( homestuck ) Sgrub RP!!!! :o)

harrypotter7y • 6 November 2013 at 8:46 PM

Hi guys, first of all, to keep things simple, ONLY JOIN THIS RP IF YOU READ HOMESTUCK! Homestuck has alot of weird timey-whimmy stuff. Its hard to comprehend if youre new. Thanks.

You are an alternian troll, living a normal life. Suddenly one of your internet chums stumbles across The Game. You need to prototype your sprite, and get in the game!

Name: Coniea Philan
Quirk: i=1 any form of two=2
Looks: Burgundy coat, two hook horns, long black hair.
Bood: Burgundy
Strife: Double axe
Past: durrrrrrr.
lucus: giant worm thing, with no eyes and a biiiig mouth.
trollian: twistedMercenary
Quadrants: none. Then again, who would want to be in a quadrent with her?
Other: She has a shot temper, is very narcissistic, and clever but sometimes misses the point. Also, loves using long words. Mostly to bother her friends.

Rules!

Please,please,PLEASE! Follow the canon 6 letter name rule and colors!
Dont make your troll too much like the actual homestuck trolls.

ONLY 12 PEOPLE ALLOWED IN THIS RP!

wave3girl • 7 November 2013 at 9:19 PM

Name: Beizoo
Quirks: No spaces in sentences, and capitalizes all the words.
Looks: bobbed black hair, green belt and headband, tends to shake when excited
Blood: jade green
Strife: serrated tweezers
Past: Her luccus is a hummingbird.
Other:She is very happy and unusually bubbly.

oranberry100 • 10 November 2013 at 10:06 PM

@harrypotter7y hnf

Name: Kanjin Daylet
Quirk: All caps, replaces 'B's with '6's.
Looks- Vibrant pink party shades with slits, short hair with bangs, a bit of teal dye in the front of her hair. Wears a hoodie accompanied with headphones.
Blood-Teal
Strife- Laser
Past- Her lusus is a snake, (???)
Other- Kanjin constantly wears headphones and listens to loud, blaring music. She has adapted, and has learned to read lips because of this. She's very cool with a lot of things, and loves to fight. She has a good moral sense of things, but occasionally doesn't take things too seriously.

(Should i bring jokrie in if no one comes .w.)

random pings
@dreamer
@newlife
@blueclaw
@inkstep
@karkat_vantas

newlife • 10 November 2013 at 10:12 PM

@oranberry100
Thanks for the invite, but I can't. I haven't read Homestuck yet, and I think my friends already spoiled everything for me o-o [As one is caught up with everything]
I may join later.

oranberry100 • 10 November 2013 at 10:14 PM

@newlife UnU Im deeply sorry that your friends have spoiled it for ya, dude. uwu thanks for responding though, and you're completely free to join later ^^

harrypotter7y • 10 November 2013 at 10:25 PM

Order in the court!!!! @tindigo will join!

@oranberry

tindigo • 10 November 2013 at 10:33 PM

Name: Valric Mailow
Quirks: Double punctuation
Blood: Brown
Strife: Fighting Stick
Looks: Short hair; long, awkward horns; blue overalls
Past: Lucus is a big old lion thing.
Personality: Bipolar and defensive, and enjoys FLARPing/ detective
work. She is extremely irritable, but cautious around the other trolls.
Quadrants: None

@oranberry100
@harrypotter7y
@wave3girl

oranberry100 • 10 November 2013 at 10:43 PM

shall we begin @tindigo @newlife


@harrypotter7y excuse yOU my username is not just 'oranberry'

harrypotter7y • 10 November 2013 at 10:45 PM

whale sorrrrry!

@oranberry100

100 jeeze. XD

oranberry100 • 10 November 2013 at 10:47 PM

@harrypotter7y it's cool dude it's just a joke.

..you must begin

harrypotter7y • 11 November 2013 at 2:39 PM

Coniea threw herself against her recupracoon. It made a sick little blurrrrrp sound and oozed slime. She lay there for a few seconds. Coniea threw a glance at her husktop, sitting only few feet away. Fifteen new messages. She sighed and slowly stagged to the table." 1nferior maggots. 1f 1t wasnt for my superior equanimity these 1mbeciles would be dead already. Not that they yet know of my 1nsidious manner."
She turned on the husktop only to be blinded by the dull glow emulating from the screen. "Agh. 1 dont have time for this litany!" she exclaimed, scrolling down, scanning the latest messages.

