CONTEST! MOST CONFUSING ANSWER WINS!

ladybugheart • 28 August 2012 at 3:50 PM

@takatheeducatedkid

Yep. xD

bunnyshadow • 28 August 2012 at 3:50 PM

@iceyfira

LOKI IS A HOTTIE.

HE IS NOT EVIL.

THE AVENGERS ARE EVAL

ladybugheart • 28 August 2012 at 3:52 PM

My answer:

No.

x3

Things are more confusing when left unexplained, don't you agree?

//shot//

Okay, maybe not always. xD

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 3:52 PM

@bunnyshadow
HE TRIED TO DESTROY LE EARTH

Earth: I HAVE SO MANY FREAKING CRATERS NOW!

daffyduck3500 • 28 August 2012 at 3:58 PM

@iceyfira, Well first you chop open a coconut with an axe blade made of banana peels. Inside the coconut, there shall be a screaming chinchilla stirring a pot of chicken noodle soup. Ask the chinchilla if he has buttered his face with a squirrel recently. The monkey should tell you to go to the cave of doom, where the rainbow unipegs live. But if he tells you to go to the bridge of eternity, do not go!!!! This is a test to see how tickilish you are, and you may come out with an alligator stuck to your sweater with maple syrup. Go into the cave of doom instead. When you get there, ask Margotz, the alpha of the rainbow unipegs, if he rode through the coral reefs on a giraffe. this is code. He will tell you to see the prophet, Feng Shui. He lives in a test tube in the local middle school's science lab. Give him shoes made of orange peels, and tell him to scrub the sun with starfruit. If he says to lend the raccoon your forklift, no. But, if he says to beat a rhino with an oak leaf, yes.

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 4:05 PM

@daffyduck3500
YOU ARE WINNING

@takatheeducatedkid
@pjbuzzy

takaedakumi • 28 August 2012 at 4:18 PM

@iceyfira

If none of the answers to the given question are right for you, it's likely the fire alarm went off falsely and ticked you off, thus causing you to travel to Zimbabwe and pick up a cheese doodle. The TV will say that Bob Dillon purchases buffalo from Jacky B Mason the coolio cowboy on a daily basis and you'll realize you should be writing a fake autobiography to give to the president. You picked up a rainbow marker but go to your backyard and color a cow. The cow will be so overjoyed that he gives you a ride to Mushroom Land. When you arrive, you'll notice the cow got mixed up and sent you to Margarine Land. And you'll instantly begin crying for dear mercy as you didn't even travel to a place with real butter. Sadly you'll give up waiting for Nyan Cat's arrival and hitch a ride with a polka-dot phoenix. It will take you home and you'll eat Jell-O. Suddenly you'll be dragged into a deep hole that appeared in your floor and be greeted by a demonic garden gnome wearing a pink frilly apron. The gnome will tell you that your hat is too big and throw you too a giant gorilla's house. The gentlemanly gorilla will offer you raspberry tea and crumpets. After almost eagerly accepting, you'll realize you haven't attended your prank-mail party so you'll go home and sleep. When you wake up you'll realize that the answer to @icyfira's question was more simple than you'd imagined.

Because the answer was just so unimaginably, maybe.

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 4:24 PM

~Jawdrop~ @takatheeducatedkid

YOUR IN LE LEAD

kelch1000 • 28 August 2012 at 4:32 PM

@iceyfira If you want a Rottweiler that bad, all you have to go is go to your grandma's house, and bake cookies for Lucille. Then go to the Science fair, and give the guy with the bow tie a memory scanner. Then find a guy in a bowler hat, and when you see him yell, "BOWLER HAT GUY!!!" Then go to the ASPCA and, sure enough, there will be your Rottweiler puppy waiting for you in the zebra-striped cage. 😊

daffyduck3500 • 28 August 2012 at 4:37 PM

@iceyfira, If you swallow a worm with a papercut on his invisible kneecap, you will most likely be hit with a fuzzy baseball frog on christmas, but you will be asked to solve a math problem on the moon first. The answer is: I sneeze purple strawberries. If you get the answer right, the king of [yeep] squirrels will slap you with a hairbrush on tuesday morning while you brush your teeth. The toothbrush will fall into a magical cave, and when you crawl to get it, a paper mache kitten head will lead you to a Walmart deli. There, you will tell the lead monkey that you want to scubadive in the provalone cheese. He will open a magical portal to The king's bar mitzvah, where you will see a Minotaur drinking punch by a ham fountain. If he leaps out the window screaming "RANCHO CUCAMUNGA!!!!!!!", you will be dead my labor day of 2068. If so, on the day of your death, write a poem and dedicate it to the eardrum elf. He will save your life. He will ask you a favor in return. If he asks you to clean the horses of of his new jacket made of cottonballs, launch yourself off of Mt. Everest wearing a dress made of plastic bottles. If you live,no. If you don't, the job is already done, and the donkey will do the polka at sundown.

