Zombie question

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duckduck • 31 January 2014 at 6:38 PM

So I have this question that has been bothering me for a while.....


So zombies eat, like, a lot, right? WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?? I, for one, have never seen a pooping zombie in The Walking Dead. I mean, where the heck does it go?? NARNIA?? Ughhh I just... .. Wait...

Did I just break the Walking Dead??

P.S. day 87... Still waiting for that proposal from Daryl Dixon....

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spiritkoi • 31 January 2014 at 6:49 PM

IT ROTS INSIDE THEM!!! XP That's what I think. I don't study zombies so... ya.

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duckduck • 31 January 2014 at 6:55 PM

@spiritkoi
Hmmm well after studying them in the field for 37 years(until I took an arrow to the knee), I have come to the conclusion that it turns into gold that is used to fund Santa.

Hahaha sorry I'm drinking monster...

I CAN FEEL THE ENERGY

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spiritkoi • 31 January 2014 at 6:57 PM

@duckduck How would the gold be extracted?? O.o

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duckduck • 31 January 2014 at 7:01 PM

@spiritkoi
It's a long process that involves a thermostat and Chuck Norris's minions. Oh, and bacon. Can't forget the bacon 😋

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poe • 31 January 2014 at 10:34 PM

If the zombie is still young, I do think it would be reasonable to say they would digest it to keep themselves nourished. Maybe this slows the process of decomposing? I, too, have studied zombies both in field and book, however, the real problem is that monitoring a single zombie closely enough to get answers is obviously extremely dangerous.... Let us form a research team!!!!

@duckduck

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duckduck • 10 February 2014 at 9:00 PM

@poe
Yes! Our team name should be Team Daryl. Wait, do you watch the walking dead?

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lynncrow • 10 February 2014 at 9:03 PM

@duckduck

I don't follow the walking dead but maybe when zombies eat it disintegrates XD.

Maybe everything in them is toxic so it turns to liquid or something and slowly seeps out of them XD.


....that was the most thought I've ever put into a zombie question XD

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poe • 10 February 2014 at 9:33 PM

@duckduck @lynncrow

I think about zombies too much and with too much detail. Lol

I don't watch walking dead. I don't have the time to keep up with many tv shows, sadly. But I'm down with whatever name. XP

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