@oranberry100
@tindigo

Im gonna edit some of my profile.

tindigo • 11 November 2013 at 3:06 PM

The computer bleeped and said in monotone, NEW MESSAGE.
It was from Valric.

fullAstronomer started trolling twistedMercenary at 1:57
FA: Oi
FA: Ice--Cream--Coniea
FA: I''m bored
FA: Talk
FA: BLUH.. I''m scrolling through Nic Cage photos...... ha..

fullAstronomer disconnected.

In truth, you (Valric) were actually not bored at all. You were downloading a version of Sgrub Delta, an epic action adventure game. At least, that's what you think it is. But all that matters is if you win. Winning meant eternal GLORY and some pretty awesome winnings.

You were going to tell Coniea this, but chickened out. You have no idea about how she'd react to this, being villainous and a bit insane. Better safe than sorry.

@harrypotter7y
@wave3girl
@oranberry100

((Should I add Finean?))

harrypotter7y • 11 November 2013 at 5:30 PM

"What does Valric want? Yeesh." Coniea said out loud. "1 honestly don't get that girl. Get her drunk ONE time and she hates you for life. Oh." Looks like Valric disconnected. About time. Coniea lifted the computer, thought better of it, and pulled out a small piece of machinery. It belonged to her ancestor. Apparently she "alchemized" it. Coniea inserted it in her ear and with a flourish clicked the small button that turned it on. Instantly Valric's conversations flooded in front of her vision.

fullAstronomer started trolling twistedMercenary at 1:57
FA: Oi
FA: Ice--Cream--Coniea
FA: I''m bored
FA: Talk
FA: BLUH.. I''m scrolling through Nic Cage photos...... ha..

fullAstronomer disconnected.

twistedMercenary started trolling fullAstronomer at 3: 30

TM: Gone already Mailow?
TM: Good riddance.....
TM: What was 1t you wanted from me? >: (

@tindigo

tindigo • 11 November 2013 at 5:51 PM

You see your computer flash, indicating a message.
fullAstronomer connected

FA: "Good riddance"?
FA:Maybe I really shouldn't tell you about the game.
FA: >: (

@harrypotter7y

harrypotter7y • 11 November 2013 at 5:56 PM

TM: Game?
TM: What 1s this game you speak of?

tindigo • 11 November 2013 at 5:57 PM

FA: Say you're sorry.

harrypotter7y • 11 November 2013 at 6:03 PM

TM: 1 will never apologize 2 a philistine like you!!!

Coniea sucked in her breath and almost walked away but stopped when she realized she was still wearing the ear piece.

tindigo • 11 November 2013 at 6:16 PM

FA: Fine. Call me a philistine. Sigh all you want.
FA: I guess you'll never experience the eternal glory of winning the Game.
FA: Of course you wouldn't have won anyway.

harrypotter7y • 11 November 2013 at 6:25 PM

TM: Of course you'll need my help winning the game.
TM: You shall need a scintillating person on your team.
TM: me.
TM: Without me you'll lose, or does eternal glory mean nothing 2 you?

Coniea grinned and stood up, brushing herself off.

oranberry100 • 11 November 2013 at 9:10 PM

(W00t!!! This is my 1,000 post!! ;u;)
@tindigo @harrypotter7y


==> Kanjin

You sit in your room, your knees in a butterfly position. Meditation, to you, is only found through blaring, angry music. Turning your headphones up louder, you focus on relaxing.

You're interrupted with redundant messages regarding your friends, Valric and Coneeea.

Coneia.

Ice Cream Coniea.

You nod in agreement with yourself, yes, that is her name.

Anyways it says that they're online right now. You think, 'Why the heck not?' And start to troll them.

transparentApparition started trolling fullAstronomer

TA- YO WHAT IS UP 6RO.


After a few seconds of silence, you understand that Valric is probably talking to Ice Cream Coniea or looking at Troll Nicolas Cage pictures.

You love her but seriously, some of her pastimes are plain weird.

After realizing that you're alone, you disregard your computer and go back to listening to your music, all until a message pops up on your screen.

harrypotter7y • 11 November 2013 at 9:44 PM

twistedMercenary started trolling transparent Apparition at 8:56

TM: Headphone girl.


