LOL Joke contest! *CLOSED*

silverknight01 • 7 April 2014 at 9:14 PM

A big.. HELLO, to all you comedians out there! After much delay, the contest has finnaly commenced!

#notfunny
#LOLcontest

HOW IT WORKS:

okay, so basicaly it goes like this. Post up to three jokes that you have made! Thats it! Pretty simple right?

The contest will end on April 20th!

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RULES:

-No Inappropriate jokes please!

-Please only post your original jokes!
no copy-and-pasting, we want to here YOUR
jokes!

-YOU CANNOT BRIBE THE JUDGES!

-Have fun!!

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THE JUDGES:

*1 @life

*2 @windchill

*3 @gracem

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PRIZE POOL:
*please take note that these are all hatched commons*

FileCustody the Kesko

Fyre Heart the Yamamagan

Phosphoresce the Tasma

Saderf the Skreel

(Yep, donations to the prize pool are accepted)

There will only be two winners! Goodluck to everyone!

arty10 • 7 April 2014 at 10:38 PM

I want to do this but I can't think of anything...

silverknight01 • 7 April 2014 at 11:08 PM

@arty10
thats fine! You can listen or watch, ect.. a favorit comedian for inspiration!

PINGS:
@poe
@skittlejg
@katdemon9
@lucas

ashlinnhi • 8 April 2014 at 6:50 AM

@silverknight01 I like this! Here it is...
BROTHER: Hey. Say this: fjsdiwodfkjlsdlmnwo. Go on. Say it.
SISTER: It.
BROTHER: Noooooo, I said say "fjsdiwodfkjlsdlmnwo". Say it now.
SISTER: It now.
BROTHER (getting frustrated): I SAID say "fjsdiwodfkjlsdlmnwo"! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SISTER: IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said it!

Or here's another one (made by me):
TEACHER: When will your nose stop running?
STUDENT: When it starts to walk.
😃

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 9:03 AM

@ashlinnhi
xD
lol!

lucas • 8 April 2014 at 1:19 PM

@silverknight01
Ill just watch, good luck!

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 3:35 PM

@lucas
happy joke watching'

PINGS:
@awkolicious
@pegasasu
@animegirlalways
@howrsetoo

gracem • 8 April 2014 at 3:36 PM

Hey. I am judge 3.

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 3:41 PM

@gracem
indeed you are!

PINGS:
@myax
@umbregrl
@spiritkoi
@paranoiac

gracem • 8 April 2014 at 3:45 PM

@Slivernight01 As judge of the contest, I LOVE @ashlinnhi jokes. Thank you for participating to those who like to watch. The following......


@lucas
@arty10

windchill • 8 April 2014 at 4:15 PM

@ashlinnhi
lol those jokes that annoy people, just classics. I'll give you points there.
A 6/10 on my funny meter! Not half bad.

umbregrl • 8 April 2014 at 5:25 PM

@silverknight01
Ill just watch, i'm not good at this.

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 5:51 PM

@umbregrl
thats totally fine!! 😃

Deleted • 8 April 2014 at 6:58 PM

@silverknight01 I'm not good at jokes........but I AM good with funny insults.

(THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ANYONE, IT IS JUST FOR HUMOR)

You must have been born on a highway, 'cause that's where most accidents happen.

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 7:32 PM

@katdemon9
hmm, the first one is kinda inappropriate.. :T

poe • 8 April 2014 at 7:58 PM

@silverknight01

Does sharing funny comics count? Even if they don't, posting for the lols anyway. 😋

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z-JrSKPlrqc/UDAM7FQGdzI/AAAAAAAABTM/ldrjWb5DvS0/s640/tas120818.gif

http://gocomics.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f3053ef019aff49c6f9970d-800wi

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 8:19 PM

@poe
no, sadly it has to be original. But those comics are really funny!
#notfunny
#LOLcontest

poe • 8 April 2014 at 8:23 PM

@silverknight01

I'm just gonna point out that most everyone else has probably pulled their jokes from something or other. Lol

But I'm glad you thought they were funny. ^^

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 8:40 PM

@poe
ikr, I better google them.. o-o

Deleted • 8 April 2014 at 8:47 PM

@silverknight01 sorry. I couldn't find anything else, I'll get rid of it

windchill • 8 April 2014 at 8:47 PM

@umbregrl
Hey these are just for fun! But if you want to dit out than it's ok.

@katdemon9
First one's innppropriate... and creepy. O-O

poe • 8 April 2014 at 8:49 PM

@silverknight01

Lol if you google them, you'll probably find all the funniest ones out there. I should try making an actual original joke. Maybe. Lazy.

arty10 • 8 April 2014 at 9:05 PM

Do any of the judges watch Doctor Who?

windchill • 8 April 2014 at 9:23 PM

@arty10
Well I don't sadly.

silverknight01 • 8 April 2014 at 9:25 PM

@arty10
not sure, I know I watch it xD

arty10 • 8 April 2014 at 9:35 PM

I have a Dalek joke 😸

cirrus • 8 April 2014 at 11:12 PM

@silverknight01 No innapropriate jokes!? I guess I can't join then. 😉 Seriously though, I'm not funny. Good luck to everyone else. 😃

ashlinnhi • 9 April 2014 at 7:24 AM

@silverknight01 @gracem @windchill
Hmm.... here's my last one (and I promise you it's original... I think 😋)
Why are jokes so funny?
Because they're always lol-lol-lolling around. XD

silverknight01 • 9 April 2014 at 9:30 AM

@skittlejg
as in Adult humor, bathroom humor is welcomed.. just give everyone a heads up!

@ashlinnhi
xD
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O.K... I doesn't have to be original anymore, seeing how no one else has cracked a joke... T-T

werewolf • 10 April 2014 at 5:22 AM

@silverknight01
this is just random joke

TEACHER:
why can i hear talking?
STUDENTS:
because you have ears.