THE Joke Club of All! #THEJC

silverknight01 • 8 June 2014 at 12:11 AM

Congrats to you comedians!
@alliainen @school600 @narvix

#THEJC

ashlinnhi • 8 June 2014 at 12:41 AM

Another joke! A man is in the hospital and he can't talk. All of a sudden the man's wife comes in the room and stands in the corner. The man starts to act like something's wrong. So the doctor gives him a sheet of paper and pencil. The man writes something down and as soon as he finishes he folds the paper and dies. The doctor gets the note and gives it to the wife. She is curious she reads the note. It said, "You are standing on my oxygen cord."
#THEJC
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werewolf • 4 July 2014 at 6:16 AM

not really a member of the club but thought i might share these videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfLgXJpQd0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi15aohEZY0

BE AWARE THIS ONE IS LONG! (as in time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxvDVhjALoU

sakuravixen • 4 July 2014 at 6:39 AM

My friend told me this one:
Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

ashlinnhi • 4 July 2014 at 7:07 AM

@werewolf I can't watch them because they're blocked on this computer Dx @school600 Haha LOL XD
A boy was told to write a 100 word essay. He thought for a bit then started. 'I went out to call my cat in for the night, so I called 'kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...'

sakuravixen • 26 July 2014 at 8:19 AM

@ashlinnhi It was @IceLapras who told me that joke.

ashlinnhi • 27 July 2014 at 12:25 AM

@school600 Thanks for reviving this topic 😉
@silverknight01
Man: Give me some shampoo.
Shopkeeper: Here you are.
Man: What is free in this?
Shopkeeper: Nothing.
Man: Do not tell lies, sir. This is dandruff free.

icelapras • 27 July 2014 at 4:25 AM

Q: What brown and looks out of the window?
A: Lower....



































A poo on stilts!

ashlinnhi • 27 July 2014 at 4:31 AM

@icelapras LOL!! Are you planning to join the cub?

splashnose • 29 August 2015 at 5:59 AM

@ashlinnhi

Can I join?

A man walks into a bar.... He says ouch.

llamalou2 • 29 August 2015 at 5:01 PM

Q: So a man walks into a bar and ask for a glass of water. The bartender picks up a shotgun and shoots, nearly hitting the man. The man says thank you, puts a tip on the bar and leaves. Why the thanks and tip?

A: He had the hiccups

ashlinnhi • 30 August 2015 at 5:12 AM

@splashnose @llamalou2 Sorry guys, I don't think I'll be accepting any more people as this topic has been inactive for more than a year ☹️

llamalou2 • 30 August 2015 at 10:10 AM

Okay