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razor • 30 December 2014 at 9:48 AM
@ashlinnhi A glove!What has a head and a tail but no legs?
mnbvcxz27 • 30 December 2014 at 4:16 PM
A coin!What has 4 legs in the morning,2 legs in the afternoon,and 3 legs at night?
razor • 31 December 2014 at 11:56 PM
@mnbvcxz27 A person, crawls as a baby, walks as an adult and walks with a cane as an old person.What building has the most stories?
ashlinnhi • 9 January 2015 at 12:13 AM
@razor The library I'm guessing? ๐A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
featherstar_stormclan • 9 January 2015 at 12:25 AM
@ashlinnhi Is he playing Monopoly and landed on someone elses square?What do you own yet people use more than you?
ashlinnhi • 9 January 2015 at 12:33 AM
@featherstar_stormclan Yup! Your name ๐ธA basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
featherstar_stormclan • 9 January 2015 at 12:43 AM
@ashlinnhi Yep. You put a kid in the basket.I'm sweet but I have a heart of stone, yet when you cut me I bleed blood as red as my skin. What am I?
ashlinnhi • 10 January 2015 at 12:11 AM
@featherstar_stormclan Or you give the basket with the last apple in it to the kid ๐ What can you not have for breakfast?
eggcave123 • 10 January 2015 at 11:42 AM
Something other than lunch and dinner?I dunno...I am not alive but I growI need air but don't have lungsI don't have a mouth but water kills meWhat am l?
ashlinnhi • 10 January 2015 at 9:48 PM
@eggcave123 You can't have lunch and dinner for breakfast xDYou're fire.What goes up when rain comes down?
eggcave123 • 11 January 2015 at 7:22 PM
@ashlinnhi an umbrella ๐there are 20 people in a square room. Everyone has a full view of the room. where can you put an apple so that everyone but one person can see the apple?
ashlinnhi • 13 January 2015 at 2:45 AM
@eggcave123 Ahh...? Um... I have no idea...A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.The rich man laughs.Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.The rich man laughs again.Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?The poor man goes home rich.What song did he sing?
sakuravixen • 13 January 2015 at 5:46 AM
@ashlinnhi Umm... I have no idea...I have hands, but no fingers, I have a face, but no mouth. What am I?
ashlinnhi • 13 January 2015 at 6:16 AM
@school600 The poor man sang 'Happy Birthday'. ๐ A clock? Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
sakuravixen • 13 January 2015 at 6:20 AM
@ashlinnhi *facepalm Yes, correct. The word short.The person who makes and buys me doesn't use me, the person who uses me does n't know it. What am I?
ashlinnhi • 13 January 2015 at 6:34 AM
@school600 A coffin ๐ธ - I used to look at lots of riddles XD I brighten your day but live in the shade.What am I?
eggcave123 • 13 January 2015 at 3:44 PM
@ashlinnhi You put the apple on someone's head ๐No idea...A man goes to a boy and says to him "if I write your exact weight On a slip of paper, you have to give me 50 bucks." The boy agrees, and the man goes home 50 dollars richer. What did the man write on the slip of paper?
sakuravixen • 13 January 2015 at 5:34 PM
@eggcave123 "Your exact weight." @ashlinnhi It's correct.Maryโs father has 5 daughters โ Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
eggcave123 • 14 January 2015 at 8:26 AM
@school600 Yup!The fifth daughter is MaryRomeo and Juliet are doing dead on the floor. The only things in the room are a bed, a shelf, pieces of glass and water on the floor. An earthquake happened recently. What caused the death of romeo and Juliet?
sakuravixen • 14 January 2015 at 5:49 PM
@eggcave123 Correct. I love this one. XD Romeo and Juliet were fish, so they lived in a fish bowl. There was an earthquake and the fishbowl fell from the shelf and hit the floor. The rest is pretty obvious.In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink showerโ everything was pink!What color were the stairs?
eggcave123 • 17 January 2015 at 7:05 AM
@school600 There aren't any stairs What's at the end of a rainbow?
wolffey • 18 January 2015 at 2:17 PM
@eggcave123 I don't really know,I feel like if I say anything I just think that it will be wrong.A car is going really fast,the breaks are broken,there are no street light and all of the house lights are off,a black man is walking down the street wearing black clothes.How did the car avoid him?
eggcave123 • 18 January 2015 at 2:34 PM
@wolffey its daytimeThe letter wWhat has 4 eyes but can't see?
ashlinnhi • 19 January 2015 at 2:52 AM
@eggcave123 Mississippi ^-^What is as light as a feather, but even the worldโs strongest man couldnโt hold it for more than a minute?
univea • 19 January 2015 at 3:11 AM
@ashlinnhiYour breath ๐What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
werewolf • 19 January 2015 at 3:26 AM
@univeaLunch and dinner?EDITWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
univea • 19 January 2015 at 3:33 AM
@werewolfYup! And they weigh the same.Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
eggcave123 • 19 January 2015 at 8:55 PM
@univea the word is not ๐there are 3 pineapples and you take 2. how many pineapples do you have?
ashlinnhi • 20 January 2015 at 2:08 AM
@eggcave123 2, right? ๐They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
eggcave123 • 20 January 2015 at 4:54 PM
@ashlinnhi shadowsWhat is so fragile that if you say its name you break it?