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 4:39 PM

@kelch1000 @daffyduck3500
ANSWER THE QUESTION ON FIRST POST

daffyduck3500 • 28 August 2012 at 4:40 PM

@iceyfira, i did. at the end

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 4:42 PM

@daffyduck3500

Oops! Im a speed reader!

daffyduck3500 • 28 August 2012 at 4:43 PM

@iceyfira, me too! once i missed a whole paragraph when i read The red pyramid. when does this end?

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 4:45 PM

@daffyduck3500
On september 5th or when the topic dies.

daffyduck3500 • 28 August 2012 at 4:46 PM

@iceyfira, THE 5TH????? That long???? Why???

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 4:47 PM

@daffyduck3500

ITS ABOUT A WEEK

pjbuzzy • 28 August 2012 at 4:54 PM

To win the game, you have to eat the pedal off of the Rose of Bethlehem and dive into the ocea blue to grab a rock. A small rock. A small purple rock. The answers to your questions will be revealed as you take a whiff of the sunshine melon. But wait, I said that wrong. For get the rock and instead add a very angry sign languaging hippopatomous with acme. Then find a toenail clipper and shave a cow. A piano man will show you the way. But wait, my avacado is taking a shower, so you will have to use the back door, and then make banana eyelash lip gloss in the rainbow dish and dump it down the sink because the lantern is blue. When you do s, the chicken will poo. Then a blabbermouth will jump through the window and you will be in Brazil. But then you will be in Canada and a dove will drop a brick on your head. You will wake up in a hole will a very angry alarm clock. Then, the cheese points south. Old MacDonald will eat you and you will be in La la land. Yo will go to school in a jackolanterns dream and learn how to become a doctor. You will then move to Sweden, change your name Sid, and find a blade of grass to call your own.

daffyduck3500 • 28 August 2012 at 4:55 PM

@Iceyfira,that's really long. maybe i should quit this...

bunnyshadow • 28 August 2012 at 9:33 PM

@iceyfira So? C:

hay7199 • 28 August 2012 at 9:38 PM

Welll.... Yes actually, and to do that you need a fork, a dirty plastic spoon. A big book, a fat cat. A bowl of milk. A dog and a fly, oh! And I cup of tea with a marshmellow! First you need to stab your hand with a fork and drink the milk with a spoon, Then read the big book... Then you'd just bore yourself to death and die. The other stuff is whats going to make your tombstone! 😃

iceyfira • 28 August 2012 at 9:43 PM

@bunnyshadow

Look at this:

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/033/0/e/loki_and_thor_by_dreamuru-d4ofb10.jpg

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22500000/Loki-the-King-loki-thor-2011-22544318-427-480.jpg

takaedakumi • 29 August 2012 at 9:59 AM

@iceyfira Question, am I still in the lead?

karamel • 29 August 2012 at 1:47 PM

@iceyfira To know if you've done evil or not, eat 247813 bottles and stick the lids in your slippers. BUT you should've eaten the lids in the first place, since you must regurgitate them by eating a jelly-covered rubber band which comes from Nyan cat's stomach. To find Nyan cat, you check the time. It must be 43274812764214 nano-seconds, 746 seconds, 77 minutes past 7AM. Unfortunately this is impossible in the real world so you must go to Ian and dive into his fluorescent, rainbow hair - but you need to cover his fluorescent, rainbow hair with the plastic which is used to cover computer wires. Once you have dived into his fluorescent, rainbow hair, you must count all the hairs that surround you. If there's 471894 hairs, go to Tissue Box land, which can be found on the 471893rd hair. If there's 5718963 hairs, go to the factory where they make mouldy rice (which is unveiled when you've crawled on top of all hairs, then lick the last one with any toe). Whichever one you go to, you'll be greeted by a mouse mat who'll say "meep" (if you've done evil), or say "cheee" forever (if you haven't). So forget regurgitating the lids.

Then pick up a jelly knife (bought from the Oven Glove of Doom for 478 rotten mugs that can be traded for 5783 plastic bags from the Rainbow Charger. Plastic bags are caught in Ian's fluorescent, rainbow hair). Cut your arm with the jelly knife. If rainbows come out of the wound, yes; if you're destroyed, no.

