Gifting!

trish • 14 July 2011 at 6:23 PM

@princeling

Now you might be asking yourself, "Cave, just how difficult are these tests?", "What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed?", "Am I in danger?". Let me answer those questions with a question: who wants to make $60? Cash. You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the wating room, which is a [yeep] sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you. For many of you, I realized $60 is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on, I don't know - Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt?




BUMP, LAWLZ.

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:23 PM

@crooton1
I second this twice which makes it fourth.

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 6:24 PM

@Trish

Take this to PM! STOP IT.

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:24 PM

@trish
BEARD DIRT! xDD

"I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place. That eager voice you heard is the lovely Caroline, my assistant. Rest assured she has transfered your honorarium to the charitable organisation of your choice. Isn't that right Caroline? She's the backbone of this facility, pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married - to science!"





Oh whoops.

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 6:25 PM

AAUGGGGHHHHHHHH.

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:26 PM

@crooton1
ROOOOAAARRRR. |D

trish • 14 July 2011 at 6:26 PM

^ nICE BUMP.

nkiay • 14 July 2011 at 6:29 PM

@princeling

Moon rocks are pure poison you know. 😉

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:30 PM

@nkiay
Hmm. It's okay, bean counters told me I shouldn't eat them. I've been warned.



DID IT ANYWAY. Moon rocks are delicious!

trish • 14 July 2011 at 6:32 PM

@princeling @nkiay $7 worth of moon rocks. 8DD

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 6:34 PM

GET BACK TO GIFTING! PLEASE. YOU ARE SPAMMING! >.<

violate • 14 July 2011 at 6:34 PM

I googled this 'Cave Johnson' person... No comment... :|

trish • 14 July 2011 at 6:36 PM

Gifting isn't the only thing. It also brings greedy people. ^.^ If you were in the Old EggCave, talking would be a huge example.

nkiay • 14 July 2011 at 6:36 PM

@crooton1

You want another chocob?

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:37 PM

@izzy
?

crooton1 • 14 July 2011 at 6:38 PM

@Nkiay

I'd love one! 😊

violate • 14 July 2011 at 6:39 PM

@princeling, I saw you guys randomly posting his quotes or something so I got curious and googled him. I don't really know what to think. xP

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:40 PM

@izzy
Oh! xD
He's a funny guy... who...
I don't know what to tell you. xD

trish • 14 July 2011 at 6:41 PM

@izzy *whispers* He's awesome. Cave Johnson, We're Done Here. 😉

violate • 14 July 2011 at 6:43 PM

@princeling @trish, okay then... *backs away slowly- xP

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 6:47 PM

@izzy
Hahaha, yeah. 😋

north • 14 July 2011 at 7:01 PM

@crooton1
Lot #20572

trish • 14 July 2011 at 7:09 PM

@princeling Cave Johnson, are we done here? ^.^



BUMP. ;P

nenielsen • 14 July 2011 at 7:09 PM

Here's my wishlist:

[ ] Olimpt
[ ] GOBBLER!!!
[ ] Onny
[ ] Doovoo
[ ] Haldrag
[ ] Hallowolf
[ ] Arnmnae
[X] Guinstar (smiles)
[ ] Goldox
[ ] Female second-stage Flor
[ ] Mummar
[ ] Mo
[ ] Sheap
[ ] Valgrun
[ ] Leyma
[ ] Treelar
[ ] Tine
[X] Spritemice(missededcritters)
[ ] Ribbet
[ ] Effa
[ ] Turtux
[X] Brohu(maydeeoliver)

And Many more unchagas and frogikes!!!!

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 7:11 PM

I'm really annoyed at the people who just post their wishlist and ask for eggs.

@creaturelor

No. You haven't gifted or anything so no.

@miomar

Sure!

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 7:13 PM

@trish
Nope! xD Bump!

@chloekins
Me too, right? /:
It's like... selfish. Dx

trish • 14 July 2011 at 7:18 PM

@princeling

The point is, if we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So, I have the engineers figuring that one out now. Brain mapping, artificial intelligence, we should have been working on it 30 years ago. I will say this, and I'm gonna say it on tape so everyone hears it 100 times a day: if I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue, she'll say she can't - she's modest like that. But you make her! Hell, put her in my computer, I don't care.

BUMP ^.^

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 7:18 PM

@trish
D8
Poor Caroline.
I wrote a whole fanfic about my thoughts on how she was stuffed into the computer. |D

trish • 14 July 2011 at 7:21 PM

@princeling Share! XD

Deleted • 14 July 2011 at 7:21 PM

@pachi89
Thanks again for Severus. ^^
Here you are;

Lot #20574



@trish
Lol, you want me to give you the link? xD