im new here!

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 9:33 AM

hi, this is my first time doing any of these adoptables/clicking kind of things. heres my tumblr: http://8ts.tumblr.com/

im a girl amd my favorite food is burger. any kind of burger. i love all burgers. no burger discrimination

nemuttai • 13 August 2014 at 9:47 AM

Yummy! I like burgers too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like bbq and swiss burgers

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 9:57 AM

i like any kinda of burger with melted cheese. even if its without cheese its still really good. i am obsessed with mcdonalds and this one place my dad called like the onion grill or s/t and the gourmet burgers are really good, i look forward to it every week.

i had a chicken burger at burger king recently, and it was better than i expected.

nothing can beat an egg mcmuffin, though. even though im pretty sure its not a burger it reminds me of a burger so it goes in the category

nemuttai • 13 August 2014 at 10:05 AM

I hate the bread on egg mcmuffins its too hard and crumby

i like eggs tho. I love to. eat. eggs. -looks at the eggcave.com and looks back into the camera.-


@swallowpolice

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 10:07 AM

if youre hear to talk poop about egg mcmuffins i dont want you here at all

@nemutaii

nemuttai • 13 August 2014 at 10:08 AM

Look man I just love eggs as much as yuo do -puts my hands up and walks super slow to you cautiously- You don't gotta do this man we can work this out...

@swallowpolice

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 10:09 AM

@nemuttai

no im not gonna get over this. Egg McMuffins are made with love and tears of the people who work at McDonalds, they serve us with this morning joy for us.

If you can't appreciate that, I don't know how you can appreciate anyone or anything. Go to church... *drops the mic, leaves the room, sits on the curb and smokes a cig*

nemuttai • 13 August 2014 at 10:12 AM

*looks down at my hands and looks outside the window at your sillhouette on the curb.* Gosh dang.

*walks outside and looks at you sits down very quietly*

Look man.. I said some things.. those things weren't aight.. I'm sorry man aight.. That look in your eye... that microphone you dropped...

It.. It really got to me. You know.. It spoke to me.

*hands you 5 $* do.... do you wanna go get yourself an egg mcmuffin.... *turns away fast and furrows my EYEBRows*

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 10:15 AM

Hmmph... *crosses arms, but stretches my arm enough under my other arm to grab the 5 dollars* Thanks, I guess...

You're not forgiven, though! Don't you forget that...

*Looks at the 5 dollars, then looks at the starry night sky. I see a constellation of an egg. I'm hungry.*

I... I don't know... I'm not really in the mood... *stomach grumbles*

nemuttai • 13 August 2014 at 10:18 AM

*puts fingers to lips and snickers as i roll out on my scooter* C'mon you're never not in the mood for a egg MCMUFFIN.

*puts on ym helmet and pads* saftey first kids i am 26 years old.

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 10:21 AM

*smirks, but tries to hide it a little.* Heh... I guess you're right. *Stands up from the curb, dusts off my butt a little bit.*

*Grabs my scooter and pushes off and doesn't wear a helmet cuz im poor but i have 5 dollars* S-sorry you have to come with me@nemuttai

nemuttai • 13 August 2014 at 10:23 AM

Okey dokey chief... *pushes off with my foot and follows you*

I'll follow you to the depths of HECK and back... @swallowpolice

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 10:25 AM

*rides w/ nemuttai in the night. the wind in my hair feels like fingers from my mom when I was 2 years old and didn't know how to brush my own hair.* Chilly out tonight

*sees mcdonalds* Look its McDonalds! *points at it* *speeds up scooting* @nemuttai

promise • 13 August 2014 at 10:26 AM

@swallowpolice

First off, I would like to say welcome to Egg Cave! I hope you enjoy your time here and meet many friends!

Tips: When replying to someones post put a "@" symbol in front of their name or use the bell under their picture to ping them. Pinging someone gives them a notification that you replied! You can only ping 5 people per post. Try pinging me!

When replying to someones wall post make sure to post on THEIR wall. They will not see it if you post on your own wall. Only 140 characters per post so try to keep it short.

I would recommend to read everyones profile well before asking them to trade or anything like that to avoid any unwanted conflict!

Words and Abbreviations you should know:

UFT: Up for trade
NUFT: Not up for trade
UFA: Normally means up for action but can mean up for adoption
TNT or Trans: Transfer, normally not up for trade

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. Have an eggciting day 😉

nemuttai • 13 August 2014 at 10:27 AM

*nods as i look down a bit and admire swallow,* YEAH IT SURE BE PRE CHILLy mate.



*scoots faster also as we head to mcdonalsds* @swallowpolice

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 10:29 AM

@promise

thank you you are very nice and i am glad there are helpful people in this world like you

hipsterism • 13 August 2014 at 10:34 AM

Nice to meet you @swallowpolice. Have a good time on eggcave!

swallowpolice • 13 August 2014 at 10:35 AM

@hipsterism thanks a lot!