Gifting!

trish • 14 July 2011 at 5:37 PM

@princeling His lines are awesome. XD

pipkitten • 14 July 2011 at 5:38 PM

I've got a flover to gift... Anyone?

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 5:38 PM

@trish
I know right?! xD

"The bean counters literally told me we could not afford to buy 7 dollars worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."
xD Insane.

trish • 14 July 2011 at 5:41 PM

@princeling

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DA*N LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson, We're Done here 😉

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 5:43 PM

@trish
WE WILL SPAM THIS GIFTING BOARD WITH CAVE JOHNSON QUOTES!

"Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"

trish • 14 July 2011 at 5:49 PM

@princeling

"Just a heads up, we're gonna have a super conductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test, I'll be honest with you, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do, probably nothing! Best case scenario, you might get some super powers. Worst case scenario, you might get some tumors, which we'll cut out."

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 5:51 PM

@trish
|D

"If you need to go the bathroom in this next series of tests, please let test associates know. Because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen."

trish • 14 July 2011 at 5:52 PM

@princeling We're not JUST spamming, we're spamming & bumping this board. 8DD

"Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business."

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 5:54 PM

Yeah, it is spamming. >.<

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 5:54 PM

@trish
Spamming and bumping this board WITH CAVE JOHNSON QUOTES!

"All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test - that's asbestos."

syndrome • 14 July 2011 at 5:54 PM

I would really like to be gifted one of the new CS eggs 😃

trish • 14 July 2011 at 5:56 PM

@princeling SPAMMING & BUMPING FTW! WITH CAVE JOHNSON! WE ARE NOT DONE HERE! XD

"They say science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here! At Aperture we do all our science from scratch. No hand-holding."

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 5:57 PM

@Trish
@Princeling

A simple 'bump' would be good. >.<

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 5:57 PM

@pirateseaz
If I had a spare, I'd give it to you. D:

trish • 14 July 2011 at 5:57 PM

What fun would that be? BWAHAHAHAHAH.

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 5:58 PM

My wishlist is Gobbler
Onny
Pareteorsite
Unhatched,1st or 2nd stage tine
Storticai
Squerth
Snolo
Doovoo
Mummar
Treelar
Swornt
Raicorn
Shamrue
Clous
Macbot
Luvlei
Pixgog
Arnmnae
Tenalp
Guinstar
Berr
Shaibun
Foo
Mo
Rhine
Balrog
Valgrun
Blu
Sheap
Ribbert
Turtux
Effa
Roo
Florn
Ecorth

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 5:58 PM

@crooton1
It would just be a short word though!

@trish
LOLOLOLOLOL of course not! 😃
Wait, another. xD

"Just a heads up: that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronic activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious, visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."

trish • 14 July 2011 at 5:58 PM

^Oh FUDGE. You better start gifting or not get gifted. 😱


@princeling

"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 5:58 PM

-_-

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:01 PM

my wishlist is a
olimpt
Tine
clous
Florn
😊

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:01 PM

❤️

"Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt..."

trish • 14 July 2011 at 6:01 PM

If you're allergic to peanuts, you may want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen they're going to have to invent a new kind of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there.

creaturlord • 14 July 2011 at 6:02 PM

my wishlist is everything i dont have[ its on my profile ] contact me if you have anything from it and would be willing to trade.

syndrome • 14 July 2011 at 6:03 PM

😃 Hello everyone

jazzyleia • 14 July 2011 at 6:06 PM

I have a few trades up! Offer away...person picked randomly

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:08 PM

@trish
GOTTA EAT. Be right back!
[skips off to eat some moon rocks]

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:14 PM

@kitty19cat

The point is to GIFT people
Not GET eggs..

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:17 PM

@jazzyleia where r the trades?

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:22 PM

@victoria_the_wolf
I second this. Exactly.

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 6:23 PM

@Princeling
@Victoria_The_wolf

I third this.