You (coniea) smirk. You refuse to acknowledge her as a person by not using her name. Ever since she started using that ludicrous nickname.

TM: Valric started this whole byzantine type thing about a *game*.

You pause. For some reason you feel like you should capitalize Game.

TM: Valric started this whole byzantine type thing about a *Game*.

Thats better.

tindigo • 11 November 2013 at 9:55 PM

fullAstronomer joined chat at 9:01

FA: My superior hacking skills have gotten us a Game that will change everyday life as we know it..

FA: **ominous music**
FA: So..
FA: We kind of need more Players,, and I would prefer to have teams.. Increasing competition will really help the urgency factor of winning the Game..

harrypotter7y • 11 November 2013 at 10:12 PM

TM: Just like you HACKED 1N THIS CONVERSATION!!!!!!!
TM: GTFO!!!!!!!

@tindigo

oranberry100 • 11 November 2013 at 11:40 PM

TA-GAME? DUDE I KICK 6UTT AT GAMES. ESPECIALLY STRATEGICAL ONES. IM UP FOR ANYTHING.

The last time anything exciting actually happened around here was when troll Green Day came out with three new albums, around a sweep ago. Not to sound dorky, but It would be great to get a new massive multiplayer roleplayer game out.

@harrypotter7y @tindigo @wav3girl

harrypotter7y • 12 November 2013 at 11:56 AM

TM: 1ts settled then.
TM: 1m playing this Game 2.

@oranberry100

anewlife • 12 November 2013 at 1:59 PM

Name: Sayten Blaine
Quirk: n=~
Looks: Two pairs of glasses. One pair of green Terezi glasses, and underneath Dirk glasses. Stupidest jester hat in excistance, and a John ecto-biology suit
Blood: indigo
Strife: throwing knives
Past: ???
lucus: giant crow
trollian: sahyurPrayers
Quadrants: Moirail=Jokrie
Other: Racist Juggalo who extremely appreciates the hemospectrum. Is not the sharpest tool in shed but can be intelligent when neccesary.

oranberry100 • 12 November 2013 at 2:44 PM

(bro what time setting is this event taking place in) @harrypotter7y @tindigo


TA- COOL. THE ONLY THING THAT WE DON'T WANT IS-

aggressiveAbuser has interrupted chat

AA- yoou call 😉
TA- HOW THE FRICK
AA- remember that laptoop coode yoou put intoo my coomputer?
TA-YEA THE TERMINAL ONE
AA- well noow i can look at everyoones coonversatioons
TA- NOT FOR LONG, DIPWAD.
AA- wha? whatever kanjin
TA- YOURE SO CREEPY

transparentApparition has blocked aggressiveAbuser









Since no one else is joining, I'll just nonchalantly add Jokrie

Name: Jokrie Zonkoo
Class- Royalty (the eridan color xD)
Looks- Hat worn backwards, curly, short hair and bangs, one piercing on his right fin, is very skinny and bony but is commonly mistaken as fat.
Strife-Chain
Character will develop.

tindigo • 12 November 2013 at 5:18 PM

FA : Jokrie..
FA: Please leave..

You look at what you have written.

FA: Or so help me,, I will make sure that you move your fat self out of here..

Better.

@harrypotter7y
@oranberry100
@anewlife
@wave3girl

harrypotter7y • 13 November 2013 at 8:57 PM

Name: Arevee Kritan
Quirk: s=z
Looks: Two large pigtails, one piercing on her right fin you copied off of me! ?(????) @oranberry100 , lots of jewelry and bracelets.
Bood: Fuchsia
Strife: Assorted guns
Past: ????
lucus: Gl'bgolyb
trollian: fuchsiaHeiress
Quadrants: none
Other: Likes watching Inspector Space-Time, sci-fi shows, and listening to X-1. She loves tacos and rollerskating.

oranberry100 • 14 November 2013 at 9:45 PM

dude i had no idea about every kitten's piercings.(scaary) chill. i'll change jokrie. now he has one giant loopy earing. jk jk he'll have no earrings.



@harrypotter7y


AA- why doo i have too leave
AA- all oof you suck
TA- JOKRIE FOR VALRIC'S SANITY.
TA-GTFO 8D
AA- ...
AA-noO