The Army of Ark

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 8:32 PM

UPDATE:The spambots have been destroyed, but that does NOT mean that Egg Cave shouldn't have an army!

ATTENTION: Army recruits get Army Creatures! Keep, raise, and NEVER TRADE! Your creature is your identity, soldiers!

If you show great effort in your spam-fighting, you may be promoted to an officer, and work your way up the chain of command. All recruits begin as soldiers. There are no favorites.
The chain of command:
Soldier => Officer => Private => Corporal => Sargeant => Lieutenant => Captain => Colonel => General.
And General is as far as you go.

@spam_bot_rebel and I are the two Marshals. (the highest rank in the army).

Post "Yes, Marshal, sir!" to join the Army, and we will send you an Army Creature.

SOLDIERS:6
OFFICERS:0
PRIVATES:0
CORPORALS:0
SEARGEANTS:0
LIEUTENANTS:0
CAPTAINS:0
COLONELS:0
GENERALS:0

taffy789 • 10 September 2011 at 8:33 PM

Uhh, the Spam bots are already disappearing. XD

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 8:33 PM

@taffy789
So?

sotheavey • 10 September 2011 at 8:33 PM

@cqpkytty
Sign me up 😈 They must be destroyed!!

Deleted • 10 September 2011 at 8:35 PM

Well they could come back? But this is here for now. Hold up they attack in morning to afternoon probally. Its 8: 35 p.m. here.

redstar-fireclan • 10 September 2011 at 8:40 PM

"Yes, Marshal, sir!"

Can I join?

~Dasiystar

Deleted • 10 September 2011 at 8:42 PM

@redstar-fireclan you've joined! Welcome to the army

redstar-fireclan • 10 September 2011 at 8:43 PM

@spam_bot_repel
Thanks! 😉

What do I do,sir?

Deleted • 10 September 2011 at 8:46 PM

@redstar-fireclan set up for battle

redstar-fireclan • 10 September 2011 at 8:47 PM

@spam_bot_repel

Sir,yes,sir!

When does battle start,sir?

ferrari25 • 10 September 2011 at 8:47 PM

@cqpkytty
Yes, Marshal, sir!
Can I join.

dragonstorm78 • 10 September 2011 at 8:48 PM

Yes, Marshal, sir!

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 8:48 PM

@redstar-fireclan
Find spambots and attack them!

Like so:

Buy this! Buy that! Only $69.95!

You would post: *shoots bazooka at spambot* or a different attack.

If you do a good job, you may be promoted, soldier!

Deleted • 10 September 2011 at 8:49 PM

@redstar-fireclan whenever spam bots attack our forum or a new or recent forum is that correct marshal @cqpkytty

redstar-fireclan • 10 September 2011 at 8:49 PM

@cqpkytty
Where are they?
Do you have any clue, sir?

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 8:52 PM

@spam_bot_rebel
Right.

@redstar-fireclan
Scout the newest posts for suspicious usernames and go to the topics, soldier!

redstar-fireclan • 10 September 2011 at 8:53 PM

@cqpkytty
Like that one about Sauages???
Like those usernames?

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 8:54 PM

@redstar-fireclan
Yes, soldier! That is good practice - that topic was made to attract Spambots, and it does its job well!

redstar-fireclan • 10 September 2011 at 9:01 PM

@cqpkytty
What do do agin...when I find them?

Deleted • 10 September 2011 at 9:15 PM

@redstar-fireclan shoot them

redstar-fireclan • 10 September 2011 at 9:17 PM

@spam_bots_rebel
Just pinged you on a topic, go over ther A.S.A.P!

mangyrawr • 10 September 2011 at 9:22 PM

@cqpkytty I will join this too bad I wanted to be a commander ☹️ can I be a commander??? WE SHALL DESRTOY THE SPAMBOTS 😈

Deleted • 10 September 2011 at 9:31 PM

@mangyrawr commander is not on the so you've gotta start as soldier. Your part of army.

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 10:01 PM

THE OFFICIAL ARMY OF ARK RECRUITMENT TOPIC has been bumped by THE MARSHAL @CQPKYTTY OF THE ARMY OF ARK

syndrome • 10 September 2011 at 10:02 PM

@cpqkytty

I would like to be a soldier

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 10:04 PM

@pirateseaz
You must post:

Yes, Marshal, sir!

to enlist.

syndrome • 10 September 2011 at 10:05 PM

Yes, Marshal, sir!

@cqpkytty

cqpkytty • 10 September 2011 at 10:09 PM

THE OFFICIAL ARMY OF ARK RECRUITMENT TOPIC has been bumped by THE MARSHAL @CQPKYTTY OF THE ARMY OF ARK

sharkout • 10 September 2011 at 10:28 PM

THE OFFICIAL ARMY OF ARK RECRUITMENT TOPIC has been bumped by THE MARSHAL @CQPKYTTY OF THE ARMY OF ARK

carnatate • 13 September 2011 at 7:19 PM

can I become a soldier xD