Read this for a laugh(How bad Google Translate is at translating.)

sorenfliesthroughstorms • 2 February 2014 at 2:43 PM

I translated a story I wrote into Latin and then back to English using Google Translate and ended up being totally different and rather amusing. 😊

The fall of the Empire, Honey
And honey, and shall spread over the vast empire of the past, but because it has the action, and honey, a group of the most valiant longer a criminal from the ancestors, so that they broke all of them in a huge evil things. Honey the government, as is well known, the greatest and the last in the sway is always Arctica, the case in which point mark of the Empire Moreover, animals, three times in the Arctic Owls, wolves, foxes, wolves, and honey, and we this day I have trodden the kinds of I form the point of departure. Sos, or to die. But the government of the Kingdom of the pulse Case bee honey Empire horrible, horrible time. Developers should keep killer bees Apis largest and last emperor of the Empire to the world the evil that he did in the empire. About bees, male bees wonder the government unless the king. They were willing therefore to be taken as a crime to what according to the world, the heroic age was the sin. But the means of HoneyClan, and honey, but the brave, the yew as well as of higher rank, did not approve it. They thought they were alone. (Because there are no more bees had corrupted) But the developers have not heard.
Doomsday
The blaze, as is well known, and also the the impulse of a bee The government has been defeated. Because that which is known, that the harm Doomsday badgers, they were wont to frequent. ("Doomsday will come to you '), however, to the Doomsday bees, and the" evil "that he came to the sea cows. Causalities The rabbit, not coeternal with Him, a pestle, a gross in the part and established a kingdom for a glass of bees of bees, was consumed., However, BeeClan half of the HoneyClan who differed from as well as the event proceeds have been separated and obligations.
You have called, and shouted, and deafness
If this sounds like a Call of the feces by any other name, that is, in their turn, themselves BeeClan Doomsday, in the 100, which they sent to the honey bees to attack the evil man will what is evil. (With a few even lose their lives know that they are in the "to have been. ') Now, how many there are in the custody of the Arctic ground most hundreds of the wolf lay down the ravens of the heavens above the first. (The ravens, wolves, and the Arctic, and fine linen, and delivered them respect for me, that he had, and of those who over the nest and groups) and the bees, and driven them away, and fine linen, and salvation, but at the end of the chase and the hatred .... .....
Mischief
(When all insinuating I am). Turns out that the eruption of the mountain he built in the reign of Honey and the last things he had. And there was an astonishment, and for a witness, and the molten image, hot magma stones and build up sliding around, it is the screams of terror-stricken mountain, the vast imploding but upon him 100 to the PETRIFYING bees, and creepy happened to the solar eclipse; them that were staggering up to heaven, fireballs, was, and fled for their lives, and upon the bed linen. Strange to say, was not freed, since causality, but it is 100 bees. And he that is in it, the honey bees a cause? Little Hare, BeeClan loving, and fault, because it is not the duty, not of the dead, but an idea that no dead Doomsday well-bees as the bees did not he is evil. Of alcohol was also a BeeClan the honey bees, and view the Doomsday a heinous crime, the world is saved with the Doomsday reality. (Ironically it is, that belongs to the bees to the murderer was the end of the world Doomsday is more often however, was good.)

sparklefox • 7 February 2014 at 5:27 PM

@sorenfliesthroughstorms - Haha, it sounds like Engrish. xD

tineless • 7 February 2014 at 9:34 PM

@sorenfliesthroughstorms

DUDE, WHAT THE HECK!!! 😈 That's so freaking funny!! 😈

frogtoad • 7 February 2014 at 9:38 PM

@sorenfliesthroughstorms
What is it with honey? 😋

sorenfliesthroughstorms • 8 February 2014 at 9:18 AM

@sparklefox
@tineless
@frogtoad

This is the original:
The Fall of the Honey Empire
The Honey Badgers once had an enormous Empire, but because of one Honey Badger’s action and a traitorous group of warrior ancestors, it would all come crashing down in one giant Calamity.
The Honey Empire, as it was known, was the greatest, and last, empire ever to be in Arctica, but the fall of the Empire would also mark a turning point in which all animals, Crows, Arctic Wolves, Owls, Wolves, Foxes, and Honey Badgers, would start forming the groups that we know today. They would learn that must unite, or die.
The fall of the Honey Empire started out with the defeat of the Bee Empire, the evilest empire there ever was. Dodge, the greatest, and the last, emperor of the Empire, wanted to rid the world of killer bees, which made up the evil Bee Empire. The strange thing about the Bee Empire was the bees were all males, except for their queen. They wanted to take over the world so what was considered a heinous crime to some, was actually a heroic deed. However, half of HoneyClan, the only Honey badger warrior ancestors back then, didn’t approve of that. They believed they should be left alone. (Only because they had bribed by the bees) However, Dodge didn’t listen.


Doomsday
Doomsday, as it is known, is the attack on the Bee Empire, and also its defeat. It is known as Doomsday because that is the insult the bees used at the Badgers. (“Doomsday will come to you!”) However, Doomsday came to the bees, and “calamity” came to the Badgers. The Badgers did succeed without causalities, in part to their thick fur, and Killer Bees, the bees that made up the empire, became extinct. However, BeeClan, the half of HoneyClan who disagreed with that, then separated and retaliated in an event known as Call of Duty.
Call of Duty
Though this may sound like Call of, another name for feces, it is BeeClan’s retaliation to Doomsday, in which they sent 100 rogue male bees to attack the Honey Empire. (Little did the bees know that they will lose their lives in a “calamity.”) However, they were being watched from the skies by multitudes more crows and from the ground by hundreds more Arctic Wolves, the First Super Roost. (The Crows saved the Badgers so the Arctic Wolves honored them by having groups of both of them called Super Roosts) The bees chased them and the escaping badgers, BUT their chase ended in..........
Calamity
(I have been hinting at it all along.) Turns out the Honey Empire had been built in a volcano, and it was having its final eruption. It was a horrifying sight to witness with the molten-hot magma sliding around stone buildings, the massive volcano imploding upon itself, the petrifying screams of the 100 terror-stricken bees, and the creepy coincidence of a solar eclipse! Fireballs were shooting up into the sky, and the Super Roost and Badgers ran for their lives. Amazingly, they escaped with no causalities, but all 100 bees died. And who did the Honey Bees blame it on? The Badgers, and it’s really BeeClan’s fault, because no Call of Duty, no dead bees, but the bees think of it as, no Doomsday, no dead bees, well, rogue bees that is. Now both BeeClan and the Honey Bees consider Doomsday a heinous crime, when Doomsday ACTUALLY saved the world. (Ironic, right, because Doomsday often refers to the end of the world, but it kinda was, to the Killer bees, that is.)

It's completely different.(Please excuse my rude humor at the beginning of the Call of Duty section.)

Deleted • 18 February 2014 at 1:59 AM

@sorenfliesthroughstorms
"If this sounds like a Call of the feces by any other name, that is, in their turn, themselves BeeClan Doomsday, in the 100, which they sent to the honey bees to attack the evil man will what is evil."

I died laughing! Hahahaha! That was too funny! XD

momobird • 5 March 2014 at 8:09 AM

... I was wondering if this was about a real event in Human history, not animal. Or if it was a report on bees. the mistranslations made it harder to identify. funny though

sorenfliesthroughstorms • 7 March 2014 at 5:13 PM

@momobird It was a story I made up.

silverknight01 • 10 March 2014 at 5:13 PM

@sorenfliesthroughstorms
xD
The mistake of using Google translate