~Pipkitten's Comedic Tech Support!~

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smilies • 19 August 2011 at 2:28 AM

My computer keeps asking me for chips! 😱

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pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 2:31 AM

@xxCrayolaDemonxx: Your laptop gets free cookies from other computers that happen to be browsing the internet. You can get these cookies by threatening your laptop with a large mug of coffee. 😊

@Smilies: To make it stop asking, shove an entire bag of crushed Lay's BBQ Potato Chips into the disc drive.

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crescentfeather • 19 August 2011 at 8:09 PM

@pipkitten Why does my computer keep sending light reflection signals to the Transformers? D:

*Lufanda easily defeats the many bodyguards with her TINE NINJA POWARZ* 😃

Deleted • 19 August 2011 at 8:11 PM

@pipkitten Can I work for you? I iz a techy girl both my parents fix computers! 😃

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pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 8:28 PM

@Crescentfeather: Because it is secretly helping them save the world! ...and it's lonely and wants some friends. 😋

OH NOES! D: *Marly-Chan challenges Lufanda to a Tine Ninja showdown*

@Bluegirl80: Sure~! 😈

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@pipkitten YAYZ!

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pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 8:30 PM

@Bluegirl80: Congrats on being my fist employee!! 😋

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@pipkitten 😃 YAY!

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cqpkytty • 19 August 2011 at 9:00 PM

I wanna be employed!

I will only accept employment if I get 2 rares/semi-rares to start with, and an additional rare/semi-rare per 3 months. On the first of the month. Starting October. (i.e. Oct. 1st, Jan. 1st, Apr. 1st, Jul. 1st, Oct. 1st, cont.) And on my birthday. (June 6)

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taffy789 • 19 August 2011 at 9:03 PM

@pipkitten

Uh, my computer turned into a transformer, and it's saying it wants to destory me and take over the world, and steal my carrots. D: What should I do?

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cqpkytty • 19 August 2011 at 9:06 PM

@pipkitten

what do u think of mai employment terms?
(listed above)

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pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 9:07 PM

@Cqpkytty: Lol, unfortunately, Pipkitten's Tech Support doesn't pay employees. 😋 It's all volunteer work!! XD

@Taffy789: It's a Decepticon!! D: You should give it a few carrots, then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND CALL THE FBI!!! 😈

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taffy789 • 19 August 2011 at 9:08 PM

@pipkitten -
Can I join? I mean, once my computer turns nice again, and when I can stop running for my life. XD

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cqpkytty • 19 August 2011 at 9:09 PM

@pipkitten
i was joking. but i do want to work!
also, if employees are not paid, they are not employed. they are volunteers.
but still, can i help?

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pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 9:13 PM

@Taffy789: Haha, sure~ ^^

@Cqpkytty: Lol, of course you can! 😃


*Pip has no idea how she ended up with volunteers/employees or what to have them do* 😈

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cqpkytty • 19 August 2011 at 9:15 PM

@pipkitten
Thanks! and volunteers can answer questions when ur offline + they are online. u can assign them certain questions to answer. etc.

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qwaszx • 19 August 2011 at 9:16 PM

What is the little folder right there?

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pipkitten • 19 August 2011 at 9:22 PM

@Cqpkytty: Good idea! But since this is just random questions, it's very hard to assign specific jobs...

@Qwaszx: That is the folder that holds the secrets to world peace and ultimate destruction! Read the files it contains at your own risk... 😋

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cqpkytty • 19 August 2011 at 9:23 PM

@pipkitten
i meant like:

@cqpkytty! Answer that question!

or maybe:

@cqpkytty! Answer all of qwaszx's questions!

or:

@cqpkytty! Answer all questions about disk drives!

etc.

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