Either way you are dead.

rosaline_kaye • 29 August 2012 at 2:00 PM

@iceyfira

To solve that question, go to the raccoon that speaks Spanish and Pig Latin that lives in the clouds of Heaven. If she asks you to swallow 30 bottles of steroids and eat the sun, do it. Then she'll ask you to find the shoes made of keyboard letters, but you'll have to cut open your stomach and grab Nyan Cat by the lips. After biting a brick, you must eat a taco made of human skin and giraffe teeth. Then find a sensei named Dusty Pink Dragon, he lives in a ditch in Olympia. When you find the legendary Dust Pink Dragon pokemon, dive into Soup World, and go geocaching in Antarctica. Find a fat cat who poops lettuce leaves, and make a lettuce bazooka.

After eating a pig, go break a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy. Write a book about Liam Payne and his nipples, and then eat the book after publishing it. Then go find an anteater who is allergic to ants. Make it find Wolverine the hero. Make him slice open your neck. If Edward Khil sings the "Trololol" song, yes. If you die, no.

But you are dead either way.

p3flteng • 29 August 2012 at 2:38 PM

Technically yes.
BUT if you want to fix your evil-doings so you are not an evil-doer, and so you won't have to die, then find a purple penguin and put it in with the cake. After an hour if you take it out and it's not maroon, and EXACTLY maroon, shoot yourself now, because the penguin doesn't like you and neither will the marshmallows. Okay next, take a bubble from the Harry Styles bubble gum collection of singing toothbrushes, and put it under a whale. Wait for the whale to pop and retrieve your bubble, because the whale probably pee'd on it. Wait that's gross, put the bubble down. Go buy purple gloves and come back. Now pick up the bubble, which by this point should have turned into a whole-grain taco. If it is multi-grain, feed it to the gingerbread man and he will turn into a rainbow. Climb the rainbow and when you are directly over the waterfall, pinch the fairy floating next to you. She will become love-struck and push you off.
Bump so can continue pwease

dada_dragon • 29 August 2012 at 3:53 PM

@iceyfira
Welllllllll...

if X=the amount of evil you have done (on a scale of 1-100), the formula to determine this would be:

(X) times your age, divided by the approximate amount of evil of the current evil champion of the world (about 97), then subtract the amount of good you have done (again, on a scale of 1-100) after you have multiplied this by your age and divided by the amount of good of the current defender of all things good (a shocking 100!).
multiply this by -10.

If you have a positive number, you're probably okay and can go on destroying evil.

If you have a negative number, go volunteer at an animal shelter or something and update your formula. Continue this until you have achieved a positive number. There's no need to destroy yourself. You too can make the world a better place!!!

geefriend45 • 1 September 2012 at 7:32 PM

Well, if you think about it, destroying evildoers and their evil-doings would benefit the world, outweighing all the evil-doings of your own. But, that only happens in an ideal universe. Which, unfortunately, we happen to not live in.
So, if you could figure out a way to destroy all evil-doers, you'd be planning to destroy yourself. That's not a good idea, because it would disable you from destroying any future evildoers. So, the easy way out would be to leave all evildoers alone.
But this is also a problem. By doing nothing to help our dysfunctional society, you yourself are committing an evil-doing. As the point is to get rid of evil-doings, you are in quite a predicament.
There is another problem with your plan. All the evildoers of the present may be destroyed, but trying to destroy evil-doings of the past could mess up history. You could be destroying the whole universe, because there needs to be some semblance of a good-evil balance.
Therefore, you should just not destroy evildoers. You could end up destroying good along with it, as well as yourself, your world, and everyone and everything around you.

Hooray! I actually didn't go off topic like some people, and still provided a semi-confuzzling answer!

Deleted • 16 September 2012 at 6:01 PM

@iceyfira true if you really want to destroy yourself i will sadly tell how to do it.

Give your dog a huge steak and after five seconds tear it away from them and throw it out. Then bring the grbage out front and call the garbage truck to come pick it up. This will cause you dog to bite off a limb of yours to replace the steak. Then grab an axe and cut off your other leg. Walk outside on your hands to where they are cutting down a tree. As the tree falls down stand in it's path. This will crush you and kill you. Goodbye @iceyfira .*tears*

iceyfira • 16 September 2012 at 6:09 PM

@pjbuzzy wins!

Sorry @lynncrow @takatheeducatedkid
@spirithawk @linpug @ladybugheart @barbyka @bunnyshadow @izzfred @geefriends45 @dada_dragon @p3flteng @rosaline_kaye @karamel @hay7199 @kelch100

SORRY! XD I WAS VERY ENTERTAINED THOUGH! 😸