Dumb Ways to Die

windchill • 1 November 2014 at 11:25 PM

Okay this is how it works,

Player 1:
How will I die?

Player 2:
You're going to light your hair on fire.
How will I die?

Player 1:
You're going to jump into a volcano.
How will I die?

Repeat...

Let's see all the ways we can die! 😈 Okay? GO!

How will I die?

iceiceice • 1 November 2014 at 11:29 PM

@windchill
Eating expired food owo

(Reminds me of ""Dumb ways to die")

phoenixfire • 2 November 2014 at 1:34 AM

@iceiceice
You are gonna get bitten by my Tasma who has rabies

How will I die?

hashtagnight • 4 November 2014 at 5:20 PM

@phoenixfire

you will get wrecked by a wrecking ball.

how will i die?

spiritkoi • 4 November 2014 at 5:39 PM

@nightmaremoon12 You will die from the anxiety of not wanting to die.

How will I die?

awkolicious • 8 November 2014 at 4:25 PM

@spiritkoi You will be murdered in your sleep x3
How will I die?

333 • 8 November 2014 at 8:21 PM

@awkolicious
You shall be abducted by aliens and feasted upon.

How will I die?

333

Deleted • 8 November 2014 at 8:27 PM

@333

You will walk off a cliff thinking there's a trampoline at the bottom.

How will I die?

333 • 8 November 2014 at 8:40 PM

@dramatic
I like how I die! 😉 (If you can like dying)

You will die by eating a snail pellet that mysteriously got on a cupcake so it looked like sprinkles.

How will I die?

333

kaiserbakura • 19 November 2014 at 11:57 PM

@333

You fall into a wood chipper and get turned into ground meat

How will i die?

war • 20 November 2014 at 9:54 PM

@kaiserbakura

Quietly, you slip into bed and pull your covers back delicately, as to not disrupt your freshly-made bed. You climb in and pull your covers up to your chin. The winter weather is starting to set in. You quickly doze off to sleep, and slip into a very strange dream indeed ... you're walking down an empty street at night. No one seems to inhabit the place. You roam the alleys in search of any sign of life. As you peer into a window of an abandoned bar strewn with cobwebs, you hear a noise behind you. You hesitate for a second before turning around, cautious. You see nothing. The street looks as barren as it was the moment before. Suddenly, a banana walks up the steps of the bar. Wait, a banana? You rub your eyes and squint. Yep, that's definitely a banana. But you quickly find out that the strange creature isn't *just* a banana. It appears to have a mask on, and some sort of weird claws on its hands. You can hardly believe it -- there, standing in front of you, is a ninja banana. How odd. Then, another ninja banana stealthily jumps down beside its friend, followed by several more. You stand there, petrified. What business have these things going around terrorizing you? You try to convince yourself that this is just some sort of awful, terrifying dream. You open your eyes ... and you're in your bedroom? Huh. It *was* a dream. You smile faintly, and just as you're about to drift back into another wild dream, you see a shadow shift in the darkness. The shadow jumps onto your bed. It eases toward you so softly you can hardly detect it. Then it hits you. What's small and moves stealthily? That's right. Ninja bananas. Oh no.

Haha, couldn't resist the story opportunity. xD

Anyways...

How will I die?

Deleted • 1 December 2014 at 10:13 PM

You will become a famous pop star and will be smothered by adoring fans.

How will I die?

mastergemma • 1 December 2014 at 11:18 PM

@mila_titan
You will die by a 50 cent coin that was dropped by a child from the highest building in the world

How will I die?

brunosc • 2 December 2014 at 1:09 AM

@mastergemma
You will die in a store because a lot of people will run over you on a Black Friday sale

How will I die?

mejary • 2 December 2014 at 1:49 AM

@brunosc
You will die in the paws of a furious and terrible Sherth XD

How will I die?

cougar • 2 December 2014 at 2:03 AM

@mejary

Your pet tiger went loose and feasted on you ~ Nya!

How will I die ~ Nya?

appleblizzard • 2 December 2014 at 2:24 AM

@cougar

You were swallowed up by a black hole in outer space...

(You find a very nice Christmas Cake from me there ❤️)

How Will I Die? ❤️

Deleted • 2 December 2014 at 2:39 AM

@appleblizzard
You wore a pair of parachute pants and jumped off a building thinking that they would save you. They ARE called "PARACHUTE" pants for a reason, right?

How will I die?

mastergemma • 2 December 2014 at 5:53 AM

@brunosc
lol In my country we don't have those sales, we have Labor Day sales which would be the equivalent

@mila_titan
You were listening to music too loudly and it made your head exploud


How will I die?

rustiscool • 3 December 2014 at 5:54 PM

@mastergemma

You will go to a elegant ball and meet the love of your life. Then a crystal chandelier will fall on your head while you are eating fancy rich people cake.

How will I die?

spiritkoi • 3 December 2014 at 6:05 PM

@rustiscool You will seek shelter in a cave during a terrible blizzard. Slowly, the snow covers the entrance and you search for another. You find one but it leads to a cliff edge and you fall because of the snow.

How will I die?

rustiscool • 4 December 2014 at 5:10 PM

@spiritkoi

After the blizzard, the world is a frozen wasteland. You are chopping wood with a hatchet for a fire, when suddenly a ecsaped polar bear attacks. You throw the hatchet at it an it hits him in the head, killing him. Then a giant tree branch with tons of snow on it falls off the tree and landing on your head killing you. XP

How will i die(again)?

cougar • 6 December 2014 at 11:52 PM

@rustiscool

You were a judge in a cooking competition and you must taste every single dish created. You ate a chocolate cake that contains a bomb in it and you exploded.

How will I die ~ Nya?

rustiscool • 6 December 2014 at 11:56 PM

@cougar

A real cougar will come to your house, thinking your a real cougar, and want to be your friend. Then it will get angery and kill you(cougars have anger management problems)

How will i die(again again)

cougar • 7 December 2014 at 12:00 AM

@rustiscool ( but I am a real cougar 😋 )

You were on the beach and on your friends dare you to go out into the sea for at least 5 km. When you were swimming, a dolphin grabbed your leg and pulls you down, trying to drown you ( Dolphins actually do this in the wild ) . You tried to kick the dolphin, but that made it even more angrier and dragged you down onto the sea bed as you drown.

How will I die ( again ) ~ Nya?

rustiscool • 7 December 2014 at 12:04 AM

@cougar

Being the friend you dared me to go out there, you saw me drown and tried to swim up and save me. But a shark that was chasing the dolphin saw you instead and ate you. Now you XP

How will i die(again again again)?

cougar • 7 December 2014 at 12:08 AM

@rustiscool

You were walking through an amusement when you came across a petting zoo around the corner. The zookeeper was on lunch break, but the animals were still in their enclosures, so you decided to go in anyway, unaware that there is a sign saying "Do not come in. Hungry lions inside." . When you came in, a lion immediately pounced at you and shredded you into pieces as the people outside watch as you die.

How will I die ~ Nya?

rustiscool • 7 December 2014 at 11:20 AM

@cougar

You will be working at a farm with the horses, when a stamped of wild horses run you over, freeing their family.

sheepfox • 29 December 2014 at 11:57 AM

you will be attacked by all the pandas of the world, and you turn them mutant, so now your a zombie.

How will i die?

mnbvcxz27 • 30 December 2014 at 5:26 PM

You will make a evil machine that has a self-destruct button.... I think you know what happens..... 😊

How will I die?