Destroy a wish! >:D

sarahzafirah • 2 February 2014 at 9:52 PM

Granted - the oatmeal cookies are good TO YOU (like nice and all) but still taste horrible.

I wish I was an awesome rainbow unicorn who lives in heaven and gives rides to all the angels.

magenta • 2 February 2014 at 10:45 PM

@Sarahzafirah

Granted , but you lose all your awesomeness and sink down to hell below to give rides to Devils .



I wish that there really is a Pink fluffy unicorn that is dancing on rainbows .

ilovedoctorwho • 2 February 2014 at 11:01 PM

Granted, but it turns evil and rips you apart with its sharp fangs >😊

I wish I could be in an episode of Supernatural. ❤️

sarahzafirah • 2 February 2014 at 11:09 PM

Granted, but the actors treat you badly.

I wish my tablet was cooler.

nenielsen • 2 February 2014 at 11:19 PM

@sarahzafirah granted, but the screen cracks and shards of glass get lodged in your eye. Lol, sorry! xD

I wish I had a pet ostrich. 😋

mastergemma • 3 February 2014 at 12:28 AM

@nenielsen
Granted but because an ostrich is still a wild animal it runs away

I wish that there would be no bad singers in the world

nenielsen • 3 February 2014 at 12:30 AM

@mastergemma WRONG ostriches have been domesticated!

Granted, but everyone would go bankrupt from itunes purchases!

I wish that I had a boyfriend to move my sheep/cows hay for me. xD

sarahzafirah • 3 February 2014 at 1:46 AM

@nenielsen Granted, but he dumps you soon after. :c

I wish that I had an immortal Guinstar.

aedia • 3 February 2014 at 1:52 AM

@sarahzafirah Granted, but you lose all of the rest of your other creatures in the process! 😋

I wish that I could learn 20 new languages fluently with ease! xD

momokie • 3 February 2014 at 1:53 AM

@sarahzafirah

Granted, but it turns out to be a glitch and dies.

I wish that I could have a Tine 😱

sarahzafirah • 3 February 2014 at 1:53 AM

@aedia Granted, but you start to lose knowledge of English and nobody can converse with you! 😱

I wish I still had my Greem.

ilovedoctorwho • 3 February 2014 at 2:27 AM

@sarahzafirah Granted, but your Greem dies in a matter of days and it's lost again!

I wish I had a social life...

cougar • 3 February 2014 at 2:29 AM

@sarahzafirah

Granted, but it ate you 😈 😋

I wish that my cat could fly !

aedia • 3 February 2014 at 2:33 AM

@cougar granted, but then flies away and never returns! 😋

I wish that I could learn better studying habits for school. xD

cougar • 3 February 2014 at 2:40 AM

@aedia

Wish granted, but then you turned into a nerd and ruined your own reputation

I wish for MORE WISHES !!!!!!

ilovedoctorwho • 3 February 2014 at 2:45 AM

@cougar
Granted, but then the wishes were taken away by a llama 😸
#llama

Like I said in the post nobody answered, I wish I had a social life.

aedia • 3 February 2014 at 2:59 AM

@ilovedoctorwho Granted, but then your life becomes so social that you never have time for yourself anymore D:

I wish that I had a big box of cookies right now! 😸

ilovedoctorwho • 3 February 2014 at 3:01 AM

@aedia
Granted, but they're mutated and eat you instead!

I wish my the I had a life-sized TARDIS replica.


#llama

mastergemma • 14 February 2014 at 7:00 AM

@ilovedoctorwho
During the manufacture of TARDIS the creators used a really heavy metal and it crumbled under its own weight

I wish i could control time

takochu • 19 February 2014 at 10:29 PM

@mastergemma Granted, but you age 45X more quickly.

I wish axolotls were legal in California.

dv55555 • 19 February 2014 at 10:33 PM

@takochu Granted, but a viral disease kills all of them

I wish for

takochu • 19 February 2014 at 10:34 PM

@dv55555 What is your wish?

dv55555 • 20 February 2014 at 6:43 AM

@takochu That's the point


I wish for

takochu • 20 February 2014 at 11:15 AM

@dv55555 I don't understand.

dv55555 • 20 February 2014 at 4:12 PM

@takochu It's a trick. I see that this forum has gone too long without me, the god of wishing loopholes -sighs- Just grant the wish


I wish for

takochu • 20 February 2014 at 4:21 PM

@dv55555 Granted but you destroy the fabric of time.

I wish for 1 million axolotls!

dv55555 • 20 February 2014 at 4:26 PM

@takochu Thank you 😃

Anyways

They turn out to be salamanders with frills attached to them! SCAMMED


I wish for a donut, on terms of bagels, with acquaintance with sausage.

takochu • 20 February 2014 at 4:28 PM

@dv55555

Granted but you die after breathing

I wish my CC debts were cleared!

dv55555 • 20 February 2014 at 4:35 PM

@takochu Granted, but then you get in debt again for even more >:^{D

(Trademarked mustache emoticon belonging to @Dv55555)


I wish for Nurple nijg Jo of the Shai-hulud carnert der pish nee

takochu • 20 February 2014 at 4:37 PM

@dv55555

Granted but it does not compute and your paretrosite decides to eat you.

I wish I had a harmless, giant adorable pet lleec. (Did I mention that it is harmless)