-=Riddles=-

cougar • 23 December 2014 at 3:42 AM

@ashlinnhi oh, I know this one ! Is it... Stop imagining 😸 ?

Here is mine ;
I was walking down the road to a birthday party. When I crossed the last road, I saw 7 men with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks and each sack contains 7 cats. Each cat has 7 kittens and each kitten has at least 7 balls of yarn. How many living beings are coming to the birthday party ?

ashlinnhi • 23 December 2014 at 4:02 AM

@cougar Yup 😋
One, you. x3 Or that's what we know... but that the answer xP

cougar • 23 December 2014 at 4:21 AM

@ashlinnhi yeah. Here is one that my friend loves xD .

A boy was locked in a room by some robbers. All that is in the room is a piano, calendar, and a bed. The room is locked from the outside. What does he eat, drink, and how does he get out?

ashlinnhi • 23 December 2014 at 6:19 AM

@cougar Um...? Oh I know! Unlock the door from inside? XD
What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a cat, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?

cougar • 23 December 2014 at 6:31 AM

@ashlinnhi
The answer : He ate the dates from the calendar, drink water from the waterbed, and unlock the door using the piano keys 😉 .

A tiger ! Um.. A kitten ! Uh.. A mutant cat thing !

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What are you eating?

razor • 23 December 2014 at 10:40 PM

@ashlinnhi
Is it the owner of the cat?

@cougar
Corn!

Edit☹️Whoops! Forgot the riddle!)
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

ashlinnhi • 23 December 2014 at 11:01 PM

@cougar XD Yeah the answer was "a kitten". A corn on a cob I think?
@razor Um... incorrectly? XD
If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
😈

razor • 23 December 2014 at 11:10 PM

@ashlinnhi
Uh... Dead?

Why can't a man living in USA be buried in Canada?

ashlinnhi • 24 December 2014 at 4:05 AM

@razor Yeah XD Because Canada is in the US...
What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?

cougar • 24 December 2014 at 10:08 PM

@ashlinnhi A Broom !

You walk into a circus and saw three animals, a cat balancing plates on it's head, an elephant juggling balls and a rabbit holding a carrot. The cat knows how to surf, the elephant can trick it's owner and the rabbit can eat the whole carrot in one bite. Who is the smartest ?

razor • 25 December 2014 at 7:16 AM

@ashlinnhi
No. Why would a LIVING man be burried in Canada?

@cougar
It's the rabbit isn't it? It's something about the rabbit but I don't know what!

ashlinnhi • 25 December 2014 at 7:18 AM

@cougar Um I don't know... I have a feeling it's the rabbit XD @razor Oh. Right. I knew that x3
A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?

razor • 25 December 2014 at 7:22 AM

@ashlinnhi
It's a photo she shot of him then developed it in a darkroom!


A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

cougar • 25 December 2014 at 5:00 PM

Answer : You're the smartest 😉 !

@ashlinnhi The woman was developing a photo of him
@razor His horse's name is Friday 😊

An innocent man was sentenced to death and the police had decided to let him choose his death. The police took him into the main room and in there, were three doors to choose from. The 1st door had rattlesnakes in it, the 2nd door had a psychopath with a loaded gun and the 3rd door had lions who haven't ate for 3 years. Which room is the safest ?

ashlinnhi • 25 December 2014 at 9:29 PM

@razor Yup 😋 @cougar Oh yeah, of course! Wait. How did I know all that? XP The room with lions who hadn't eaten for 3 years is the safest, because they're all dead. I did 100 years 😋
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?

razor • 26 December 2014 at 6:10 AM

@ashlinnhi
Empty!

A horse is on a 10 foot rope and an apple is placed 12 feet away. How does the horse eat the apple?

ashlinnhi • 26 December 2014 at 6:22 AM

@razor Yep! Um... the horse walks along the rope to the apple?
If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
-this is probably really easy-

razor • 26 December 2014 at 6:33 AM

@ashlinnhi
The other end of the rope wasn't attatched to anything. (I could've worded that one better.)

It's made of glass!

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

wolffey • 26 December 2014 at 12:19 PM

@razor Umm...the bird...IDK

A father and a son have a car accident,the father dies and the son is badly injured(I probably spelled that wrong).They take him to the hospital,the doctor comes in and says "This is my son".The doctor is not lying how is that possible?

razor • 27 December 2014 at 6:25 AM

@wolffey
None of them get the banana because it's a coconut tree!

It's his mum!

ashlinnhi • 27 December 2014 at 6:50 AM

@razor LOL XD @wolffey Yeah the doctor is his mum 😋
We see it once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day. What is it?

wolffey • 27 December 2014 at 6:51 AM

@ashlinnhi

Yeah I know it was pretty easy.

I have no idea

razor • 27 December 2014 at 7:00 AM

@ashlinnhi
The letter 'e'

If 3 peacocks lay 5 eggs in 8 days, how many peacocks will lay 29 eggs in 76 days?

ashlinnhi • 27 December 2014 at 7:13 AM

@wolffey The letter E 😋
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

razor • 27 December 2014 at 7:29 AM

@ashlinnhi
Lunch and dinner

Is it illegal to marry your widow's sister?

ashlinnhi • 28 December 2014 at 12:13 AM

@razor No, but you're dead anyway 😋 Right?
I go up and I go down,
towards the sky and the ground.
I'm present and past tense too,
Let's go for a ride, me and you

razor • 28 December 2014 at 12:51 AM

@ashlinnhi
Seesaw

What am I?

ashlinnhi • 28 December 2014 at 1:37 AM

@razor Eh? You are a space...?
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

razor • 28 December 2014 at 1:42 AM

@ashlinnhi Nope. A question.

Meat!

Pinkie Pinkerton lived in a pink one story house on Pink Street. The walls were pink, the roof was pink, the carpet was pink, the flowers were pink, the pictures were pink, the furniture was pink, the bathroom was pink, her stuff was pink, the yard was pink, even her cat was pink. EVERYTHING was pink. So what colour were the stairs in Pinkie Pinkerton's house?

ashlinnhi • 28 December 2014 at 7:37 AM

@razor Ah xD There are no stairs in a one-story house.
What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?