55555 • 21 February 2014 at 4:36 PM

@cougar Granted, It ran out of ink and backfired the last of the stuck ink onto your beautiful face, making it devastatingly hideous.



I wish for more wishes ( This on XD )

plisser9 • 21 February 2014 at 4:37 PM

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cougar • 21 February 2014 at 4:39 PM

@dv55555 Wish granted, but the wishes were cursed and here is what the genie told you...

You are my servant now.. Bow down to me 😈

I wish that dogs disappeared XD

dv55555 • 21 February 2014 at 4:44 PM

@cougar Granted, but they were replaced with something worse... A SINGLE GIANT EVERYTHING CONSUMING DOG


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(The above message was created using multiple head bangs, do not try this is you are:
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Weak of heart or stomach
Under the age of 13
Easily bruised
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plisser9 • 21 February 2014 at 5:16 PM

@dv55555 granted. the letters come to life, and they're not friendly ^^'

i wish i was immortal

takochu • 21 February 2014 at 7:45 PM

@plisser9

Granted, but you outlive everyone and you are lost in void.

I wish I could have every endangered creature on egg cave and make them immortal.

veroncio • 24 February 2014 at 9:57 PM

@takochu granted! but you are not inmortal and you die before it hatches

I wish I could eat all the pizza in the world and not get fat!

dv55555 • 24 February 2014 at 10:02 PM

@veroncio Granted, but the secret of making pizza was lost eons ago, and there are no pizzas


I wish for 42

veroncio • 24 February 2014 at 10:07 PM

@dv55555 (I don't know if 42 means anything more than a number...)

Granted! but my grandma takes it as a candle for her bday cake bcs she wants to be young and you become old

I wish for a pickle fish

dv55555 • 24 February 2014 at 10:17 PM

@veroncio Read adam douglas. Now


Fine, but then, the world becomes flooded and briny. Yummy, Veroncio-pickle


I wish for chibination

takochu • 2 March 2014 at 11:48 AM

@dv55555
Granted but the chibis worship the divine chibithulu and decide to sacrifice you to him.

I wish I had an axolotl that is immortal, is completely harmless, non-stealable, not hostile, clean, sterilized, unbreakable non-loophole safe curse like the sterilized, harmless, baby-proofed room its in.